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Mogambo
Jan 6, 2011

:hurr:
This has been a public service announcement to put me on ignore.

tehspiekguy posted:

I hear that there's always money in that business.

Hahahaha. I get the reference. It's always funny and cool that people say the funny words whenever a banana is mentioned.

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omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

Mogambo posted:

Hahahaha. I get the reference. It's always funny and cool that people say the funny words whenever a banana is mentioned.

It wasn't just a banana. It was a frozen chocolate covered banana. Literally the exact same thing as from the show. It was a good reference.

Do you want nuts with that?

Palpatine MD
Jan 31, 2012

Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

omnibobb posted:

It was a good reference.
It sure was!

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



I also watch TV shows!

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

Truly they have mastered the single entendre.

Mu Cow
Oct 26, 2003


Took me awhile to figure out what an nLoad was.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

I spent way too long thinking this was the cover image to some lovely Kindle erotica and wondering why it was in this thread.

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

Millions
Sep 13, 2007

Do you believe in heroes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTV1xtcUD0o

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

bawk
Mar 31, 2013


This is a loving paradox in picture form

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
It took me a bit to figure out. I kept thinking those were fingers but couldn't tell where they ended. It's her tits

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Photos that look like pizza but aren't.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

kimbo305 posted:

Photos that look like pizza but aren't.

There's a definite "Chow down honey!" vibe going on.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
That is Val Venus. That was his whole gimmick. Big ladies man. All his moves or taunts were huge euphemisms.

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

Johnny Aztec posted:

That is Val Venus. That was his whole gimmick. Big ladies man. All his moves or taunts were huge euphemisms.

Wait you mean his finisher "The Money Shot" was alluding to something sexual? My precious childhood.

marshmallard
Apr 15, 2005

This post is about me.
Did a proper double-take at this today.

uptown
May 16, 2009

God, Val Venis has a murderer face. Look at his crazy eyes and terrifying smile.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


It really looks like he's not wearing any pants and just has that tiny metal codpiece covering his junk. I know that's the joke but it took me a while to actually see the pants.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Wasn't Drop Toehold one of the Space Mutiny names?

axia
Nov 15, 2005

The future is now.

muscles like this? posted:

It really looks like he's not wearing any pants and just has that tiny metal codpiece covering his junk. I know that's the joke but it took me a while to actually see the pants.

Wait, what? There are pants?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Alright, I guess I'll point out that I learned from a midget that Val Venis is a hypersexualized wrassler and that innuendo was probably on purpose.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

axia posted:

Wait, what? There are pants?

If there weren't, I'd really expect more to be leaking out from behind the pizza slice.

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Double Muhammad posted:

Alright, I guess I'll point out that I learned from a midget that Val Venis is a hypersexualized wrassler and that innuendo was probably on purpose.

Is "Venis" pronounced with a long e or a short e?

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
This may come as a surprise, but it's pronounced in a way that rhymes with "penis."

Truly, WWF writers are masters of their craft.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVYfjKjICPc

Fight Club Sandwich
Apr 29, 2006

you want a piece of me???

The dude who writes wrestler's theme music is the mozart of our time

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Minarch posted:

This may come as a surprise

It did not

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Val Venis's gimmick was not "sexy ladies' man" but specifically "hey this guy used to be a porn star and now he's a wrestler", and they even hired Jenna Jameson to star in little skits with him when the character was introduced in the '90s. I mean, the guy who played him was not really a porn star, but the character was explicitly scripted as a former porn star.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

KnifeWrench posted:

I spent way too long thinking this was the cover image to some lovely Kindle erotica and wondering why it was in this thread.
I thought "oh man someone put Val Venis on the cover of their lovely Kindle erotica."

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Somebody start a "Photoshop professional wrestlers onto the cover of lovely Kindle erotica" thread.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!



Bedbug infestation.

Squarely Circle
Jul 28, 2010

things worsen and worsen

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


I've always wondered what my dick would look like with a finger nail.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Finally you could discreetly scratch your balls in public.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

I thought H.R. Geiger retired years ago.

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Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tacodaemon posted:

Val Venis's gimmick was not "sexy ladies' man" but specifically "hey this guy used to be a porn star and now he's a wrestler", and they even hired Jenna Jameson to star in little skits with him when the character was introduced in the '90s. I mean, the guy who played him was not really a porn star, but the character was explicitly scripted as a former porn star.

Some Japanese business men chopped off his penis too.

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