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Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Roark posted:



He spit on us.... and I screamed out, "I'm hit!"

I'm outta here. Roark is a nut!

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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
John F Kennedy, Joon-Yah Seen-Yah


( :911: )

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Gyshall posted:

I eat the whole apple. Core, stem, seeds. Everything.

Just getting some fruit for myself

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe
Fruit's a gamble, I know that going in.

Mistletoe Donkey
Jan 26, 2009
That's bush league. You can't eat a sandwich without dijon.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

potee posted:

Just getting some fruit for myself

Uhh... gotta have fruit in the house...

I like it as a snack!

Wholesome!

Natural!

Chock-full-o-vitamins! :ninja:

All right, let's see...

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Red posted:

Uhh... gotta have fruit in the house...

I like it as a snack!

Wholesome!

Natural!

Chock-full-o-vitamins! :ninja:

All right, let's see...

All right, Hobo Joe. I didn't want to put a damper on your little smorgasbord, but it's the end of the week, and I'm calling in your tab.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Red posted:

If I don't have that fur hat by four o'clock, they're gonna take me down like Nixon! :ohdear:

I'm like a weed in Nixon's helicopter!

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

I'm like a weed in Nixon's helicopter!

And you want to be my latex salesman? :allears:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

LifeGetsWorser posted:

And you want to be my latex salesman? :allears:

No no no, I don't want any pay. I'm doing this just for me.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

potee posted:

No no no, I don't want any pay. I'm doing this just for me.

Bank? This is found money!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Whats in the briefcas-

- Crackers!

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
That is one magic loogie.

WarEternal
Dec 26, 2010

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
Nice game, pretty boy.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Red posted:

Uhh... gotta have fruit in the house...

I like it as a snack!

Wholesome!

Natural!

Chock-full-o-vitamins! :ninja:

All right, let's see...


That guy was eye-ballin' me the whole time!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Stink eye?

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Crook eye?

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Evil eye!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Roark posted:



He spit on us.... and I screamed out, "I'm hit!"

What have you done to my little cable boy?

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Sash! posted:

What have you done to my little cable boy?

What the **** are you doing?!?! You little piece of ****!!!! :stare:

Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions

Red posted:

What the **** are you doing?!?! You little piece of ****!!!! :stare:

Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat gently caress :mad:

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe
I'm not too worried about it.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
According to our latest quarterly thing, Kruger Industrial Smoothing is heading into the red. Or the black, or whatever the bad one is. Any thoughts?

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Hello? I sorry, no here Kruger.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

potee posted:

According to our latest quarterly thing, Kruger Industrial Smoothing is heading into the red. Or the black, or whatever the bad one is. Any thoughts?

Have you ever seen The Incredible Hulk, sir?

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

K-OOOOger!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I find your belief system fascinating.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

potee posted:

According to our latest quarterly thing, Kruger Industrial Smoothing is heading into the red. Or the black, or whatever the bad one is. Any thoughts?

It's almost as if you have no business training at all

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
We don't care, and it shows!

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe
See, you know how to take a reservation, you just don't know how to keep a reservation. And that really, is the most important part of the reservation.

WarEternal
Dec 26, 2010

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
What was wrong with that? I had a different interpretation, do you know anything about this pretzel guy? Maybe he's been in the bar a really long time and he's really depressed because he has no job and no woman and he's parking cars for a living!

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
He took you to Rage-aholics? Why?

Probably because this whole Universe is against me!

Yeah you've got a little rage.

I know. And now they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad!

Mouse Cadet
Mar 19, 2009

All aboard the McEltrain
Next Stop: Atlanta
He's bee boppin' and skattin' and im losin' it!

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
George, I'm hunnnnngry!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Mouse Cadet posted:

He's bee boppin' and skattin' and im losin' it!



Get out! Can't you see we're CLOSED! :mad:


WHERE THE HELL IS THAT RUM-RAISIN?! :argh:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Supreme Allah posted:

He took you to Rage-aholics? Why?

Probably because this whole Universe is against me!

Yeah you've got a little rage.

I know. And now they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad!
Hey, I'm not here for rage, I'm here for revenge! :mad:

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
Good. Revenge is very good.

WarEternal
Dec 26, 2010

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
That's true. You can't return an item based purely on spite.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
ANOTHER GAME FOR MMMMMIIIIIIIILLLLLLLOOOOOOOSSSSSS

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Gyshall posted:

ANOTHER GAME FOR MMMMMIIIIIIIILLLLLLLOOOOOOOSSSSSS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtZ5aBx2bCk

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