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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

get the guards sword, drag jesus's body into the room, cut the cord leading from prayers to the central dias with you sword, feed the remaining cord, leading to the central dias, into jesus's rectum, open the answers valve, press the button on the central dias

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Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

>close the open valve

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

NecroMonster posted:

get the guards sword, drag jesus's body into the room, cut the cord leading from prayers to the central dias with you sword, feed the remaining cord, leading to the central dias, into jesus's rectum, open the answers valve, press the button on the central dias

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




NecroMonster posted:

get the guards sword, drag jesus's body into the room, cut the cord leading from prayers to the central dias with you sword, feed the remaining cord, leading to the central dias, into jesus's rectum, open the answers valve, press the button on the central dias

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
What does it all mean?!?!?!

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

NecroMonster posted:

get the guards sword, drag jesus's body into the room, cut the cord leading from prayers to the central dias with you sword, feed the remaining cord, leading to the central dias, into jesus's rectum, open the answers valve, press the button on the central dias

Don We Now
Apr 18, 2005

For those of you who don't habla espanola, "El Poptart" is Spanish for.... The Poptart.




NecroMonster posted:

get the guards sword, drag jesus's body into the room, cut the cord leading from prayers to the central dias with you sword, feed the remaining cord, leading to the central dias, into jesus's rectum, open the answers valve, press the button on the central dias

this, goldmine, delete gbs, masturbate

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

NecroMonster posted:

get the guards sword, drag jesus's body into the room, cut the cord leading from prayers to the central dias with you sword, feed the remaining cord, leading to the central dias, into jesus's rectum, open the answers valve, press the button on the central dias

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

NecroMonster posted:

get the guards sword, drag jesus's body into the room, cut the cord leading from prayers to the central dias with you sword, feed the remaining cord, leading to the central dias, into jesus's rectum, open the answers valve, press the button on the central dias

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
fuuuuuck.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i dunno should the prayers come from jesus butt or should the answers i was really conflicted when i wrote that

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

Yes the answers should come from the butt.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


NecroMonster posted:

get the guards sword, drag jesus's body into the room, cut the cord leading from prayers to the central dias with you sword, feed the remaining cord, leading to the central dias, into jesus's rectum, open the answers valve, press the button on the central dias

:science:

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

do what i said but also cut the cord leading from answers to the central dias and stuff the mushrooms into the part leading to the central dias instead

or not, if no one else likes this idea as well i guess

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

No reason not to do both, with the Doritos cocktail and the butt on the answers line.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
You guys are making it complicated.

> Pray to win the game and get the best possible ending where you become Lord Supergod, master of all things. Turn on the answers valve.

Chernabog
Apr 16, 2007



Holy poo poo. It's the internet:

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

NecroMonster posted:

get the guards sword, drag jesus's body into the room, cut the cord leading from prayers to the central dias with you sword, feed the remaining cord, leading to the central dias, into jesus's rectum, open the answers valve, press the button on the central dias

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Atma posted:

Choose wisely. The conclusion will be tomorrow.

The green ending in Mass Effect fuckin blew, open ANSWERS

Barack HUSSEIN
Mar 20, 2003

Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it

I guess every superhero need his theme music
the adventures of satan dlc: beelz the hellknight

the adventures of satan II: curse of the grim reaper's gold

the adventures of satan III: the quest for brigham young's beard

the adventures of satan IV: beelz goes to college

Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.
Presumably we are high on the burnt ashes of the holy ghost right now, but it doesn't feel like enough to deal with this poo poo.

>Eat some loving mushrooms then

NecroMonster posted:

get the guards sword, drag jesus's body into the room, cut the cord leading from prayers to the central dias with you sword, feed the remaining cord, leading to the central dias, into jesus's rectum, open the answers valve, press the button on the central dias

MagicBoots
Mar 29, 2010

How about we pump the atmosphere full of methane?
You put me on Cargo handling optimization?! I am the premier defense specialist in the entirety of the UN!
Don't you dare pull my funding!
You can't cut back on funding!
You will regret this!
>eat the mushrooms

TheRevolution1
Sep 21, 2011
OP you should start a kickstarter for a sequel

I'll pay u

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

:eyepop:

Erak_Erakson
Mar 11, 2011
>eat mushrooms then

NecroMonster posted:

get the guards sword, drag jesus's body into the room, cut the cord leading from prayers to the central dias with you sword, feed the remaining cord, leading to the central dias, into jesus's rectum, open the answers valve, press the button on the central dias

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

yeah changing my vote to >eat mushrooms

there's no way that shouldn't be a part of the grand finale

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

> ALL. of the mushrooms (split with B)

Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.
Atma:
You're a sexy enigma.

Fellow Goons:
No matter how this thing ends tomorrow, I think Atma has earned himself a new avatar.
I will buy if someone designs a good one.

I like the idea of using
and/or the surrounding panels.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Mathhole posted:

Atma:
You're a sexy enigma.

Fellow Goons:
No matter how this thing ends tomorrow, I think Atma has earned himself a new avatar.
I will buy if someone designs a good one.

I like the idea of using

and/or the surrounding panels.

the scene where he jams a dead demon against Hitchens' limp manhood is a strong contender too

Punc
Nov 3, 2009

Ass to Ass.

NecroMonster posted:

get the guards sword, drag jesus's body into the room, cut the cord leading from prayers to the central dias with you sword, feed the remaining cord, leading to the central dias, into jesus's rectum, open the answers valve, press the button on the central dias

:getin:

Happyloony
Oct 19, 2012

NecroMonster posted:

get the guards sword, drag jesus's body into the room, cut the cord leading from prayers to the central dias with you sword, feed the remaining cord, leading to the central dias, into jesus's rectum, open the answers valve, press the button on the central dias

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I see a few possible outcomes here.

The answers, the prayers, the box.

Lets usher in GBS 2.2

Replace the box with Beelz. Open the answers valve. Masturbate onto the old box Use Jesus' rod to destroy the box and your jizz.

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

NecroMonster posted:

get the guards sword, drag jesus's body into the room, cut the cord leading from prayers to the central dias with you sword, feed the remaining cord, leading to the central dias, into jesus's rectum, open the answers valve, press the button on the central dias

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

NecroMonster posted:

get the guards sword, drag jesus's body into the room, cut the cord leading from prayers to the central dias with you sword, feed the remaining cord, leading to the central dias, into jesus's rectum, open the answers valve, press the button on the central dias

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

Just open the valve to ANSWERS

DOTA Uninstaller
Jul 13, 2005
Causing indigestion the world over.
Vaporize the black box with the staff. For chaos.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

NecroMonster posted:

get the guards sword, drag jesus's body into the room, cut the cord leading from prayers to the central dias with you sword, feed the remaining cord, leading to the central dias, into jesus's rectum, open the answers valve, press the button on the central dias

p.crestmont
Feb 17, 2012

Prawned posted:

Just open the valve to ANSWERS

Yeah guys, don't you see; the prayers are already not being answered (valve is shut). Do you have any idea what these people have been praying for?!?? It would be chaos on Earth if the prayers were answered!

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
> Open Answers valve, pray for hellgate to open in heaven.

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Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008

NecroMonster posted:

get the guards sword, drag jesus's body into the room, cut the cord leading from prayers to the central dias with you sword, feed the remaining cord, leading to the central dias, into jesus's rectum, open the answers valve, press the button on the central dias

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