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Man, gently caress rats.
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Helmacron posted:SAD SACK FORUM POST REPLACED WITH IMPROMPTU PHOTO GALLERY ENTITLED: Hope you have insurance. (thank you rats, now we dont need to see bad photos).
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Nov 20, 2013 16:57
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helmacron you're loving disgusting
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Nov 20, 2013 19:07
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dukeku posted:helmacron you're loving disgusting
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Nov 21, 2013 06:50
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God drat, ban this sick Sorry to hear about your gear man, but have to second dukeku. Is that a sock I see there, among other... things? Yuck.
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Nov 21, 2013 08:07
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Whitezombi posted:Pretty much this. Some dream big. I used to dream of working for a certain yellow frame. That yellow frame meant everything to me. But... everyone dreams of that, don't they? Now I just dream small. I suppose you could say that I grew up. One day I'd like to sell a single print of my photography to someone who genuinely finds value in my art. That's all I want. A single print. Just one. Does not have to be a big print. I'd be happy with a 4x6. One print!  It won't happen, of course. Where does one even start? I am so clueless and I have no hope for any marketing of any art. But! If we didn't have dreams then what would we be...? What will happen is likely this: Instead of an expert in art I become an expert in rat and I eat people's undeveloped film and camera bags for nutrition. And socks. I'm not picky. 
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Nov 21, 2013 08:15
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I wouldn't hire you.
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Nov 21, 2013 08:26
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Helmacron posted:I wouldn't hire you. Once bitten, twice shy. Don't blame you.
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Nov 21, 2013 08:28
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Helmacron posted:I wouldn't hire you. You already have. 8th-snype fucked around with this message at 09:58 on Nov 21, 2013 |
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Nov 21, 2013 09:03
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No Gravitas posted:One day I'd like to sell a single print of my photography to someone who genuinely finds value in my art. That's all I want. A single print. Just one. Does not have to be a big print. I'd be happy with a 4x6. Maybe if you posted your pictures for feedback you would get better and find that this is a pretty easy goal to achieve. Just think, once you've gotten this one goal out of the way you could move on to bigger and better things, investing in buttcoins for example.
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Nov 21, 2013 15:58
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No Gravitas posted:Some dream big. I used to dream of working for a certain yellow frame. That yellow frame meant everything to me. But... everyone dreams of that, don't they? Now I just dream small. I suppose you could say that I grew up. why in the gently caress would you put a photo in a yellow frame?
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Nov 21, 2013 17:01
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Whitezombi posted:why in the gently caress would you put a photo in a yellow frame? 
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Nov 21, 2013 17:07
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My mission is to have the most boss mancave with pictures I took. When you only have to impress yourself, the hit rate goes way up!!
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Nov 21, 2013 17:16
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Whitezombi posted:why in the gently caress would you put a photo in a yellow frame? 
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Nov 21, 2013 17:37
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I'd quite like to have good enough pictures to hang on the wall. It'd be one step towards not being an anonymous person with an anonymous home. Also, I quite like the idea of cheaping out on presents to family, "Here have a picture." My mother already said she liked some portraits I took of my father and sister but she'd be mighty pissed if I went for a present of them. Maybe I can get her around with hand-printed archival prints.
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Nov 21, 2013 19:07
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I gave my mom a photo of a sewing machine I took last year. It was an okay picture, not perfect, but she loved the poo poo out of it. Moms seem to love anything their kid creates.
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Nov 21, 2013 20:25
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xzzy posted:
I wonder if Terry Richardson's mom feels that way?
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Nov 22, 2013 00:58
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HPL posted:I wonder if Terry Richardson's mom feels that way? http://guestofaguest.com/new-york/daily-style-phile/daily-style-phile-terry-richardsons-mom
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Nov 22, 2013 01:49
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Whitezombi posted:http://guestofaguest.com/new-york/daily-style-phile/daily-style-phile-terry-richardsons-mom ...well then 
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Nov 22, 2013 03:26
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Mom doesn't give a gently caress
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Nov 22, 2013 04:02
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No Gravitas posted:Some dream big. I used to dream of working for a certain yellow frame. That yellow frame meant everything to me. But... everyone dreams of that, don't they? Now I just dream small. I suppose you could say that I grew up. I will pay  for a 4x6 of one of your prints of your choosing. What now?
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Nov 23, 2013 00:24
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MrBlandAverage posted:I will pay Same.
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Nov 23, 2013 04:38
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MrBlandAverage posted:I will pay Great! Let me check my todo/life goal list. quote:- Well, looks like I have finished all my life's goals. Yay! My life is complete and things just cannot get any better! Ok, time to die. Thanks everyone!  SoundMonkey posted:Same. Oh, hey. You are  , we can deal locally!Come over to the dark alley north of the intersection of Main and Hastings in Vancouver. Don't worry, you can safely ignore the junkies, they don't bite much, their bite is not too contagious and some people manage to live even after being In order so that I can recognize you easily, please paint a red target symbol over your heart and stand between the book depository and the small grassy knoll, facing towards the intersection of the Simo Häyhä avenue and the Vasily Zaytsev street. If you could stand in the middle of the bullseye that I drew on the ground just for you, that would be ideal. The bodyguards will gladly show you the way. Ignore the chalk outlines, the children have a very grim imagination in this area of Canada. I blame the seasonal affective disorder. Kids these days! Please don't tell anyone where you are going, they may get jealous and prevent you getting the print. And boy, do I have a good print for you. It's a killer, I tell you! You will drop dead from amazement. It already has your name on it...
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Nov 23, 2013 06:02
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No Gravitas posted:Great! Hilarious wackypost aside, start loving printing shitlord, people have dollars in hand.
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Nov 23, 2013 06:30
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SoundMonkey posted:Hilarious wackypost aside, start loving printing shitlord, people have dollars in hand. You two lunatics are just too amusing. Fine! It has been forever since I printed, and it will take me a moment to get up to speed on this. No Gravitas fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Nov 25, 2013 |
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Nov 23, 2013 07:37
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No Gravitas posted:You two lunatics are just too amusing. My granddad taught me to never do something for free if people are willing to pay. I think you need to polish your business skills a bit.
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Nov 23, 2013 13:53
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RangerScum posted:My granddad taught me to never do something for free if people are willing to pay. I think you need to polish your business skills a bit. Is this why you don't make good posts?
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Nov 23, 2013 14:19
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8th-snype posted:Is this why you don't make good posts? Wait, are you getting paid to post? how do I get in on this action - I need money for lenses.
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Nov 23, 2013 15:31
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Mrenda posted:I'd quite like to have good enough pictures to hang on the wall. It'd be one step towards not being an anonymous person with an anonymous home. This one:  Blackstrap Weekend 32 by Execudork, on Flickr Cheap, effective gift-giving: that's my photographic ambition. MrBlandAverage posted:I will pay Seriously: order prints from London Drugs. Their system works well, prices are reasonable, and I'm overall very happy with them.
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Nov 23, 2013 19:41
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RangerScum posted:My granddad taught me to never do something for free if people are willing to pay. I think you need to polish your business skills a bit. Nah, don't worry. I have all this planned, you see. It is a very clever gambit. No one will be crazy enough to actually give their details to me. I mean, would you approach a raving lunatic who names himself after the concept of lack of any respect for sanity and tell them where you live? See! Nothing! No new mail... uhmm... No new mail except two. Things. Why do I have unread stuff in my mailbox? Hmm... i really should not be getting any mail am i getting spammed or what what the hell is that thing No. No. No. This isn't happening. No. Ok. Calm down, No Gravitas. Calm down. You just imagined it. You need to get some sleep, it has been a long day. Now... Breathe and... Look again. It won't be there, I promise. No. Oh poo poo oh poo poo oh poo poo. Off to print stuff tomorrow, I guess! 
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Nov 24, 2013 03:54
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It's like you are Roast Beef from Achewood.
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Nov 24, 2013 03:56
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Stop posting.
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Nov 24, 2013 17:06
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That is quite the load of unfunny monkeycheese right there. 
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Nov 24, 2013 18:41
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Monkeycheese aside, I got this email reply from "Firefly", using that gmx email address:quote:Oh you bring such joy to this old man. You gonna take my $10 and send me a print or not?
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Nov 24, 2013 20:37
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ExecuDork posted:You gonna take my $10 and send me a print or not? Oh, all right. I will take your money. Now... where did I put my haldol injector again?
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No Gravitas posted:I mean, would you approach a raving lunatic who names himself after the concept of lack of any respect for sanity and tell them where you live? oh I thought you named yourself after something from a book why would you do that
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Nov 25, 2013 04:18
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i threw out my pentax after reading this thread
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Nov 25, 2013 04:45
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I don't know what's going on in this thread but I'm pretty sure No Gravitas sucks at life.
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haldol injector
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atomicthumbs posted:oh I thought you named yourself after something from a book I don't think you are in any position to criticize other people's posting handles.
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