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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

gleep gloop posted:

I thought the video had bad audio and that was a nuke, holy poo poo.

:stare:

On the bright side, getting atomized probably doesn't hurt too much.

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Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011
Oxford Comma: Hey guys I want a cool big dog to show off! I want it to be ~special~ like Thor but more couch potato-like because I got babbies in the house!
Everybody: GET A LAB.
Oxford Comma: OK! (gets a a pit/catahoula mix)

gleep gloop posted:

I thought the video had bad audio and that was a nuke, holy poo poo.

I wonder what happened to the ships closest to the John Burke.

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Oxford Comma posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMs4IJQVRYM

Ammunition ship John Burke exploding after a kamikaze attack.

jesus christ :gonk:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Victor Vermis posted:

:stare:

On the bright side, getting atomized probably doesn't hurt too much.

It's incomprehensible to me that in one instant you're hauling rear end around a ship or whatever then it's like *poof* right out of existence.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Gets my nomination for feel bad video of the week.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


The video description said "complete destruction of the ship" and I thought to myself "That seems a bit dramatic, maybe English isn't their first language?"

But nope that was pretty appropriate. I can't imagine hearing that in person.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Beastie posted:

The video description said "complete destruction of the ship" and I thought to myself "That seems a bit dramatic, maybe English isn't their first language?"

But nope that was pretty appropriate. I can't imagine hearing that in person.

Or much else after... And I can't forget how big a 400 lb blast felt in Afghanistan; I was across the FOB and felt that poo poo knocking poo poo off walls, and making my chest thump pretty solidly.

An entire ship, getting vaporized.

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Nov 13, 2013

Mr. Samuel Shitley
Jun 15, 2007

by XyloJW
That was always our joke, if something goes wrong you won't feel it.

Well time to drink (more)

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Oxford Comma posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMs4IJQVRYM

Ammunition ship John Burke exploding after a kamikaze attack.

I served on an AOE and this was my nightmare every night.

Shalhavet
Dec 10, 2010

This post is terrible
Doctor Rope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBy_FIlcOJs

The Mighty Eighth; looks like a concept trailer for a script they're peddling around for actors.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Mr. Samuel Shitley posted:

That was always our joke, if something goes wrong you won't feel it.

Well time to drink (more)

Unless it's flare

:suicide:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Enjoy Op Crossroads:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MwhBlVpSnM

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.
As a stryker dude that stood up in a hatch on patrols, I measured explosions by how they felt against my sack. Small IEDs using RPGs and the like were dangle janglers and bigger stuff made out of arty shells and mines were nard knockers. Only experienced one scrotum smasher and that was while dismounted and a whole loving house blew up 50 meters from where I was posted up. Bad guys had 55 gallon drums full of mines, arty rounds, and misc explosives that they used to go out with a bang.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
I think that is a good way to describe them actually. I think I may steal that reference.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Re: Nard Knockers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWSMoE3A5DI

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.

FISTS CURE WOMEN posted:

I think that is a good way to describe them actually. I think I may steal that reference.

Feel free brother, it's all you.


Incorrect. That is a manhood melter.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Oxford Comma posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMs4IJQVRYM

Ammunition ship John Burke exploding after a kamikaze attack.

This is pretty much what was going through my mind while escorting Kiluea during Desert Storm.

Moral_Hazard
Aug 21, 2012

Rich Kid of Insurancegram

Oxford Comma posted:

I wonder what happened to the ships closest to the John Burke.

Per wikipedia, so damaged, it sank too.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Madurai posted:

This is pretty much what was going through my mind while escorting Kiluea during Desert Storm.

Naming ammo ships after volcanoes is some black rear end poo poo (humor).

Proust Malone fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Nov 13, 2013

Mercury Ballistic
Nov 14, 2005

not gun related

Ron Jeremy posted:

I served on an AOE and this was my nightmare every night.

Me too, Rainier and Sacagawea. Tried not to think about it.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Mercury Ballistic posted:

Me too, Rainier and Sacagawea. Tried not to think about it.

What's up rainier buddy

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Mercury Ballistic posted:

Me too, Rainier and Sacagawea. Tried not to think about it.

If it makes you feel better, whenever we were the enemy submarine in a game against a CVBG we made it a point of targeting you guys as early as possible.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Snowdens Secret posted:

If it makes you feel better, whenever we were the enemy submarine in a game against a CVBG we made it a point of targeting you guys as early as possible.

Makes you wonder what an ammo poo poo detonating would sound like under the water :stare:

Flashbacks to Das Boot

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

"Who wants to guarantee their grandkids a government pension? Ok, jump in the truck, we're gonna go watch some cool rear end poo poo"

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Slim Pickens posted:

"Who wants to guarantee their grandkids a government pension? Ok, jump in the truck, we're gonna go watch some cool rear end poo poo"

Win-Win to me.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Slim Pickens posted:

"Who wants to guarantee their grandkids a government pension? Ok, jump in the truck, we're gonna go watch some cool rear end poo poo"

"Whats that, worried about fallout? Well someone has to retrieve the test equipment from ground zero. Go to it Marines!"

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Slim Pickens posted:

"Who wants to guarantee their grandkids a government pension? Ok, jump in the truck, we're gonna go watch some cool rear end poo poo"

Most people exposed to radiation during our testing of the atom bomb didn't get compensation for exposure to radiation. In most cases the government knew they had received high doses but told them they did not. Many scientist and servicemen even petitioned the Atomic Energy Commission to get help, but were stonewalled. So no one's grandkids received any pensions.

A Sloth
Aug 4, 2010
EVERY TIME I POST I AM REQUIRED TO DISCLOSE THAT I AM A SHITHEAD.

ASK ME MY EXPERT OPINION ON GENDER BASED INSULTS & "ENGLISH ETHNIC GROUPS".


:banme:

Frosted Flake posted:

It's a phenomenon in Canada, I don't think it's caught on in the States yet.

Look at my loving Army Bag. A website dedicated to shaming people like this:



It's pretty hilarious, especially since most of the people caught doing dumb poo poo are reservist cornflakes (untrained privates).



http://lookatmyfuckingarmybag.blogspot.ca/

Can't wait to get my walty arse posted on here carrying a flecktarn backpack. :getin:

grover
Jan 23, 2002

PEW PEW PEW
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Snowdens Secret posted:

If it makes you feel better, whenever we were the enemy submarine in a game against a CVBG we made it a point of targeting you guys as early as possible.
Why is that? More ships sunk per torpedo than any other target opportunity?

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

grover posted:

Why is that? More ships sunk per torpedo than any other target opportunity?

Probably because it is funny.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
Because in theory, if you take out the oiler, the other ships of the battlegroup will be immobile sitting ducks in short order. Something a surprising amount of surface officers forget about when prioritizing defence.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

grover posted:

Why is that? More ships sunk per torpedo than any other target opportunity?

Did you see the size of that explosion? Who wouldn't want to see that first hand?

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Snowdens Secret posted:

Because in theory, if you take out the oiler, the other ships of the battlegroup will be immobile sitting ducks in short order.
Ding! Ammunition expenditure rates are also insane in wartime, so if you can take out the stock all the better.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEl7GT96x6M

Burn the VA.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


I'm terrified to click play on that video. What in the holy hell is going on in that thumbnail? Can I get a plot summary?

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Carteret posted:

I'm terrified to click play on that video. What in the holy hell is going on in that thumbnail? Can I get a plot summary?

Rape.. PTSD.. Malpractice.. you name it, it's in there.

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

That video is everything that could go wrong going wrong. :magical:

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Victor Vermis posted:

Rape.. PTSD.. Malpractice.. you name it, it's in there.

WELP. I was right. It was goddamn terrifying. GARRISON MILITARY, EVERYONE. gently caress everyone who wronged that woman.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
God drat I hope she gets a good lawyer that sues the ever loving gently caress out of everyone involved outside the military. It's a loving shame that military docs have no malpractice recourse while you're on active duty. The VA docs, however, don't share that same protection.

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Mr. Nice! posted:

God drat I hope she gets a good lawyer that sues the ever loving gently caress out of everyone involved outside the military. It's a loving shame that military docs have no malpractice recourse while you're on active duty. The VA docs, however, don't share that same protection.

It's wild. I had the military docs consistently misdiagnose a lump on my head as a fungus or "scar tissue" for a solid year (including one botched surgery that didn't remove it) before I went to a real doctor who correctly identified it as a tumor.

If it had been malignant, I would've been fuuuucked.

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