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mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'm sorry, I was counting the cocktail radishes. Now, where was I?

Two... three... three radishes. Three big radishes.

Hehehe. I can see why this is so popular.

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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'm sorry, I was counting the cocktail radishes. Now, where was I?

Two... three... three radishes. Three big radishes.

You have thirteen pickled eggs in that jar. And one cockroach.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Get to the "workin' overtime" part!!

Excellent guitar riff.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

VogeGandire posted:

Excellent guitar riff.

For more information on Grand Funk consult your school library!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

You have thirteen pickled eggs in that jar. And one cockroach.

We'll choose the same way they pick the Pope. Everybody reach in and draw a pickled egg. Whoever gets the black egg stays sober tonight.

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Get to the "workin' overtime" part!!

Our lyrics are like our children, man!

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Women's Rights? posted:

Our lyrics are like our children, man!

Baby on board, something something, Burt Ward

This thing writes itself!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Women's Rights? posted:

Our lyrics are like our children, man!

But like here where you say "What I got, you gotta get and put it in you", how about "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you."

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

MondayHotDog posted:

But like here where you say "What I got, you gotta get and put it in you", how about "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you."

Well hey, that's much better! Everyone can enjoy that! :)

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

Baby on board, something something, Burt Ward

This thing writes itself!

Who the hell is Robin? :what:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Striking Yak posted:

Well hey, that's much better! Everyone can enjoy that! :)

Yak, Simpsons quotes are a family thing. Happy families. Maybe single people quote Simpsons, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.

LoanWolf
Mar 17, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Yak, Simpsons quotes are a family thing. Happy families. Maybe single people quote Simpsons, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.

All I can be is myself :smith:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Yak, Simpsons quotes are a family thing. Happy families. Maybe single people quote Simpsons, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.

So that's it, after all these quotes? "So long and good luck?"

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Drink-Mix Man posted:

Who the hell is Robin? :what:

To the bee-mobile!

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

MondayHotDog posted:

So that's it, after all these quotes? "So long and good luck?"

I don't recall posting "Good luck".

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Roark posted:

I don't recall posting "Good luck".

Didn't I have a hat?

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Deviant posted:

To the bee-mobile!

Aw, you guys are pathetic. No wonder CharlieFoxtrot made me head bee-guy.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Women's Rights? posted:

Aw, you guys are pathetic. No wonder CharlieFoxtrot made me head bee-guy.

A bee bit my bottom!

Now my bottom's big!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Skeesix posted:

A bee bit my bottom!

Now my bottom's big!
I don't know. Fish sandwich... are you sure?

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Hogburto posted:

I don't know. Fish sandwich... are you sure?

No sir! Don't take the steam tray!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Striking Yak posted:

Didn't I have a hat?

Subject is hatless. I repeat: hatless. :siren:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

mrfart posted:

No sir! Don't take the steam tray!

But I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Striking Ya-

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Subject is hatless. I repeat: hatless. :siren:
I'm directly under the Earth's sun... now!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

The Dark One posted:

You know those quoting threads where two people with annoying avatars yammer back and forth? I invented those. :smug:

:sotw:

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Writer Cath posted:

But I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Striking Ya-

*Snoring*
Change the channel, Roark!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Striking Yak posted:

*Snoring*
Change the channel, Roark!

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

I choo-choo-choose you.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Maybe single people quote Simpsons

Well....

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Now, THAT'S sarcasm!

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Striking Yak posted:

Didn't I have a hat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPoqI0uNcsk

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Writer Cath posted:

I choo-choo-choose you.

Let's B friends. And there's a picture of a bee on it.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees




Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Mister Kingdom posted:

Now, THAT'S sarcasm!

Well, duh.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.



...et tu, Zud?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Deviant posted:

...et tu, Zud?

Didn't he, Deviant? Didn't he?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Mister Kingdom posted:

Didn't he, Deviant? Didn't he?

Now who's being naive?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


You will have the hat cleaned, and then return it! :mad:

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

HellOnEarth
Nov 7, 2005

Now that's good jerky!

Root Bear posted:

You will have the hat cleaned, and then return it! :mad:

Can't we have one thread that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?

HellOnEarth fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Nov 22, 2013

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

HellOnEarth posted:

Can't we have one thread that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?

Kids, your thread's gonna be just fine.

Okay, everybody, put on your corpse handling gloves.

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