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Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004


is this one of those age progression photos??

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Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008


:eyepop:

Epic Doctor Fetus
Jul 23, 2003

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012


01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Love dis

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
can i just emptyquote this whole thread?

Downtown Abey
Feb 14, 2002
thank god there are only 15 days left of this

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Call Me Abey posted:

thank god there are only 15 days left of this

even if the owning ends the shame will last a lifetime

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.
Abe got lost walking the block to school one day. He eventually found his way home two days later, and walked in on his parent's 'Finally Free From Abe Celebration Party.'

Downtown Abey
Feb 14, 2002

Livingtrope posted:

even if the owning ends the shame will last a lifetime

i think it's pretty clear by now that I already had that much shame to begin with dude

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011




welp

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Toad on a Hat posted:

can i just emptyquote this whole thread?

December Octopodes
Dec 25, 2008

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

it's ok guys you can stop making fun of the picture now, yeah, it's bad, but i fixed it

Cheap Shot
Aug 15, 2006

Help BIP learn gun?


NecroMonster posted:

it's ok guys you can stop making fun of the picture now, yeah, it's bad, but i fixed it



The shark and seal still remember. You can't shop away that pain

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i fuckin tried

Smarmy Coworker
May 10, 2008

by XyloJW
stop posting funny things in this thread, my body cant handle it, by the way abe said star treK: into darkness was a good movie

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
Hah! Tear that sucker down

roomforthetuna
Mar 22, 2005

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
This is that picture of Abe in an attic somewhere that's getting more handsome by the day. It's been getting more handsome for thousands of years.

Cheap Shot
Aug 15, 2006

Help BIP learn gun?


roomforthetuna posted:

This is that picture of Abe in an attic somewhere that's getting more handsome by the day. It's been getting more handsome for thousands of years.

someone made that joke earlier and they did it better than you

Juche Fucktodd
Nov 2, 2012

to change the forums

guys if you keep owning Abe like this he will die

roomforthetuna
Mar 22, 2005

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Cheap Shot posted:

someone made that joke earlier and they did it better than you
I know, I was calling back to that joke with this new evidence.

Cheap Shot
Aug 15, 2006

Help BIP learn gun?


roomforthetuna posted:

I know, I was calling back to that joke with this new evidence.

woah get your own jokes then jerk!!!! who are you, abe?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

this is going to be in my nightmares

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.
Abe spent three difficult hours trying to do a Sudoku, when a guy walked by and pointed out that Abe was holding a crossword puzzle.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Abe just posted an AMA on reddit about him being first in line at BestBuy for the Xbox One.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

quote:

Abe [with a cardboard box over his head]: computer run program sigma alpha six, of a girl who can look at me without spontaneously developing an eve online account on the spot. engage

Still the best.

Pitnicker
Apr 6, 2004

Abe's so dumb he thinks this thread is his daily affirmation.

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



Juche Fucktodd posted:

guys if you keep owning Abe like this he will die

Even in death he will be owned.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









FartGhost
Mar 7, 2013

Pitnicker posted:

Abe's so dumb he thinks this thread is his daily affirmation.

It is affirmation compared to looking in the mirror.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Can you imagine being so owned at all things in life that a mirror you paid good money for still reflects Abe back at you?

The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 12:38 on Nov 16, 2013

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
e: delefed

Abe's mom hosed around with this message at Nov 16, 2013 at around 17:02. Hi Abesey wabsey, mummy here. I couldn't stand seeing the mean people bully you on the Grey forum so I edited this out. Sorry for any typos but both my hands are full and I'm upside down. I saw a herd of your father stampede through the brush the other day and it reminded me how much I hate you. You're a real fucker son, a disappointment too who had no dick for three years after being born. I'm glad you have fetal alcohol syndrome. xxx, abes mom Ps please do the dishes

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Pitnicker
Apr 6, 2004

Nice try but Abe was born from a little spherical turd that a dung beetle couldn't be bothered to roll up a hill.

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