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Dillbag posted:Is that Dan Inosanto? It is, the post I was responding to was making a reference to the Surviving Edged Weapons video he made in the 80s. This highlights video of it got popular a few years back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFr30p0aZl0
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Today I learned that goons are terrified of ten pound birds that shatter like candy glass when you hit them. 
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Today I learned that goons are terrified of ten pound birds that shatter like candy glass when you hit them. You know who the last person was to underestimate the destructive power of a goose? Captain "Sully" Sullenberger. He'll never make that mistake again. Dude hates geese.
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The swan break your arms with their muscular necks, revenge for so many royal dinners and arse-wipings. The pack of geese hunt like a gaggle of prehistoric death incarnate, hissing and spitting evolutionary hate. They then leave your body to the ducks, who do what they will. Waterfoul.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Today I learned that goons are terrified of ten pound birds that shatter like candy glass when you hit them. gently caress that, I'll kick the poo poo out of some water fowl.
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Nov 12, 2013 16:11
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If I've learned anything from this thread, it's that a lot of goons have never actually encountered an angry goose or swan.
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Nov 12, 2013 16:55
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And yet no one has complained about the fact that they leave small dog sized shits over every available surface and makes park sidewalks a nightmare. God help you if it rains after.
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Nov 12, 2013 17:20
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Birds are all assholes, geese are just king poo poo of rear end in a top hat mountain.
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I will admit to being intimidated by a maniac goose-thing when I was 13 or 14. My neighbors asked me to feed their animals while they were on vacation and that goose sure was an rear end in a top hat, it chased me all over the place. Put it this way, geese are the IRL equivalent of assholes of online gaming.
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IM_DA_DECIDER posted:In my mind, I'm never gonna die to no goose. Absolutely never. A goose turns around and pecks me in the head the fight's on. If it cuts me the fight's on, if I'm bit the fight is on. I am not losing no fight to no scumbag goose out there in no pond. Period. That's it. No son of a bitch goose out there is gonna get me. The only way it gets me is peck my head off and I mean that. I'll fight you till i got no breath left in me. I don't think any of those animals in that pond can beat me. I've gone that way for 18 years of park service, park duty and that's where I'm gonna keep on going. Don't lose the fight. 
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Who would win in a fight, 1 goose or 100 midgets?
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I'M CATMAN
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dpack_1 posted:I'M CATMAN OOOOOHHH! Now I get it.
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dpack_1 posted:I'M [THE GODDAMN] CATMAN Come on man, try a little.
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Baldbeard posted:Who would win in a fight, 1 goose or 100 midgets? 1 full-sized goose, or 100 midget geese?
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Captain Trips posted:1 full-sized goose, or 100 midget geese? Or one goose the size of a human midget?
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For the record: Geese are tasty. This is one of the only goon problems that can be solved by eating.
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Make up your own pun.
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A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOOOOORLD
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I'd ride her magic carpet edit: not a pun just terrible
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Nov 13, 2013 00:34
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Something something Camel Toe
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Pfffffffffft posted:Something something Camel Toe I was gonna make that joke.
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Bad Sneakers posted:And yet no one has complained about the fact that they leave small dog sized shits over every available surface and makes park sidewalks a nightmare. God help you if it rains after. Geese aren't really birds, they're making GBS threads machines. They poo poo everywhere. Their sole purpose in life is to transmogrify plants into copious amounts of poo poo.
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You can have 3 tokes, but you can't toke for more tokes.
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All good teenagers smoke weed everyday
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Captain Trips posted:Saw this at a local hospital today. Still wondering how they clock that. Well, it works out to be pretty close to 20kmp/h which is pretty much the standard 'slow' speed in countries with metric, maybe just an overly accurate conversion?
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Pfffffffffft posted:Something something Camel Toe Unbelievable sights.
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Command Ant posted:Unbelievable sights. Open sesame, heeeere we goooooooooooo!
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Say Nothing posted:Make up your own pun. Hold your breath it gets better! Can't believe no one got that one.
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Say Nothing posted:Make up your own pun. Not even once. 
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Say Nothing posted:Make up your own pun.  someone get that girl some Visine.
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Say Nothing posted:Make up your own pun. Cave 'o' Wonders, here I come!
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Say Nothing posted:Make up your own pun.
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Hiro Protagonist posted:Of course, it's the Muslim princess who gets stoned. 
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Hiro Protagonist posted:Of course, it's the Muslim princess who gets stoned. ding ding ding ding
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Quit derailing about geese, unless it's a funny picture involving a goose.
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