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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
How do you know we're not together. Two guys sitting, laughing, drinking Champagne Coolies.

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Get outta my house! :argh:

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS
That's a rat hat?

And a poorly made one, even by rat hat standards.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Supreme Allah posted:

How do you know we're not together. Two guys sitting, laughing, drinking Champagne Coolies.

Okay! I'll de-sour and sweeten!

edit: this page is for '04 postin' only

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpOEO2gUekE&t=116s

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
I want to show a foreign friend a good Kramer/George episode (because a mutual friend of ours has been compared to both, I showed her the clip of Kramer taking on the post office and she really liked it), any recommendations?

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

Pompous Rhombus posted:

I want to show a foreign friend a good Kramer/George episode (because a mutual friend of ours has been compared to both, I showed her the clip of Kramer taking on the post office and she really liked it), any recommendations?

Best George episode is still The Gum

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Gortex jacket in the liquor store
Kramer mugging George
the Busboy
The Airport
the defective condom

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The Dealership is a pretty good George episode. The whole Twix subplot and the candy lineup is one of the best examples in the series of the absurd lengths George will go to.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
I'm partial to The Susie

George: If she can't find me, she can't break up with me. And, if we're still goin' out, she has to go to the ball.

Kramer then takes the place of George's GF.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
The Busboy has some prime George-Kramer interaction at the busboy's apartment.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

david puddy posted:

Best George episode is still The Gum

I got it from the institute! The institute!

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
The whole incident turned out to be a God-blessing!

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

WarEternal posted:

That's true. You can't return an item based purely on spite.

I'm beginning to wonder if you understand... anything.

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009

by T. Finninho

Red posted:

I'm beginning to wonder if you understand... anything.
I don't know what to think! You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes! I don't know what the hell is going on!

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Awesome guys, thanks!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
http://vimeo.com/80158395

I would describe it as "restrained jubilation."

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
I had to eat at Reggie's, Jerry! Reggie's!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
I'd rather lick the food off the floor! :colbert:

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Gortex jacket in the liquor store
Kramer mugging George
the Busboy
The Airport
the defective condom

The Opposite is the quintessential George episode.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

potee posted:

http://vimeo.com/80158395

I would describe it as "restrained jubilation."

... Garge?

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
Glamour?

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Woof woof, not bang bang.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
You don't even have a fridge, do you?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I'M TRAPPED IN MY OWN WEB OF LIES

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Happy Thanksgiving, buddy!

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
It's a full bird, stuffed with ham, topped with Gorgonzola.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
So when I saw George on the street with an 18 pound turkey and a giant box of wine, I thought: What a coincidence. We're just about to eat.

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

potee posted:

So when I saw George on the street with an 18 pound turkey and a giant box of wine, I thought: What a coincidence. We're just about to eat.

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
The masseuse, the toy woman, Jerry needs to learn some self control.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
Well, you'll never guess what happened to me today. I was driving home on the palisades parkway when I looked in the rear view mirror and what did I see? The fuzz. And it's funny because my new radar detector was on. I didn't hear a thing. Isn't that strange? Because a radar detector, as I understand it, DETECTS RADAR! WITH A SERIES OF BEEPS AND FLASHING LIGHTS.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...

The bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk...

The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen...

The bad tipper!

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS

Coffee And Pie posted:

You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...

The bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk...

The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen...

The bad tipper!

You know, if it was a regular salad I wouldn't have said anything. But you had to have the BIG SALAD.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
You carry doughnuts in your purse! You're not averse to pastry!

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe
Poppy's pretty sloppy.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Oh, commander, isn't the wedding marvelous? More cake? Oh, I shouldn't. I mustn't!


*insert gif of Elaine dancing in Peterman's office, which I can't believe doesn't exist*

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Coffee And Pie posted:

You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...

The bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk...

The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen...

The bad tipper!

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Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
I'm caught in my own web of lies!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

:haw: You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston. Not as long as you bastards are running things.

:clint: Hey, uh, speak up, George, I can't hear ya!

:argh: You tell that SON OF A BITCH no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston! Not as long as you BASTARDS are running things!

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MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
I'm actually curious what the total percentage of the show, all told, we've quoted in this thread.

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