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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Sounds like someone's never heard of Coronation Street. Richard was always my favourite. It's too bad he died.
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jsoh posted:I feel like you all need a primer on how to poo poo properly if you take more than a couple minutes. you had me at rectal prolapse. 
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Tables you unbelievable poo poo! And now I have to explain to my bro and friends that watch South Park what Wild Cards are and have them look at me blankly. (Also never watched a full Coronation in my life, praise the Queen.)
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:GRRM uses a modern computer, is really thin, doesn't have a creepy little girl laugh, and, even though they did get GRRM being a pedo and exposing himself to children right, his dick wasn't filled with turds. No but they did spoil Joffrey getting poisoned so I have to give them a little credit. Otherwise yeah it was kind of dumb "there's lots of dongs* in Game of Thrones and Dany doesn't actually do anything**" stuff. * like 2? ** if they only knew.
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I remember a long time ago, back in high school, I wrote a grrm-fic that involved him enslaving children and throwing himself into a tub of lemoncake crumbs. I showed it to my friend Luke, who shook his head. Lo-and-behold, a time later, he told me that he was browsing a pokemon forum and clicked on a link in someone's signature that lead to my story. I always wondered, was that you IRQ?
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I keep my DS in the bathroom so I can pretend to be an ace attorney while I defecate. 
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:I remember a long time ago, back in high school, I wrote a grrm-fic that involved him enslaving children and throwing himself into a tub of lemoncake crumbs. I showed it to my friend Luke, who shook his head. Lo-and-behold, a time later, he told me that he was browsing a pokemon forum and clicked on a link in someone's signature that lead to my story. The truth always finds a way 
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I came back to read this thread again after six months away. I think the thing that surprised me most was that new people keep wandering in here.
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WTF is up with this new thread title? Change it back to ADWD.
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Creepy or not? 
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Cornwind Evil posted:I came back to read this thread again after six months away. We get attracted by the hype for the new book. Must be due out any time now, right?
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Aston posted:We get attracted by the hype for the new book. Must be due out any time now, right?
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Cardiac posted:Creepy or not? One's mind is rapidly declining yet continually writes really awesome stuff. The other is a gurm.
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Terry Pratchett is so much better of an author that around 37 years ago he literally ejaculated and ended up creating a better author than GRRM.
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Guy knows how to properly rock a beard as well. Not a sparse mass of pubic hair.
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The first amazon review posted:I received this as a gift from a well intentioned relative, who I think once heard me talking about the ASoIaF books. I therefore feel guilty for having indirectly contributed to the quagmire of largesse and creative bankruptcy GRRM is currently floundering in.
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Change title to Wit & Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister please.
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I had a poutine for lunch smothered in jalapenos and Frank's Red Hot. Later this evening, I too will be singing the Song of rear end and Fire 
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Cardiac posted:Creepy or not? There is literally no comparison between Terry Pratchett and GURRM aside from the regular human stuff like "they both have limbs"
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This retarded new TT is going to make me feel dirty every time I post in this thread. I mean, even more so than usual.
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Fog Tripper posted:Guy knows how to properly rock a beard as well. Not a sparse mass of pubic hair. GRRM really has the worst beard, either he just thinks that as GRRM he ought to sport a beard or he's hiding something far worse beneath. Which is it I wonder.
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Shoehead posted:There is literally no comparison between Terry Pratchett and GURRM aside from the regular human stuff like "they both have limbs" They both wrote books!
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Elyv posted:They both wrote books! As in one has written 40 books in 30 years despite a debilitating disease, whereas the other has struggled to get out 2 books in 10 years without a debilitating disease. Is shitdick debilitating or inspirating? The ending of ADWD leaves me wondering.
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ADWD ends on Varys killing Pycelle and Kevan Lannister, which was pretty cool.
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whowhatwhere posted:Eh, I kinda thought him having all his little birds stab Kevan to death was a bit silly. It's symbolic imagery of a flock of birds pecking him to death.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I had a poutine for lunch smothered in jalapenos and Frank's Red Hot. Later this evening, I too will be singing the Song of rear end and Fire I'm so glad our Canadian brothers have franks red hot, its pretty baller for pizza too, tapatio first, cholula second for eggs tho
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Cardiac posted:Creepy or not? Has Pratchett's Alzheimer's killed him yet? It should have been you, GRRM. It should have been you.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I had a poutine for lunch smothered in jalapenos and Frank's Red Hot. Later this evening, I too will be singing the Song of rear end and Fire I guess that's what passes for spicy up there? Shameful.
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IRQ posted:I guess that's what passes for spicy up there? Shameful. Nah, but I don't eat tons of spicy food, it's just a guilty pleasure once in a while which my rear end in a top hat doesn't endure often enough to build a tolerance. (This poutine also had macaroni and cheese on it, yum.)
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:(This poutine also had macaroni and cheese on it, yum.) OUT
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Hey, the same shop offers a poutine with peas, diced chicken, tandoori mayonnaisse, and I want to say corn, but I'm not sure. Been a while. Also one with pulled pork, bacon, and sausage. And two with nacho chips on top. It's loving awesome. 
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Finally saw rear end and Fire, and it was wonderful. Somehow I wasn't expecting a three-parter, but of course that's  Odds on Kenny/Dany making GBS threads next episode?
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Cardiac posted:As in one has written 40 books in 30 years despite a debilitating disease, whereas the other has struggled to get out 2 books in 10 years without a debilitating disease. Is shitdick debilitating or inspirating? The ending of ADWD leaves me wondering. Yea, I would never claim that they're authors of the same caliber.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Nah, but I don't eat tons of spicy food, it's just a guilty pleasure once in a while which my rear end in a top hat doesn't endure often enough to build a tolerance. (This poutine also had macaroni and cheese on it, yum.) Ok, I'm on board with poutine, but mac and cheese (sorry, I believe your folk call it Kraft Dinner) on it? What the hell?
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That sound gently caress nasty, the hell is that poo poo ?? My t-giving was hella rad, That neep casserole poo poo, that pedo on parole poo poo, dat payin jersey tolls poo poo, uh huh honey,
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IRQ posted:Ok, I'm on board with poutine, but mac and cheese (sorry, I believe your folk call it Kraft Dinner) on it? What the hell? Only terrible people refer to mac and cheese reflexively as KD. They are the worst kind of wrong, because Kraft Dinner is barely edible tripe. This is real mac and cheese, with creamy homemade sauce. They also put chili on top if you want. It contains beans. 
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George R. R. Martin's creamy homemade sauce
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