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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

splifyphus posted:

>impale mushroom on staff, hurl it at gods mouth

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Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Throw your data disk at the MCP.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Al Borland posted:

>Fashion bat's head into makeshift fedora.
>Ask god ask God why he let us live this long if he's so drat great
>Write with doritos blood Reddit/r/atheist on side of GBS 2.1 box.

Al Borland fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Nov 14, 2013

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Flip the prayer valve back open, disable him

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...
Take a poo poo. Masturbate on the poo poo. Eat the poo poo and cum then puke it on Beelz. Throw Beelz at god.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
>Run behind God where he can't see you

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

look for the curtain with the old man behind it

BMS
Mar 11, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
>Tell Zordon to get back in his loving tube, and threaten him with the Evil Green Ranger.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

ask god why he shot you with a laser for pissing on him

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Chunderstorm posted:

>SAVE
>PISS on GOD

HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!
>impale mushroom on staff, hurl it at gods mouth.

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

ask God to create something so heavy even he can't lift it.

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> hit beelz's joint

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

splifyphus posted:

>impale mushroom on staff, hurl it at gods mouth

Chunderstorm
May 9, 2010


legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna

HarlanHell posted:

>impale mushroom on staff, hurl it at gods mouth.


thank you Top Gym Pumper
:nitecrew::justpost:

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

ask god "why" and then everytime he answers ask him "why" again

im repeating this because its the best idea

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

>Say: "Hi Lowtax"

BMS
Mar 11, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

MackAddie posted:

>Say: "Hi Lowtax", and attempt to convince him to post another Hitler thread in GBS 2.1

Fixed for accuracy.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

MackAddie posted:

>Say: "Hi Lowtax"

>Summon Uwe Boll to battle god.

Chernabog
Apr 16, 2007



>Summon richard dawkins

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine

MackAddie posted:

>Say: "Hi Lowtax"

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

MackAddie posted:

>Say: "Hi Lowtax"

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Chernabog posted:

>Summon richard dawkins

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
god is a combo of the father, son, and holy spirit. weve already killed 2/3 of god

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

MackAddie posted:

>Say: "Hi Lowtax"

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

the adventures of satan: we've already killed two-thirds of god

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

The Protagonist posted:

the adventures of satan: we've already killed two-thirds of god

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


The Protagonist posted:

the adventures of satan: we've already killed two-thirds of god

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
> pretend God isn't there

> MASTURBATE

emTme3
Nov 7, 2012

by Hand Knit
wait wait wait

>ask god what the meaning of life is, while he's talking impale the shrooms on the staff and hurl it at his mouth

that oughta work

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

challenge him to rock paper scissors

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
>ask if a being powerful enough to destroy minds can destroy their own

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
honestly this might be the one time when it makes sense to > masturbate

Dante Allegory
Jan 11, 2013

War is a city, a Hell on earth, fired by Human hands.

Kid Gloves posted:

honestly this might be the one time when it makes sense to > masturbate

>Masturbate, come onto gods face.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
We haven't jerked off in forever, it's time

> SAVE. Give god a facial

PBJ
Oct 10, 2012

Grimey Drawer

MackAddie posted:

>Say: "Hi Lowtax"

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

>summon hitler

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
>ask god if he's heard the good news about jehova

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

I CAN'T TAKE THE SUSPENSE

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EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

> RUN back outside and pick up the shield, holding it up to the eyes.

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