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Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
yeah i think the move is to talk to god while beelz takes him down. maybe we lie about wnating to repent while beelz fucks with the valves

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Kid Gloves posted:

we keep getting owned by god. what the hell

It's like he's got God Mode on or something.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

>tell God that to maintain the cosmic balance in the universe there must be a force for both good and evil then when he is pondering or pontificating about this bullshit kick him in the nuts and stab one of his eyes out.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Kid Gloves posted:

yeah i think the move is to talk to god while beelz takes him down. maybe we lie about wnating to repent while beelz fucks with the valves

God seems kinda pissed right now, I don't think he's willing to listen to anything we say.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

hes god hes gunna know when we are lieing so we need a lie that creates a contradiction with the truth

>tell god that you aren't a liar and he can trust you

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

BMS
Mar 11, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
>Quick, while he's distracted, shatter his energy tube!

(Just like Andross did here)

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG
blast the face with your staff beams

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
NOO


NOOOOO

> LOAD GAME

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

>mix mushrooms with blood bag, tell Beelz to open wide, and toss the cocktail in

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

Kid Gloves posted:

NOO


NOOOOO

> LOAD GAME

We knew it would end like this, you and I.

I was just willing to face it sooner.

EDIT: this is not a vote

Dr. Witherbone fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Nov 15, 2013

ijii
Mar 17, 2007
I'M APPARENTLY GAY AND MY POSTING SUCKS.
>Pick up Beelz's joint and stuff into the face's mouth

The idea here is to calm the face down, he seems a bit angry.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Terminal Entropy posted:

>mix mushrooms with blood bag, tell Beelz to open wide, and toss the cocktail in

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

oh poo poo, Beelz, be careful, you cant kill me if youre dead either :ohdear:

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

>now open the prayers valve?

I'm genuinely curious what happens when you mix prayers with answers ... other than GBS 2.1

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Kid Gloves posted:

NOO


NOOOOO

> LOAD GAME

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

Terminal Entropy posted:

>mix mushrooms with blood bag, tell Beelz to open wide, and toss the cocktail in

Changing vote

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
wait is beelz alive in there. have him eat god's brain

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Terminal Entropy posted:

>mix mushrooms with blood bag, tell Beelz to open wide, and toss the cocktail in

voting this

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Terminal Entropy posted:

>mix mushrooms with blood bag, tell Beelz to open wide, and toss the cocktail in

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK
Dear god guys, we went too far!

We should have just asked God if we could apply for the Jesus position, since there was an opening and all.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
> Switch characters. Be Beelz. I want to see what's inside God.

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

> Switch characters. Be Beelz. I want to see what's inside God.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

lets make an angry and vengeful god trip balls

this cannot end badly

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008

Terminal Entropy posted:

>mix mushrooms with blood bag, tell Beelz to open wide, and toss the cocktail in

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

> say "a giant poo poo head mumbles like an idiot" to god

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

> say party a) which is god hereby agrees to give all of his powers to party b) which is me, Satan for all eternity amen and also party a) which is god, is a dildo say "nay" or you will be assumed to agree to this contract.

El-ahrairah
Dec 24, 2007
>Conjure ketamine asteroid. Feed it to god.

dao Jones
Jul 17, 2009

Terminal Entropy posted:

>mix mushrooms with blood bag, tell Beelz to open wide, and toss the cocktail in

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

>Summon Allah

crazkylo
Dec 20, 2008

Set the world aflame!

Terminal Entropy posted:

>mix mushrooms with blood bag, tell Beelz to open wide, and toss the cocktail in

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Terminal Entropy posted:

>mix mushrooms with blood bag, tell Beelz to open wide, and toss the cocktail in

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
>Shoot god's eyes with staff blidning him
>create makeshift fedora out of bat and throw on god's head.
>Shoot god with staff again.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Is there a button on the central box? What happens if it's pushed?

Chunderstorm
May 9, 2010


legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna

Terminal Entropy posted:

>mix mushrooms with blood bag, tell Beelz to open wide, and toss the cocktail in

gently caress yeah


thank you Top Gym Pumper
:nitecrew::justpost:

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice








https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMYXYewC0Y0

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Oh gently caress. Blast the eye with your staff then grab Beelz to make sure he's ok.

crazkylo
Dec 20, 2008

Set the world aflame!
Ask god what happened to his ring

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
>piss on the eye hand

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

>Throw the bathead at the open eyehand

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