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BonesJackson
Aug 12, 2005
*grumble grumble*

CPColin posted:

Is Alex Trebek a goon? :tinfoil:

(Correct answer: "What is 'butt sex'?")



I can't tell you how many times I've used "It's actually pronounced 'butt sex'" in casual conversation these last few months.

Kind of like the LEGO versus legos issue, these people need to get over the fact that society at large disagrees with their preferred pronunciation and just be happy people like their stuff. You can't dictate language.



:can:

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Uba Stij posted:

What in the gently caress is with Japan that makes them come up with this stuff.

Someone dropped an a-bomb on 'em.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Someone dropped an a-bomb on 'em.

Well, sure, that's your solution to everything.

Wa11y
Jul 23, 2002

Did I say "cookies?" I meant, "Fire in your face!"

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Someone dropped an a-bomb on 'em.

:nws: Japan's been into weird stuff since long before the nuke. :nws:

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer

Golden-i
Sep 18, 2006

One big, stumpy family

Robert Denby posted:

Refurb the cat



veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Captain Bravo posted:

There's more pawns in the Mega Chessatron than he started with. Clearly an illegal maneuver.

There are 2 rooks and a knight involved.

Space Cob
Jan 24, 2006

a pilot on fire is not fit to fly

Sly Cooper 5 is looking fun.



(Mother 3)

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

veedubfreak posted:

There are 2 rooks and a knight involved.



You can clearly see here, highlighted in red, that there are at least ten pawns involved in the construction. As well, even if two rooks are used, the presence of a third rook on the board (circled in blue) invalidates the strategy.

:smuggo: :spergin: (Why do we have no Smug/sperg emote?)

BlueGrot
Jun 26, 2010

Because the sperg emote is smug.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.
Not smug enough.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?


What is this animal?

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

Olewithmilk posted:

What is this animal?

It's a little weasel.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

omnibobb posted:

It's a little weasel.

Actually it's a robot toy. :ssh:
yes i know you were joking but i never found that joke very funny anyway because i hate fun (and because it's been run into the ground) :spergin:


The bird is - I think - a cassowary, and while they look silly they're also capable of killing people.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Emu.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Chocobo.

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

omnibobb posted:

It's a little weasel.


President Ark posted:

Actually it's a robot toy. :ssh:
yes i know you were joking but i never found that joke very funny anyway because i hate fun (and because it's been run into the ground) :spergin:


The bird is - I think - a cassowary, and while they look silly they're also capable of killing people.




It is not any of these things.

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

Olewithmilk posted:

It is not any of these things.

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's a chocobo.

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Olewithmilk posted:

It is not any of these things.

prove it

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
The owners of the birds are under the impression that they are Emus,
but on the other hand they could be brush-tailed possums.

(although there is an ostrich in the beginning of the linked video, the birds in the gifs are emus)

joat mon has a new favorite as of 23:07 on Dec 4, 2013

Aphelion Necrology
Jul 17, 2005

Take care of the dead and the dead will take care of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHpYBwzlfTc

They're emu and ostriches.

Edit: drat you.

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic

joat mon posted:

but on the other hand they could be brush-tailed possums.

Sooo. What you are saying, is that they could be Chokobo's?

Gin Soaked Ape
May 4, 2004

You can tell by the way the head whips around that it isnt even a real bird, it is just some joker wearing a bird suit with a fake head on springs

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic

Edit: Doo Do do dot dot doo dod doo:
http://min.us/i/ctzgWlT3gZCf

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

joat mon posted:

The owners of the birds are under the impression that they are Emus,
but on the other hand they could be brush-tailed possums.

(although there is an ostrich in the beginning of the linked video, the birds in the gifs are emus)

They are too fluffy to be emus!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Drunk? Did he fall into the Sarlaac pit at the end?

Kwanzaa Quickie
Nov 4, 2009

SheepNameKiller posted:

Clomid would definitely make the guy cry at the drop of a hat but it wouldn't give him massive tears when he did.

He probably just picked up Polyphemus.

DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Please tell me this is not staged because hoooollyyy poo poo.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Hood Ornament posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHpYBwzlfTc

They're emu and ostriches.

Edit: drat you.
Always liked emus and ostriches, closest things to dinosaurs we have. (I mean all birds are dinosaurs, but you get the idea)

Dad Jokes
May 25, 2011

Space Cob posted:

Sly Cooper 5 is looking fun.



(Mother 3)

This really needs the music to go along with it for full effect.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

And I always thought that song came from Colin's Bear Animation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Peanut President posted:

And I always thought that song came from Colin's Bear Animation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc

Holy poo poo, I knew I recognized the music. I watched the video on YouTube, came back to this thread, and Colin's Bear! Thanks, that would have driven me nuts for a while.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

achillesforever6 posted:

Always liked emus and ostriches, closest things to dinosaurs we have. (I mean all birds are dinosaurs, but you get the idea)

I think the cassowary would like to have a word with you.



Speaking of birds.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Vaginaface
Aug 26, 2013

HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!

I'm mesmerized and terrified at the same time

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Cat, being a cat.

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