The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Writer Cath posted:

Aww, I can't hold it in anymore. I hate this place!

Open up! Open up! I gotta go and no foolin'!

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ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

MondayHotDog posted:

Open up! Open up! I gotta go and no foolin'!

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

# ? Nov 13, 2013 04:44

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

Open up! Open up! I gotta go and no foolin'!

I'm taking a whiz with the door open... and I'm loving it! :buddy:

# ? Nov 13, 2013 04:48

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'm taking a whiz with the door open... and I'm loving it!

Hide your shame, Drink-Mix!

# ? Nov 13, 2013 04:59

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Everything Counts posted:

Hide your shame, Drink-Mix!

Everything Countsie, I can see your doodle!

# ? Nov 13, 2013 05:31

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Bjay9 posted:

Everything Countsie, I can see your doodle!

Shut up, Bjay.

# ? Nov 13, 2013 05:48

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Everything Counts posted:

Hide your shame, Drink-Mix!

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

# ? Nov 13, 2013 07:36

Reaganomicon: Jan 31, 2004; Flush please

mrfart posted:

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

I've got the presciption for you, another hot beef injection!

# ? Nov 13, 2013 09:34

Frink: Jun 17, 2005

Reaganomicon posted:

I've got the presciption for you, another hot beef injection!

"Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance..."

# ? Nov 13, 2013 10:16

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

The Dark One posted:

I'm a small man in some ways, Charlie, a small, petty man. Three months' probation.

That's proposterous. Get out! You are banned from this quote thread! You, and your children, and your children's children! ...For three months.

# ? Nov 13, 2013 11:44

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Everything Counts posted:

Hide your shame, Drink-Mix!

Pride?

Less shame?

# ? Nov 13, 2013 13:45

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Bjay9 posted:

Everything Countsie, I can see your doodle!

Godspeed, little doodle. :911:

# ? Nov 13, 2013 16:19

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Frink posted:

"Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance..."

They switched from Christian music to regular pop. All you do is change "Jesus" to "baby."

# ? Nov 13, 2013 16:50

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

They switched from Christian music to regular pop. All you do is change "Jesus" to "baby."

Hey Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn?

# ? Nov 13, 2013 17:02

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

Hey Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn?

Perhaps it's time to fight razzle with dazzle. :guitar:

Mi..Michael row.... row.... row the boat...

# ? Nov 13, 2013 18:32

Women's Rights?: Nov 16, 2005; Ain't give a damn

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Perhaps it's time to fight razzle with dazzle. Mi..Michael row.... row.... row the boat...

Hmmm two independent thought alarms in one day...

# ? Nov 13, 2013 18:46

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Women's Rights? posted:

Hmmm two independent thought alarms in one day...

Are you going to marry a carrot, Women's Rights?

# ? Nov 13, 2013 19:17

LoanWolf: Mar 17, 2009

Drink-Mix Man posted:

They switched from Christian music to regular pop. All you do is change "Jesus" to "baby."

"Baby come back! You can blame it all on me"

# ? Nov 13, 2013 21:28

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

McArthur Parker the agent? McArthur Parker MY agent?!

# ? Nov 13, 2013 21:41

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

LoanWolf posted:

"Baby come back! You can blame it all on me"

Your doll is trying to kill my husband! ... Yes, I'll hold.

♫ Everybody loves a clown, so why don't you? ♫

# ? Nov 13, 2013 21:44

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

♫ Everybody loves a clown, so why don't you? ♫

If the crime is making me laugh, they're all guilty! :laugh:

# ? Nov 13, 2013 21:54

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

IMJack posted:

Your doll is trying to kill my husband! ... Yes, I'll hold.

♫ Everybody loves a clown, so why don't you? ♫

♫Send in th- the clowns....♫

# ? Nov 13, 2013 22:24

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

If the crime is making me laugh, they're all guilty!

Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty.

And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that too.

And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that!

# ? Nov 13, 2013 22:44

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Crackerman posted:

McArthur Parker the agent? McArthur Parker MY agent?!

Your manager said to shut up! :argh:

# ? Nov 13, 2013 22:50

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

Your doll is trying to kill my husband! ... Yes, I'll hold.

♫ Everybody loves a clown, so why don't you? ♫

♫Crazy....

crazy for feeling so lonely.... ♫

CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Nov 13, 2013

# ? Nov 13, 2013 23:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Didn't you hear, Marge? THEY HAVE NO BANANAS! :qq:

# ? Nov 13, 2013 23:20

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Jerusalem posted:

Didn't you hear, Marge? THEY HAVE NO BANANAS!

I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpan-Zee...

# ? Nov 14, 2013 00:05

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpan-Zee...

This quote thread has everything! :munch:

# ? Nov 14, 2013 00:18

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Striking Yak posted:

Your manager said to shut up!

Vera said that?

# ? Nov 14, 2013 00:28

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IMJack posted:

Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty.

And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that too.

And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that!

Is it a crime to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
What if you have a big family? Is it a crime to steal a truck full of bread?
What if your family don't like bread? They like cigarettes instead.
And what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at prices so low that you were practically giving them away? :italy:

# ? Nov 14, 2013 01:06

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

CatchrNdRy posted:

♫Crazy....

crazy for feeling so lonely.... ♫

Hospital please.

# ? Nov 14, 2013 01:33

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Hospital please.

Where he was pronounced dead.

# ? Nov 14, 2013 01:41

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Where he was pronounced dead.

Send a ham to the widow.

# ? Nov 14, 2013 02:30

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

jscolon2.0 posted:

Is it a crime to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
What if you have a big family? Is it a crime to steal a truck full of bread?
What if your family don't like bread? They like cigarettes instead.
And what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at prices so low that you were practically giving them away?

Go ahead-a Bart, take-a the Bonestorm.

# ? Nov 14, 2013 02:47

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Go ahead-a Bart, take-a the Bonestorm.

That's petty theft! :v:

# ? Nov 14, 2013 02:51

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Send a ham to the widow.

He was then moved to a different hospital, where his condition was upgraded to.... alive.

# ? Nov 14, 2013 02:52

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

He was then moved to a different hospital, where his condition was upgraded to.... alive.

Cancel the ham.

# ? Nov 14, 2013 03:10

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Jerusalem posted:

He was then moved to a different hospital, where his condition was upgraded to.... alive.

...and the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string... all through the night. On a lighter note, a TVIV mod was brutally murdered last night!

# ? Nov 14, 2013 04:28

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Writer Cath posted:

Cancel the ham.

I want a free quote because I'm Catchr. Catchr the NdRy?

Get it? Catchr�NdRy!!

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

The Dark One posted:

I want a free quote because I'm Catchr. Catchr the NdRy?

Get it? Catchr�NdRy!!

# ? Nov 14, 2013 04:31

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