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Lady Morgaga
Aug 27, 2012

by Smythe
...Is the dude on the right is Guardsman Bob?

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Riflen
Mar 13, 2009

"Cheating bitch"
Bleak Gremlin

Senior management subscribes to the Charlie Wilson principle:
"You can teach them to type, but you can't teach them to grow tits."

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Lady Morgaga posted:

...Is the dude on the right is Guardsman Bob?



:shrug:

marshmallard
Apr 15, 2005

This post is about me.

Neo Mara posted:

If you know a better way of saving 30 cents on every dollar I'd sure like to hear it.

Their Flickr page is pretty special too... keep scrolling.

Edit: different Cellular Solutions apparently. One with similar principles!

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

marshmallard posted:

Their Flickr page is pretty special too... keep scrolling.

Edit: different Cellular Solutions apparently. One with similar principles!

Cellular Solutions is a mobile communications franchise loosely inspired by Hooters.

Also, the photo album is totally OK, they have one woman judge.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Neo Mara posted:

If you know a better way of saving 30 cents on every dollar I'd sure like to hear it.

I love that they think taking it off their page will somehow erase it from the internet.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Fathis Munk posted:

Yeah, that's not bad. But remember this guy ?



I looked up his site and sadly nowadays there is not only a guy on his staff but also a brunette. Can you believe it ? A brunette. :smithfrog:

I thought that's what all women looked like in Sweden? Or Norway, or whatever country that is.

Oops. Looks like it's Germany.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Bored posted:

I thought that's what all women looked like in Sweden? Or Norway, or whatever country that is.

Oops. Looks like it's Germany.

Not all Scandinavians are blonde at all, its just more common since that's where the mutation originated from.

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C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



edit: double post

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Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
What a faraway thread you must've crossposted from

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Vicas posted:

What a faraway thread you must've crossposted from

Yeah that series of posts came from me seeing something in the feminism thread and thinking it actually came from there.

benito
Sep 28, 2004

And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

Espy posted:

Not all Scandinavians are blonde at all, its just more common since that's where the mutation originated from.

Residents of the Solomon Islands would point out that the blonde hair mutation has popped up more than once in human evolution...

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



benito posted:

Residents of the Solomon Islands would point out that the blonde hair mutation has popped up more than once in human evolution...



That's really cool.

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

benito posted:

Residents of the Solomon Islands would point out that the blonde hair mutation has popped up more than once in human evolution...



This must be what Martin Gore's dad looks like.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

benito posted:

Residents of the Solomon Islands would point out that the blonde hair mutation has popped up more than once in human evolution...



These are the offspring of Lana Caine and Ray Gillette.
"The mochaccino ones are the cutest!"

benito
Sep 28, 2004

And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter
More detail on the Solomon Island blonde hair

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

PRAISE CURES SUNS posted:

I worked with a company that does almost exactly the same thing with the landline services they provide. They basically serve as a kind of man in the middle to route calls more intelligently. The way it works is that customers call a 1-800 or 1-888 or whatever number and then get routed to one of a number of call centers to be handled. The call center that is selected is based on things like average wait time or routing cost or the services the customer is calling in about. This works the same way in reverse - auto-dialers blast out calls and detect when actual humans (instead of calls that weren't picked up or were picked up by answering machines) answered the call, then the line would be reconnected to someone at your call center who would start handling the call. That way you don't waste money paying people in your call centers to listen to a phone on the other end ring, and the company in the middle can help insure that incoming calls are answered in a reasonable amount of time. Using the same technology they can also provide conferencing services or bounce incoming phone calls around to different numbers (say, first your office and then cell phone if you don't pick up at the first number) until it reaches you or other kind of neat things like that.

I can't explain why you would want to buy a mobile phone from them, though.

Sorry for all the text in the funny pictures thread :downs:


Woe unto them who ask what you do for a living at parties

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Zombies magazine
Oct 17, 2005

Firmly grasp the :kazooieass:

Whatev posted:

Woe unto them who ask what you do for a living at parties


My brain just cannot handle this right now.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

COMICS CRIMINAL
I don't know...

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

greth
Nov 12, 2008

Does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine?

TampaTango posted:

I don't know...


From the glorious LiarTown USA.

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤
Please note that LiarTownUSA is :nws: as gently caress.

Trainmonk
Jul 4, 2007

Squidster posted:

Please note that LiarTownUSA is :nws: as gently caress.

Also note the creator Sean Tejaratchi is an insane racist/misogynist, for the record.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Trainmonk posted:

Also note the creator Sean Tejaratchi is an insane racist/misogynist, for the record.
How so?

Trainmonk
Jul 4, 2007

He goes on loving crazy rants on twitter and lashes out at people. If you follow him you'll see it eventually.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Trainmonk posted:

He goes on loving crazy rants on twitter and lashes out at people. If you follow him you'll see it eventually.
Can you point me at one, because a brief perusal reveals mostly just the venial sin of 'not taking SJWs seriously.'

Trainmonk
Jul 4, 2007

Strudel Man posted:

Can you point me at one, because a brief perusal reveals mostly just the venial sin of 'not taking SJWs seriously.'

You'll have to look at them in a twitter archive of some kind because he deletes them. Search for the word "oval office" I guess.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Hey guys, go investigate some old cached tweets so that we can all enjoy a funny website less. Thanks!

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

Mescal posted:

Hey guys, go investigate some old cached tweets so that we can all enjoy a funny website less. Thanks!

b-but internet justice must be served!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Trainmonk posted:

He goes on loving crazy rants on twitter and lashes out at people. If you follow him you'll see it eventually.

Mescal posted:

Hey guys, go investigate some old cached tweets so that we can all enjoy a funny website less. Thanks!

I dunno, it certainly makes images like this a whole hell of a lot funnier.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Good thing he's wearing a helmet, in case the moon falls on his head.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

Centripetal Horse posted:

Good thing he's wearing a helmet, in case the moon falls on his head.

It does appear that he has a line attaching him to that thing he's working on. Really the worst thing about that left hand picture is where that hammer is going to go if he drops it.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Jabor posted:

It does appear that he has a line attaching him to that thing he's working on. Really the worst thing about that left hand picture is where that hammer is going to go if he drops it.

Down. It's going to go down.

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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

greth posted:

From the glorious LiarTown USA.

That place is hilarious.

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