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Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG
>fake a seizure, sending piss and poo poo in every direction

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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

FartRomancer.EXE posted:

>jump up and shout "just kidding"

but kick your wife in the face while you do this

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
>smear poop on the EMTs

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Tha Chodesweller posted:

>fake a seizure, sending piss and poo poo in every direction

Barfoid 3
Jun 1, 2013

by Lowtax
BOB Eats a piece of poo poo.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Tha Chodesweller posted:

>fake a seizure, sending piss and poo poo in every direction

Barfoid 3
Jun 1, 2013

by Lowtax
he eats an xbox one I mean (same diff really LOL)

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
> beckon son to come closer and tell him "the fetus and Atlas Shrugged are in the woodshed out back, you know what to do, son."

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
actually I'm revising my entry

>throw poop at EMTs while howling like a monkey

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Tha Chodesweller posted:

>fake a seizure, sending piss and poo poo in every direction

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

vomit on your wife and child while speaking in tongues

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
>punch paramedic but make it look like another seizure

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG

NecroMonster posted:

vomit on your wife and child while speaking in tongues

This, but then sprint away

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


>Furiously masturbate, eyes closed, screaming in whatever Latin you can muster up

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

NecroMonster posted:

vomit on your wife and child while speaking in tongues

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>piss hard enough to pierce pants

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
> rotate head 180 degrees

SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND
Jan 21, 2008

NecroMonster posted:

vomit on your wife and child while speaking in tongues

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Atma fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Dec 5, 2013

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>have a real heart attack this time

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

continue to speak in tongues and then try and bite one of the dudes holding you with your vomit soaked teeth

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Putty posted:

>have a real heart attack this time

Pretty sure we've earned it with all the stress we've put on our body.

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
god i'm dying holy poo poo

atma sincerely thank u for coming back and gracing us with your presence

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
>bite your own tongue and drown in your blood

FreddyJackieTurner
May 15, 2008

>Take down a paramedic and try to have sex with him/her.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
>fill your wife with cake and watch her explode.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
> ask everyone how their day was

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Globo-Corp posted:

> ask everyone how their day was

this act like nothing happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> pick up medkit

Tane
Feb 27, 2005

> rape. rapingly

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


>ask everyone how their day was and act like nothing happened

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Putty posted:

>tell your wife you just had a revelation and now want to be identified as King Babyfur the Trans

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.

Tane posted:

> rape. rapingly

Rape paramedic.

Lemonpieman
Jan 18, 2010
Roll your eyes back into your head and try to spider crawl up the stairs in that upside down exorcist pose

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
>recite the entire script of Space Jam to your wife, kid, and the paramedics in a soulless monotone.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Carver Crisis posted:

>recite the entire script of Space Jam to your wife, kid, and the paramedics in a soulless monotone.

>watch space jam

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Justin Tyme posted:

>ask everyone how their day was and act like nothing happened

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Respond
"Who are these people? I've never seen them before in my life!" in an angry voice.

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