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Does anyone have the photo of the dude that came out of his garage when there were at least six of us in three vehicles just sitting there wailing on our Dukes horns? "That'd be awesome if someone rolled out of their garage right now...  Oh that poor guy didn't stand a chance"
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frontlineKHAAAN! posted:Hi there Akuma buddy! It's a bloody brilliant bike isn't it?
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Nov 16, 2013 15:39
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Why are all your responses dismissively rude at best? titties posted:the new Weazel Tactical Response Armored News Van 
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Nov 16, 2013 15:50
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Now that I have had a few more chances to play this on my buddy's PS3 I have to say it's grown on me. 1.) Game looks like it's running on a sweet gaming PC. Really, really good performance too. 2.) The world is just so big and detailed. Wandering around and exploring alone is great fun.
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Nov 16, 2013 15:59
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Dangerous Person posted:Never piss off the group of loud dudes in the room. They will not stop shooting at you. I always become friends when the game throws me into a session where, for whatever reason, it appears Rockstar has grouped every black player with a headset together. Probably one of my favorite moment in the game was in such a session where about six guys had a bus and where trying to hang with it when some naked guy blew it up: "What the gently caress man- white dude hating on the bus." "No. This man is horrible, do not judge white people as anti-bus because of him. COME MY BROTHERS IN ARMS, I SHALL TAKE UP THE CAUSE AND DEFEND THE BUS!" It was a pretty fun session even if we ended up never surviving more than two minutes in the bus because it would get stickie bomb'd. Added the one guy on Live but after calling out some homophobic moron realized it was him and was sad. lovely pubbies are sad man. 
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Nov 16, 2013 16:20
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Rapdawg posted:I always become friends when the game throws me into a session where, for whatever reason, it appears Rockstar has grouped every black player with a headset together. Probably one of my favorite moment in the game was in such a session where about six guys had a bus and where trying to hang with it when some naked guy blew it up: I think little kids talking poo poo is the funniest. There was this scot with a heavy accent mocking this kid who's main comeback was asking someone for a translator. The scot asked the kid why he isn't in school, seeing that he is 13. The kid adamantly stated that he was NOT 13 that he was 12! And was furious for insinuating that he was older than he was. Then the scot said something about the kids mom and the kid hosed off after saying "my moms dead, I'm not going to listen to this." After being the antagonist for a solid 10 minutes. I added a little bit to it when the scot asked if he was gay, and the kid said "no, I'm Jewish." To which I responded, "so you only suck kosher dick then?"
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Nov 16, 2013 16:28
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moist turtleneck posted:Does anyone have the photo of the dude that came out of his garage when there were at least six of us in three vehicles just sitting there wailing on our Dukes horns? My god that was funny. That poor bastard had no idea what happened.
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Nov 16, 2013 16:28
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moist turtleneck posted:Does anyone have the photo of the dude that came out of his garage when there were at least six of us in three vehicles just sitting there wailing on our Dukes horns? I don't have a picture but I second that it was absolute hilarity. I always forget to take pictures. Maybe I will start being our photographer instead of destroying my Elegy every five minutes or launching pipe bombs at cops.
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Nov 16, 2013 16:48
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I am slowly loosing interest in this game and I don't want to. The initial novelty is wearing off. I love playing with a group of goons and causing general mayhem or just annoying the poo poo out of some 14 year old pubbie. The game has boiled down to down the drain/criminal record simulator glitch fest 2013. It just feels like there is no other incentive to play any other missions. To me there is no real penalty in death. Oh no, I lost a few dollars and respawned a block away. Something just feels off in the balance of the game. It has so much potential but it's starting to get old. I don't get to play it much now thanks to work but when I do get on its either a bunch of older sounding white thugs/stoner latino sounding gentleman/french people or punk rear end kids. One of the best games I played was with a bunch of goons, where my drunken leadership Id like to believe, were convinced to play a random race aside from Criminal Records. We were racing motorcycles and supercars through a downtown map with GTA mode and traffic on, loving pandemonium and laughs were had by all. I don't go to the GTA forums, I've heard enough bad things about them here. But are there any plans to fix anything or at least R* acknowledging some stuff is wrong ? I reported a guy once, level 8 with a tank in town, and got the "THANK YOU FOR USING R* BUY OUR GTA DOLLARS"
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Nov 16, 2013 16:51
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:I am slowly loosing interest in this game and I don't want to. The initial novelty is wearing off. I love playing with a group of goons and causing general mayhem or just annoying the poo poo out of some 14 year old pubbie. The game has boiled down to down the drain/criminal record simulator glitch fest 2013. It just feels like there is no other incentive to play any other missions. This is why Rockstar wanted to make the game such a grind - in order to keep players interest and keep them playing. I'm sure that once heists come out your bloodlust will comeback with renewed vigor.
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Nov 16, 2013 17:05
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moist turtleneck posted:Does anyone have the photo of the dude that came out of his garage when there were at least six of us in three vehicles just sitting there wailing on our Dukes horns? It was kind of amazing how someone was saying that just as I looked at his garage from 20 feet away with my Barrett - and saw a Bodhi slowly trundling out! I actually got two headshots on him before he got out, the first time he was still too far in, and despite blood splattering all over his windshield, it didn't phase him. 
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Nov 16, 2013 17:13
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FallinInTheBlak posted:This is why Rockstar wanted to make the game such a grind - in order to keep players interest and keep them playing. I'm sure that once heists come out your bloodlust will comeback with renewed vigor. I understand that and hope it will. I just would like if there was a better balance in grinding, Id rather do one hundred random missions than one mission one hundred times. I found a deathmatch that had no rating at all and it lead me to think a bit, had nobody even touched this mission or just not rated it ? I understand some missions are just kind of lovely but there should be SOME incentive to vary what missions you play. And I'm kind of cynical. I just have a feeling they will do something to the heists to gently caress it up. I remember reading about this game how they promised something along the lines of "You could see a crew robbing a bank and roll in and gently caress em all up and steal their hard work", not you and a group go into a safe individual instance safe from outside interference.
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Nov 16, 2013 17:22
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moist turtleneck and I had a pretty drat cinematic/WTF moment last night, too. While loving around with cops with coyo7e on a stretch of highway, I went to jump in moist turtleneck's vehicle, when from up the highway we see a delivery truck catapulted in the air directly for us. It was a pretty drat amazing sight. Somehow it just barely missed us, but we were both just wtf happened there?
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Nov 16, 2013 17:39
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FallinInTheBlak posted:This is why Rockstar wanted to make the game such a grind - in order to keep players interest and keep them playing. I'm sure that once heists come out your bloodlust will comeback with renewed vigor. I would say that the grind is one of the reasons why the game is in the state that it is in. There is little reason for anyone to do anything other than criminal records because they nerfed the poo poo out of a bunch of stuff. As it stands, the rewards for a bunch of stuff needs to be increased because there is a shitload of fun stuff to do in the game, but no one wants to do it.
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Nov 16, 2013 17:41
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A pleasure working with you, microminiature. You made Base Invaders fun and incredibly easy  (I'm UtterlyWorthless)
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Nov 16, 2013 17:46
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:And I'm kind of cynical. I just have a feeling they will do something to the heists to gently caress it up. I remember reading about this game how they promised something along the lines of "You could see a crew robbing a bank and roll in and gently caress em all up and steal their hard work", not you and a group go into a safe individual instance safe from outside interference. This is what I was hoping for. But since missions are instanced and people drop at most $2000, that's out. I just hope the rewards are better than completing a survival, because if you don't get significantly more than $20k for completing a heist I'd probably only do it just to try. I'm not hopeful though because they want people to buy cashcards.
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Nov 16, 2013 17:52
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Wee Bairns posted:moist turtleneck and I had a pretty drat cinematic/WTF moment last night, too. While loving around with cops with coyo7e on a stretch of highway, I went to jump in moist turtleneck's vehicle, when from up the highway we see a delivery truck catapulted in the air directly for us. It was a pretty drat amazing sight. Somehow it just barely missed us, but we were both just wtf happened there? It was like this but with a delivery truck that was stationary moments before it decided it needed to fly through the air and try to smash bairns. I wouldn't have believed it if I wasn't there. There was no damage to the truck prior to it becoming possessed. 
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Nov 16, 2013 18:06
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Fooley posted:This is what I was hoping for. But since missions are instanced and people drop at most $2000, that's out. I just hope the rewards are better than completing a survival, because if you don't get significantly more than $20k for completing a heist I'd probably only do it just to try. I'm not hopeful though because they want people to buy cashcards. Well in a previous interview they said heists could take as many as 20 different stepscompared to single player heists. Job points will probably be required to access them since they currently have no purpose and they go away every time you log off. So you might have to get like 100 jp and then aquire a random or rare spawn vehicle and then do the heist where if you gently caress up it's back to square one or something. A reasonable non-game shattering payout would have to be at least 80-130K.
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Nov 16, 2013 18:06
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Anyone else find bikes to be lacking? I can't bunny hop a million feet like in San Andres and it kinda depresses me. Does your Str have any impact on bunny hoping?
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Nov 16, 2013 18:18
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:I am slowly loosing interest in this game and I don't want to. The initial novelty is wearing off. I love playing with a group of goons and causing general mayhem or just annoying the poo poo out of some 14 year old pubbie. The game has boiled down to down the drain/criminal record simulator glitch fest 2013. It just feels like there is no other incentive to play any other missions. FWIW I put over $2million into my bank last night, all of it legitimately earned doing missions and maybe two or three races over the last three or four evenings. If you do missions like Mixed up with Coke, Rooftop Rumble, Stocks and Scares, Hack and Dash (mostly Lester and Martin) with goons and set to Hard (!!!) it doesn't take long. Just make sure to be at the start point when you host the mission so no one has to drive five minutes to get there. It wasn't even all I was doing, I would fight pubbies and play dress-up in between until they texted me a good mission again. Relying on any one thing is going to get really boring, which is why I shy away from spamming Criminal Records.
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Nov 16, 2013 18:23
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So my wife just discovered that you can parachute the length of the map in horizontal distance. From high above paleto bay to the docks. Crazy.
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Nov 16, 2013 18:31
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thehustler posted:So my wife just discovered that you can parachute the length of the map in horizontal distance. From high above paleto bay to the docks. Crazy. From the summit of Mount Chilliad or from an aircraft?
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Nov 16, 2013 18:34
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I'm having a heck of a time getting the riot van into my garage. I call Simeon to request a job, get out of the van, stand against the garage door, press O to exit the job menu, and nothing happens. The garage doesn't try to open for me, he just stands there. If I press Triangle immediately after pressing O, or even any time later, he just gets in the van. How do I do this?
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Nov 16, 2013 18:35
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Welp, was just in a room with 4 or 6 goons and we all started getting unable to save messages, then net splits started bombing everybody out of the room and I got to see a new error message (told me to check my network connection  )Social club says it's undergoing maintenance, as well. Also props to the random pubby who started getting all pissy "why you guys bein' dicks just goin' round shooting people?" and when I replied that I needed 600 kills per weapon to get the blue skins he said, "Oh. A'ight." and then proceeded to stand out in the open, telling me to shoot him for kills a couple times.  thehustler posted:So my wife just discovered that you can parachute the length of the map in horizontal distance. From Hugh above paleto bay to the docks. Crazy. I have successfully reached the impound/insurance lots by jumping from the vinewood sign (the D is the best, imho, it has a spare parachute and is set a bit farther forward over a forgiving little trench) and holding both shoulders and pulling back on the left stick most of the time. You can cover an amazing amount of ground if you hold long enough.
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Nov 16, 2013 18:35
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So instead of shooting everyone that wasn't our friends, we tried photoshoots. First we tried some bike stunts. The beach skatepark is pretty cool.  Yeeeah boi.  Let's see if we can do anything cool at the end of the pier! I'll just bunnyhop this rail into my mate's tru-gently caress!   Then we found a waterfall! Man, it sure is wet and slippery up here.  Oh gently caress blaargh  Then the Rockstar servers died.
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Nov 16, 2013 18:36
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Rock star cloud servers down for you guys?
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Platystemon posted:From the summit of Mount Chilliad or from an aircraft? No from a plane. Maybe I shouldn't be surprised?
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Nov 16, 2013 18:36
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Crows Turn Off posted:I'm having a heck of a time getting the riot van into my garage. I call Simeon to request a job, get out of the van, stand against the garage door, press O to exit the job menu, and nothing happens. The garage doesn't try to open for me, he just stands there. If I press Triangle immediately after pressing O, or even any time later, he just gets in the van. With the riot can you use the aim and walk backwards technique.
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Nov 16, 2013 18:37
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KoRMaK posted:With the riot can you use the aim and walk backwards technique.
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Nov 16, 2013 18:38
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Crows Turn Off posted:I'm having a heck of a time getting the riot van into my garage. I call Simeon to request a job, get out of the van, stand against the garage door, press O to exit the job menu, and nothing happens. The garage doesn't try to open for me, he just stands there. If I press Triangle immediately after pressing O, or even any time later, he just gets in the van. Knock the driver’s door off, park it parallel to the garage door, and walk backwards while aiming a gun.
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Nov 16, 2013 18:39
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KoRMaK posted:Rock star cloud servers down for you guys? Yup.
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Nov 16, 2013 18:41
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Last night was super fun with a small reporting crew with Bisticlz and another news team member whose name I forgot  The cheetah makes a great mobile ramp... I was able to launch my Elegy off the front of it pretty loving well. Also, that was the first time I've gotten 6 stars without the use of military equipment.
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Nov 16, 2013 18:51
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Scarf posted:Last night was super fun with a small reporting crew with Bisticlz and another news team member whose name I forgot That was me and launching other vehicles head on is nothing but awesome.
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Nov 16, 2013 19:13
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geeves posted:That was me and launching other vehicles head on is nothing but awesome. Yes! I knew your name started with a G... That was loving fun. I'm really glad you got the idea of what I was trying to do even without communication.
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Nov 16, 2013 19:22
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Anyone else unable to connect? I can't do jobs or save or anything, a little weird. Won't even let me take photos, ruining my hard-hitting exposè on the epidemic of people being trapped in buildings by emergency vehicles gently caress. it kicked me, does that mean I've lost anything I've done in the past hour? at least let me keep the kills, I want that tattoo slicing up eyeballs fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Nov 16, 2013 |
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From http://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/200426246-GTA-Online-Launch-Status-Latest-Updates-quote:Updated 11/16/13 1:00 PM ET: We have received some reports of errors messages related to the Rockstar Cloud servers and the Social Club site. While we investigate this, please stay tuned to this article for updates.
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Nov 16, 2013 19:32
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I haven't been able to play online for 3 days now. And then when I get the opportunity this afternoon 
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moist turtleneck posted:It was like this but with a delivery truck that was stationary moments before it decided it needed to fly through the air and try to smash bairns. I wouldn't have believed it if I wasn't there. There was no damage to the truck prior to it becoming possessed. Haha, yes, exactly! It really had it out for me all of a sudden.
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Nov 16, 2013 19:46
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Weazel Action News reports that there have been reports of false reports filed so that the EMS services can then be targeted.
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me your dad posted:I haven't been able to play online for 3 days now. And then when I get the opportunity this afternoon It's back up. With that said i have no psn friends cause I'm a loser and i can really use some cyks_tfc
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