The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Everything Counts posted:

Shut up.

Shut up.

I can't believe you don't shut up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rV9hKJh69M

# ? Nov 17, 2013 02:40

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# ? May 10, 2024 09:02

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Uh, do you accept a Federal Breast Inspector's card? License to Ogle? Vie-za?

Wallet Inspector.

# ? Nov 17, 2013 02:50

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rV9hKJh69M

It's all well and good for Italians, but what are we to do?

# ? Nov 17, 2013 03:08

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rV9hKJh69M

Hey-a Drink-Mix, what's tha matta? Ya no talkin' wit' ya accent-a no more!

# ? Nov 17, 2013 03:10

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Everything Counts posted:

Hey-a Drink-Mix, what's tha matta? Ya no talkin' wit' ya accent-a no more!

They begged me to join their team. Begged me.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Nov 17, 2013 04:39

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rV9hKJh69M

Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644 has been cancelled.

# ? Nov 17, 2013 04:41

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644 has been cancelled.

I was really starting to like Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644. I've never heard so many Viagra jokes in 30 seconds.

# ? Nov 17, 2013 05:09

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

IMJack posted:

Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644 has been cancelled.

If they're not having a go with a bird, they're having a row with a wanker!

# ? Nov 17, 2013 15:04

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Striking Yak posted:

If they're not having a go with a bird, they're having a row with a wanker!

How are you doing in England? Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie".

# ? Nov 17, 2013 19:32

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

How are you doing in England? Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie".

English boy, huh? Well we saved your rear end in World War 2!

# ? Nov 17, 2013 20:17

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

I was really starting to like Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644. I've never heard so many Viagra jokes in 30 seconds.

Do you find something funny about the word "tromboner?" :mad:

# ? Nov 17, 2013 20:17

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

MondayHotDog posted:

English boy, huh? Well we saved your rear end in World War 2!

Still warm... :britain:

# ? Nov 17, 2013 23:27

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Still warm...

Come, goons. Sit in the snow with Dark One and let us all bask in quoting's warm glowing warming glow.

# ? Nov 18, 2013 01:45

skooma512: Feb 8, 2012; You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

The Dark One posted:

Come, goons. Sit in the snow with Dark One and let us all bask in quoting's warm glowing warming glow.

Stay off the west side.

# ? Nov 18, 2013 02:23

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

skooma512 posted:

Stay off the west side.

"Stay off the West Side." That's the thing that Cookie says. I feel like I'm going to explode here! :supaburn:

# ? Nov 18, 2013 02:33

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

jscolon2.0 posted:

"Stay off the West Side." That's the thing that Cookie says. I feel like I'm going to explode here!

See you in hell, Candy Boys!

# ? Nov 18, 2013 03:13

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

Writer Cath posted:

See you in hell, Candy Boys!

Sweet... Caaaaan...

# ? Nov 18, 2013 03:15

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

The Dark One posted:

Come, goons. Sit in the snow with Dark One and let us all bask in quoting's warm glowing warming glow.

What's the extra "warming glow" for?

# ? Nov 18, 2013 03:21

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

DarklyDreaming posted:

Sweet... Caaaaan...

My precious antique cans!

# ? Nov 18, 2013 03:23

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

What's the extra "warming glow" for?

...going.... crazy?

# ? Nov 18, 2013 03:26

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Writer Cath posted:

See you in hell, Candy Boys!

I only want to eat candy.

# ? Nov 18, 2013 03:27

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Writer Cath posted:

See you in hell, Candy Boys!

_{From heaven.}

# ? Nov 18, 2013 03:36

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I only want to eat candy.

There's a caramel deposit at the small of her back.

# ? Nov 18, 2013 04:43

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Writer Cath posted:

There's a caramel deposit at the small of her back.

You must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil.

# ? Nov 18, 2013 05:29

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

MondayHotDog posted:

You must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil.

It was a gummy bear :downs:

# ? Nov 18, 2013 05:41

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

MondayHotDog posted:

You must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil.

My God, you're greasy. :stare:

# ? Nov 18, 2013 05:43

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Bjay9 posted:

It was a gummy bear

Mmmmm... precious Venus...

# ? Nov 18, 2013 06:01

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Writer Cath posted:

There's a caramel deposit at the small of her back.

Psst... The best meat's in the rump! :mrapig:

# ? Nov 18, 2013 06:02

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

Mmmmm... precious Venus...

What's the matter, MondayHotDog? Ain't you never seen a naked chick riding a clam before?

# ? Nov 18, 2013 06:06

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

Psst... The best meat's in the rump!

Yeah right, IMJack. A wonderful, magical animal.

# ? Nov 18, 2013 06:25

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

Yeah right, IMJack. A wonderful, magical animal.

We're missing the fantastipotomos! She only sings twice a day!

# ? Nov 18, 2013 07:43

Pierce and Pierce: Jul 1, 2007; Murders and Executions

MondayHotDog posted:

Mmmmm... precious Venus...

Mr. HotDog, your silence will only incriminate you further.

No, Mr. HotDog, don't take your anger out on me. Get back! Get back! Mist -- Mr. HotDog -- nooo! :gonk:

Dramatization -- may not have happened.

# ? Nov 18, 2013 11:02

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Drink-Mix Man posted:

We're missing the fantastipotomos! She only sings twice a day!

Look, the 12:00 robot parade! Hurry, or we'll have to wait for the 12:05!

# ? Nov 18, 2013 11:06

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Pierce and Pierce posted:

Mr. HotDog, your silence will only incriminate you further.

No, Mr. HotDog, don't take your anger out on me. Get back! Get back! Mist -- Mr. HotDog -- nooo!

Dramatization -- may not have happened.

Could you introduce me to the Sasquatch? I like his style.

# ? Nov 18, 2013 20:58