The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Frink posted:

23 % new footage

Everything Counts posted:

We've...come... into this hat.

No, Everything Counts, don't do that in this thread! Get back! Get back! Everything Counts- nooooooo!
_{_{Dramatisation: may not have happened}}

# ? Nov 23, 2013 22:47

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# ? May 10, 2024 13:41

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Samuel Clemens posted:

Looks like those goons at Something Awful did it again. What a bunch of goons.

Excuse me, but 'Goons' and 'Something Awful'? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important?

# ? Nov 23, 2013 22:49

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

The Dark One posted:

Excuse me, but 'Goons' and 'Something Awful'? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

The rest of you quoters thinking up a name for this funky thread; I dunno, something along the line of say... Poochie, only more proactive.

# ? Nov 23, 2013 23:07

HellOnEarth: Nov 7, 2005; Now that's good jerky!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The rest of you quoters thinking up a name for this funky thread; I dunno, something along the line of say... Poochie, only more proactive.

And that posting coyote was really just a posting dog!

# ? Nov 23, 2013 23:11

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

HellOnEarth posted:

And that posting coyote was really just a posting dog!

Hey HellOnEarth! Find your soul-mate!

# ? Nov 23, 2013 23:27

I Love Loosies: Jan 4, 2013

IMJack posted:

Hey HellOnEarth! Find your soul-mate!

Wait a minute! Dogs can't post!

# ? Nov 23, 2013 23:40

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

General Bort posted:

Wait a minute! Dogs can't post!

# ? Nov 24, 2013 00:12

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

General Bort posted:

Wait a minute! Dogs can't post!

Quiet, Bort! The dog is posting!

# ? Nov 24, 2013 00:26

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

General Bort posted:

Wait a minute! Dogs can't post!

Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Posts "I love you" on demand.

# ? Nov 24, 2013 00:26

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Quiet, Bort! The dog is posting!

Are you talking to me?

# ? Nov 24, 2013 00:56

HellOnEarth: Nov 7, 2005; Now that's good jerky!

Samuel Clemens posted:

Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Posts "I love you" on demand.

Oh no, we'd never give him away. But we're moving to another country where posts are forbidden

# ? Nov 24, 2013 00:59

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Samuel Clemens posted:

Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Posts "I love you" on demand.

Look, goon, just take him before his mother eats him.

# ? Nov 24, 2013 03:36

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Samuel Clemens posted:

Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Posts "I love you" on demand.

Are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie? :raise:

# ? Nov 24, 2013 06:18

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

Here, let me show you how to put on a tie.

The hook goes over the top, and these things go in there.

# ? Nov 24, 2013 06:36

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

You think he noticed?

# ? Nov 24, 2013 07:33

I Love Loosies: Jan 4, 2013

Jerusalem posted:

Are you talking to me?

No. My username is also Bort.

# ? Nov 24, 2013 13:14

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Here, let me show you how to put on a tie. The hook goes over the top, and these things go in there.

This is going to get worse before it gets better...

# ? Nov 24, 2013 14:14

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Here, let me show you how to put on a tie. The hook goes over the top, and these things go in there.

Next, we take some toilet paper, and put some here...And here...And any place you're bleeding! Then, we take some aftershave! An-nngh...ugghh...AAAAAGH :supaburn:

...And that's how we shave.

# ? Nov 24, 2013 14:23

Konec Hry: Jul 13, 2005; too much love will kill you; Grimey Drawer

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The rest of you quoters thinking up a name for this funky thread; I dunno, something along the line of say... Poochie, only more proactive.

So, Poochie okay with everybody?

# ? Nov 24, 2013 16:14

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Konec Hry posted:

So, Poochie okay with everybody?

Poochie died on his way back to his home planet.

# ? Nov 24, 2013 16:18

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

mrfart posted:

This is going to get worse before it gets better...

...And then he sent us home early because he got his beard caught in the pencil sharpener. :what:

# ? Nov 24, 2013 16:56

ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

Konec Hry posted:

So, Poochie okay with everybody?

You mean Cerberus?

# ? Nov 24, 2013 17:34

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Writer Cath posted:

My name is Writer Cath.

Bouvenstein...

# ? Nov 24, 2013 18:50

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Bouvenstein...

We can all learn a lot from this young goon here, this... Rudiger.

# ? Nov 24, 2013 18:58

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

DrBouvenstein posted:

Bouvenstein...

It's not your fault, Bouvenstein. It's those lousy Writers. They make me madder than a... um... yak in heat!

# ? Nov 24, 2013 20:06

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

ShaqDiesel posted:

You mean Cerberus?

Here's a witty rejoinder for ya! :fuckoff:

# ? Nov 24, 2013 20:38

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Konec Hry posted:

So, Poochie okay with everybody?

Hootie McBoob it is! :haw:

# ? Nov 24, 2013 20:52

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Here's a witty rejoinder for ya!

Hey fattie! I got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far!

# ? Nov 24, 2013 21:02

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Root Bear posted:

Hootie McBoob it is!

Hootie and the Blowfish?

Yeah, it's cheaper than blank tape.

# ? Nov 24, 2013 21:33

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Hootie and the Blowfish?

Yeah, it's cheaper than blank tape.

Like a rib, it tastes like liberty,
Like a rib, with a barn of sesame! :911:

Man: We start with authentic letter graded meat, and process the hell out of it, until it's good enough for Krusty!
Krusty: Try my new Krusty Ribwich... mmmmm! I don't mind the taste!

# ? Nov 24, 2013 21:48

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It's not your fault, Bouvenstein. It's those lousy Writers. They make me madder than a... um... yak in heat!

All I can be is myself.

# ? Nov 24, 2013 21:58

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Like a rib, it tastes like liberty,
Like a rib, with a barn of sesame!
Man: We start with authentic letter graded meat, and process the hell out of it, until it's good enough for Krusty!
Krusty: Try my new Krusty Ribwich... mmmmm! I don't mind the taste!

Ugh, I almost swallowed some of the juice.

# ? Nov 24, 2013 22:15

Josef bugman: Nov 17, 2011; Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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