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Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Pictured: November in Blackpool.


Edit: On the other hand, the sky is about right.

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Clapham Omnibus
Nov 11, 2006


I think the more important question is why there are Bavarian flags all over the beach? I suppose in Daily Express land the Germans are always invading.

cloudchamber
Aug 6, 2010

You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine
Those are "police do not cross" signs, styled as flags.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

baka kaba posted:

I've said it before, but Bell's problem is that he tends to go a bit too far and his characters come out pretty unrealistic. Things like his portrayal of IDS as a sadistic, blood-sucking vampire - far more human and likeable than the real thing. Is Steve a crypto-Tory??

He wasn't last Thursday.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Jedit posted:

He wasn't last Thursday.

Why what happened? Or do you mean his cartoon

I was only kidding anyway, really I'm just saying his versions of those people are way more human and sympathetic than the real thing. I'd totally prefer SNOOKER BALL Osborne and brutal slave-driving vampire IDS to the soulless shits in office right now

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

baka kaba posted:

Why what happened?

I met him, and he really wasn't fond of IDS.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Jedit posted:

I met him, and he really wasn't fond of IDS.

:getin:

I bet he's cool as gently caress, right? He always seems like it on his videos. I wonder what he thinks of his characters - obviously they're meant to undermine and ridicule the real politicians, and throw a spotlight on their terrible attitudes and actions, but they have a life of their own too, and for me they genuinely do come off more likeable. So in a way he's also helping IDS's image - it's probably the extra charisma in this case. Or is it just me?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Jeremy Hunt's 'duty of candour' call to hospitals - The health secretary, Jeremy Hunt, says hospitals will be forced to be open and transparent about their mistakes"

Telegraph:

Monty Python to reunite for stage show

Independent:


Mail:
"Paul Flowers the ex Chairman of the Co-op bank has been accused of having romps with rent boys."

quote:

“Fantastic. I’ve finally collected enough dividend points to get some Chrystal meth and a rent boy.”

Express:

:parrot:

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006


I think romp is the best word only used by tabloid journalists.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Paul Flowers, David Cameron and the Bullingdon Club - The prime minister has described the disgraced ex-Methodist minister as the 'man who has broken a bank'"

Telegraph:

Labour's 'cover-up' over Co-op bank chief - Independent inquiry ordered into how Rev Paul Flowers was appointed chairman of a major British bank, amid allegations Labour Party covered up concerns about his conduct

Independent:

Army reserve row: Rebel MPs defeated over restructuring

Mail:
"The Monty Python team are getting together again."

quote:

“Ooh. Is this the Monty Python reunion or the ‘Two Eds and the clueless gay banker show?’

Express:

UKIP leader Nigel Farage to have back surgery

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Them gays.

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

I like how Farage is so hideous that even Thomas can't gently caress it up

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Yeah that's some terrifying poo poo right there. Even the racist pod people are afraid to approach their spiritual king

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Telegraph:

Nick Clegg dismisses Cameron 'green crap' report

Independent:

Ed Miliband accuses PM of 'smears' over Co-op's Flowers

Express:

Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

Guardian:

50th anniversary of the Kennedy assassination

The Dark Project
Jun 25, 2007

Give it to me straight...
Anyone able to tell me what that last Steve Bell cartoon is about?

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene




Has he ever even seen London?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
e: nm

Trickjaw posted:

Has he ever even seen London?
What the hell is going on with the sky? Maybe that's the view from the weird alien world he lives on, defending the last stretches of Real England from hordes of bald pod people and swarthy Slavs/Roma/Commies with wiper blades.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Nov 22, 2013

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

The Dark Project posted:

Anyone able to tell me what that last Steve Bell cartoon is about?

Assuming you are referring to the one posted last here: I haven't really been following the story closely but the former (?) chairman of the Co-operative company has been accused of buying coke and crystal meth, and the Tories are having a field day with this as the Co-op donates to Labour and espouses the autonomy of its workers. The pic shows Cameron, Osborne, Boris etc. in a parody of a photo that was taken while they were in the Bullingdon club (an exclusive club at Oxford where poshos smash up bars and pay for the damages afterwards, party a lot, burn £50 notes in front of tramps as initiation rites). They have bills up their conks because rich tossers are known for coke habits, and even if they never did coke (a hooker Osborne used to hang around with claims he did, at least) they were part of a club known for acts just as scandalous as what Flowers is accused of.

Tl;dr: Tories are hypocrites.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

baka kaba posted:

I've said it before, but Bell's problem is that he tends to go a bit too far and his characters come out pretty unrealistic. Things like his portrayal of IDS as a sadistic, blood-sucking vampire - far more human and likeable than the real thing. Is Steve a crypto-Tory??

That's his style, he loves Cartoons and being cartoons aren't always realistic in the real world but satiral cartoon caricatures of them. :)

Also here is this weeks IF:







Weldon Pemberton posted:

Assuming you are referring to the one posted last here: I haven't really been following the story closely but the former (?) chairman of the Co-operative company has been accused of buying coke and crystal meth, and the Tories are having a field day with this as the Co-op donates to Labour and espouses the autonomy of its workers. The pic shows Cameron, Osborne, Boris etc. in a parody of a photo that was taken while they were in the Bullingdon club (an exclusive club at Oxford where poshos smash up bars and pay for the damages afterwards, party a lot, burn £50 notes in front of tramps as initiation rites). They have bills up their conks because rich tossers are known for coke habits, and even if they never did coke (a hooker Osborne used to hang around with claims he did, at least) they were part of a club known for acts just as scandalous as what Flowers is accused of.

Tl;dr: Tories are hypocrites.


Cameron, Osborne and Boris also have admitted (or been called out by friends) in the past doing coke. Osborne did it in his kinky bondage days, Cameron and Boris did it during Bullingdon club days.

That's why Ed Balls brought it up in the Commons this week pretty much calling him out. :D

Fluo fucked around with this message at 15:12 on Nov 22, 2013

The Dark Project
Jun 25, 2007

Give it to me straight...
Sorry, I should have specified, I meant the JFK one.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

The Dark Project posted:

Sorry, I should have specified, I meant the JFK one.

It's referring to the ongoing Co-operative Bank debacle. Their chairman, Paul Flowers, is a former Labour councillor and Methodist clergyman. He's also incompetent at his job and has made flagrant use of both cocaine and rent boys. Because the Co-op has had close connections with the Labour party (and particularly the two Eds) the poo poo has indeed been going in two directions. Cameron here is obviously being a hypocritical poo poo himself (the Tories were also advised by the Co-op), which is why the conspiracy diagram is a child's drawing.

Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

The Dark Project posted:

Sorry, I should have specified, I meant the JFK one.

I probably should have put in my post but the reason people thought you meant the other one was because the one I posted was by Martin Rowson :)

The Dark Project
Jun 25, 2007

Give it to me straight...
Argh, my mistake. But thanks for clarifying. I am an Aussie so I don't know exactly what is going on in the UK. I am guessing it's just a way Cameron is trying to rubbish Labour at all possible costs to hold onto power?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Kegluneq posted:

It's referring to the ongoing Co-operative Bank debacle. Their chairman, Paul Flowers, is a former Labour councillor and Methodist clergyman. He's also incompetent at his job and has made flagrant use of both cocaine and rent boys. Because the Co-op has had close connections with the Labour party (and particularly the two Eds) the poo poo has indeed been going in two directions. Cameron here is obviously being a hypocritical poo poo himself (the Tories were also advised by the Co-op), which is why the conspiracy diagram is a child's drawing.
I read it as referring to both the incompetent Tory commentary and also the character assassination of Flowers in the right-wing press. Articles in papers like the Mail are almost exclusively referring to his personal activities (he did a drug! he watched a porn! he had icky gay sex in a bathroom 32 years ago!) and not to the actual issues, like his fiscal improprieties or him being bad at his job.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Fluo posted:

That's his style, he loves Cartoons and being cartoons aren't always realistic in the real world but satiral cartoon caricatures of them. :)

If only cartoons were real :(


The Dark Project posted:

Argh, my mistake. But thanks for clarifying. I am an Aussie so I don't know exactly what is going on in the UK. I am guessing it's just a way Cameron is trying to rubbish Labour at all possible costs to hold onto power?

There are serious problems around how he was in charge of the bank and what happened under his watch - the Co-Op recently had to be 'rescued' by private investors, it ain't a mutual no more. It's become a story partly because of the guy getting filmed buying drugs, and the whole wild hedonism with gayness angle the tabloids love to run with, so it would be getting spun by the government anyway. Put in his Labour connections and they're having a field day painting all kinds of lurid pictures, even though the only really relevant stuff (why was this guy allowed to be put in charge of a major bank) is poo poo the Tories support to an even greater degree, deregulation and all that.

Honestly I think there's another angle to this too - the Co-Op was always touted as an ethical bank, pledging to never invest in certain areas and to generally be the least-poo poo bank, as well as having a more leftist company structure. When it sold up and became a normal bank with shareholders and pure profit motive, they went on a big drive to convince people that the ethical ethos was still there, but a lot of customers were having none of it. With this whole Flowers incident though, what we've been seeing is the company reframing the entire issue, talking about past moral and ethical failings (i.e. this guy's personal life) and how the company is now going to rebuild that ethical reputation.

They're basically recasting the whole 'ethical bank' controversy as being about a completely different issue, and painting the new owners as the champions of the company's ethics instead of its betrayers. And the Tories love investors, privatising banks, the cleansing power of capitalism and the free market etc etc, so anything that can turn this narrative around is right up their street.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on politics and strained metaphors – The 50th anniversary of the BBC TV series Doctor Who and the deaths of Aldous Huxley and CS Lewis"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Ferdinand Hodler.

Stephen Collins:

Clapham Omnibus
Nov 11, 2006


LABOUR'S UNION LINKS EXPOSED

Shock! Horror!

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Scottish residents have been warned they may never see Doctor Who again if they vote for independence. From Greg Moodie at National Collective Featuring Ruth Davidson, Dalec Salmond and the cardboard cut-out of Alistair Carmichael:





















I don't know but there's something about these that make me giggle.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The hand in front of his face is the wrong way round.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
He's holding his left hand to the right side of his face. I do that all the time.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
But it looks like the thumb is on the outside.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
That's his pinkie. Jesus.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"A bucket of trouble for Ed Miliband - Chris Riddell on David Cameron's tactic of pouring the Co-op Bank crisis all over the Labour leader"

Sunday Telegraph:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the US-Iran nuclear deal - Historic agreement on Iran's nuclear programme was made possible by months of unprecedented secret meetings between US and Iranian officials"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Express:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
The Rowson cartoon is based on this famous caricature by James Gillray:

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010


his kid is literally wearing a Real Madrid shirt, is that ironic commentary from the Express?

nah hes an un ironic franco supporter

Sundayturks
May 31, 2011

You were expecting...Sandy Claws?

Fun Shoe

This is one of those cartoons that elicts an audible 'oh gently caress off' from me. It's so loving low-effort and trite.
e: I mean obviously not surprising given the source, but still.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the payday loan cap - George Osborne surprised even Liberal Democrat ministers with his announcement of a legal cap on the overall cost of payday loans"

Telegraph:

RBS asks Clifford Chance to probe small firm allegations

Independent:


Mail:
"The Royal bank of Scotland have been accused of bankrupting firms in order to seize their assets and then make a profit on the re-sale."

quote:

“Happy birthday, Darling. That small business on the High Street you’ve always wanted…..I’m seizing it’s assets.”

Express:

:boonie: Ashes 2013-14: England collapse to heavy defeat in first Test; Dame Edna Everage.

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Telegraph:

:scotland: Scottish independence: Referendum White Paper unveiled

Independent:


Mail:
"The Scottish government has set out it’s 600 pages of reasons for voting yes to Scottish independence."

quote:

“We canna make up oor minds, Minister. God promises heaven on earth… but so does Alex Salmond.”

Express:

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