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csammis
Aug 26, 2003

Mental Institution
Well anyone wondering if we'd see Molly again I guess there is your answer

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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Between Achewood and Tails Gets Trolled I'm really getting my fair share of anthropomorphic animal loving this month.

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

csammis posted:

Well anyone wondering if we'd see Molly again I guess there is your answer

Because death is final and permanent in Achewood.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Atmus posted:

Because death is final and permanent in Achewood.

More like "this is the first spoken line she's had since Onstad came back from his hiatus, during which he got divorced".

Also, holy poo poo, that last line. I don't know why, but "I hope you're bringing this with you, because you don't look good at karate" loving killed me.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
It's in an "or" section, it didn't really happen.

Indie Rocktopus
Feb 20, 2012

In the aeroplane
over the sea


She did leave a note for Beef in the water bill strip...

It looks like Onstad is avoiding the "For Better or Worse" trap, where a real-life relationship ends and the writer takes out their frustrations on a fictional surrogate. I'm glad Molly's sticking around, the material with her and Roast Beef dealing with his depression is usually pretty strong.

csammis
Aug 26, 2003

Mental Institution

Atmus posted:

Because death is final and permanent in Achewood.

Jesus Atmus we got the chessboard out but you playin' whack-a-mole

user on probation
Nov 1, 2012

removed

Atmus posted:

Because death is final and permanent in Achewood.

I am sort of surprised that anybody who is both this bad at reading and this bad at sarcasm appreciates achewood at all

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

csammis posted:

Jesus Atmus we got the chessboard out but you playin' whack-a-mole

I was wondering when someone would use that line in this thread, well done.

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

tehloki posted:

I am sort of surprised that anybody who is both this bad at reading and this bad at sarcasm appreciates achewood at all

I DIDN'T MISREAD NOTHIN' DAMMIT JUST GET OUT OF HERE TEHLOKI WHY YOU ALWAYS POSTIN!

I Am Sorry I played it Huffy on the forums. It's just That Society Did My Nerves Up Wretched

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Molly's not dead. Notice the "OR" above the sneeze panel. It's just Beef envisioning what can go wrong with this situation. I didn't see that myself until a reread, so I guess it spares the quip about Molly coming back from Heaven and saying what a trashy orgasm she just had.

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002
I pretty much got distracted by the X's for eyes mode of death and the cop poking Mr. Dracula to remember it was his horrible imagination again.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

I didn't saw the last "or" caption box, and wondered why Guy Fieri sex lines would make Beef sneeze. Oh what a monstrous line of thought that was!

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

"I think I might have actually bought a boat based on the idea that nobody could interrupt my sex activities. Jesus did my family do a number on me."

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

More Later
Mar 31, 2010

Cool Tatoo, Posted on Best Thread

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

What is that orange cord plugged into?

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Johnny Aztec posted:

What is that orange cord plugged into?

You already know the answer.

boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing

Johnny Aztec posted:

What is that orange cord plugged into?

A drum machine.

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


Johnny Aztec posted:

What is that orange cord plugged into?

Chucklebot.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

A real Achewood fan would go one step beyond that tattoo and get a head that gets smaller each progressive year.

Sweet tattoo though.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

Tough as hell.

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

SHAKE IT BABY!
SALT THAT LADY!

And this is available now too:
http://achewood.myshopify.com/collections/t-shirts/products/ice-cream-headache

user on probation
Nov 1, 2012

removed
An irc friend's tattoo



He likes chemistry

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Apologies to Gavok, I just found my old Death Note volumes and reading them again made me want to try an Achewood mashup:
(remember to read right-to-left)



Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




It took me an embarrassingly long time to work out that the panels are read right to left.

Fillerbunny
Jul 25, 2002

so confused.
ATTENTION MOBILE DEVICE USERS

I made a thing. It's not the greatest thing, but it was a weekend project that spilled a little into this week.

Mobile Achewood

If you want to donate quotes for the loading widget, feel free.

user on probation
Nov 1, 2012

removed

Fillerbunny posted:

ATTENTION MOBILE DEVICE USERS

I made a thing. It's not the greatest thing, but it was a weekend project that spilled a little into this week.

Mobile Achewood

If you want to donate quotes for the loading widget, feel free.

poo poo's broke, son. All the images time out. Did you use up all your free queries through that yahoo API?

Fillerbunny
Jul 25, 2002

so confused.
hmm... no. I make an AJAX get request to the Achewood index page and scrape it for the relevant parts. I think the Yahoo API thing is on the Achewood site, but I'm not certain. I'll look into it later, but it's currently working for me just fine. Can you get the Achewood.com index to load okay?

edit: ah, poo poo, I didn't look too closely at the cross domain ajax code I swiped. Looks like it is using that API. I'll see what I can do to make it suck less.

here are the limits for the API being used:

Yahoo posted:

http://developer.yahoo.com/yql/
Per IP limits: /v1/public/*: 2,000 calls per hour

Since they're ajax requests, the "Per IP" language would lead me to believe that's per user since the requests are coming from the client browser, are they not?

If it continues to suck, then I will blame Yahoo.

Fillerbunny fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Nov 20, 2013

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Works for me, nice job!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Fillerbunny posted:

ATTENTION MOBILE DEVICE USERS

I made a thing. It's not the greatest thing, but it was a weekend project that spilled a little into this week.

Mobile Achewood

If you want to donate quotes for the loading widget, feel free.

This is totally awesome. All it needs is a random strip button.

Fillerbunny
Jul 25, 2002

so confused.

MondayHotDog posted:

This is totally awesome. All it needs is a random strip button.

Good call. Should be pretty easy. I'll add that tonight.

SSDDR
Aug 3, 2004

I don't know if I can handle this, y'know?
Grimey Drawer

Fillerbunny posted:

ATTENTION MOBILE DEVICE USERS

I made a thing. It's not the greatest thing, but it was a weekend project that spilled a little into this week.

Mobile Achewood

If you want to donate quotes for the loading widget, feel free.

Definitely an improvement over the original site on mobile. Any way to have it retain what comic you were on though? Since it all loads through the interface, you cant really just bookmark if you wanna stop and come back.

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003
Quotes for loading:

Manipulating Visual Drama of Genitals...
Loading Skeletons Into Closet...
Boiling poo poo...
Hugging The gently caress Out Of Them...

SSDDR posted:

Definitely an improvement over the original site on mobile. Any way to have it retain what comic you were on though? Since it all loads through the interface, you cant really just bookmark if you wanna stop and come back.

This is a really good idea if you can do it

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003
DOUBLE

Fillerbunny
Jul 25, 2002

so confused.
That's a good idea, too. Shouldn't pose too much of a problem, either. I'll look at those two things, along with fixing the arcs list, since I just realized that the "current comic" is broken and clicking the "Jump to Story Arc" option takes you to the very first comic. A happy accident, for sure, I'll just rename the option.

I have a handful of small things I want to implement, but after that I need to cut off development work so I can resume regular programming.

edit: still open to quotes, btw

TVs Ian posted:

If it's not already in there, "Here comes a special boy" needs to be.

It is. :)

Fillerbunny fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Nov 20, 2013

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Fillerbunny posted:

I have a handful of small things I want to
edit: still open to quotes, btw
If it's not already in there, "Here comes a special boy" needs to be.

SSDDR
Aug 3, 2004

I don't know if I can handle this, y'know?
Grimey Drawer
looks like current loading quotes are
code:
"Here comes a special boy!",
"We got the chessboard out but you playin' whack-a-mole.",
"You big hot tranny mess!",
"You can do whatever you want in life.",
"I am DEFINITELY not afraid of the loving POLICE right now!",
"KISS MY rear end, BITCH! I'LL BE AT DUANE'S!",
"Calculating eggs & milk...",
"Think you can hang with the dirtiest dudes in town?",
"You have just won seven dollars, please hold.",
"snoopys balls",
"HEY IS THIS BLOOD BEAGLE",
"Suckin' Dick Bought This Van" 
Might I suggest;
"I'm sorry that I straight up roasted your ding dong"
"I DECLARE MYSELF... BROADICUS DICKUS!"
"FOOD CHAIN! GET USED TO IT!"
"You are a toilet seat that smokes a cigar"
"Dude, did you just invent... hip-hobbit?"

SSDDR fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Nov 21, 2013

Baron La Croix
Nov 2, 2010

rastah farah
sonnah maddah fah
Try what I did. Only $10k up front.

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Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
Tomorrow's recipe: Chicken!

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