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kiss emt and grind poo poo covered crotch on them. Try to piss on them too.
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ask your son if hes gay
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Dec 5, 2013 05:57
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Dec 5, 2013 05:57
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Bite the paramedics to free yourself
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>"Let me just get my jacket". Get a gun and brandish it in front of everyone while yelling a word salad of paranoid ideations.
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JohnsonsJohnson posted:>"Let me just get my jacket". Get a gun and brandish it in front of everyone while yelling a word salad of paranoid ideations. You want us to pretend we're Alex Jones?
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Dec 5, 2013 05:58
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Move to Alabama and start a hotdog stand.
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CharlestonJew posted:Move to Alabama and start a hotdog stand. patience... patience... Long term goals.
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invite everyone home to watch restaurant stakeout the killer new show on food network you heard about from a co worker
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Nnep posted:invite everyone home to watch restaurant stakeout the killer new show on food network you heard about from a co worker Is that the one with the guy with the Joisey accent who spies on his employees 24/7? I watch that sometimes.
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> turn calmly to wife and accuse paramedics of poisoning you
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Dec 5, 2013 06:19
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> say "you're adopted, son" in scooby doo voice
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Dec 5, 2013 06:22
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>rip a huge wet fart as you walk out the door
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Dec 5, 2013 06:23
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Pretend to think its your 21st birthday.
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Dec 5, 2013 06:24
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> attack and destroy paramedics for trying to take you away from your fam
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Dec 5, 2013 06:25
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Wildlife Analysis posted:>rip a huge wet fart as you walk out the door
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Dec 5, 2013 06:26
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Wildlife Analysis posted:>rip a huge wet fart as you walk out the door
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Kid Gloves posted:> say "you're adopted, son" in scooby doo voice
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Globo-Corp posted:> attack and destroy paramedics for trying to take you away from your fam
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as soon as you're out the door, yell "OKAY DRILL OVER FOLKS, THATS A WRAP." and steal the paramedic while they are confused
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Dec 5, 2013 06:30
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Wildlife Analysis posted:>rip a huge wet fart as you walk out the door
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Dec 5, 2013 06:39
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>begin to dance as you've never danced before in your loving life
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Wildlife Analysis posted:>rip a huge wet fart as you walk out the door
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Dec 5, 2013 06:55
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wrap yourself in the curtains and haunt them for not saving you
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Dec 5, 2013 06:58
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but the green iv stand thing up your butt, then lay in the bed like nothing weird is going on at all
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>ask for some oxycontin
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>Strip naked, grab IV stand and sodomize yourself with it on the bed while waiting for the doctor. EDIT: Atma I'm laughing so hard my lungs hurt.
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Dec 5, 2013 07:03
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> hump lady paramedic's leg furiously
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Dec 5, 2013 07:05
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> poo poo the hospital bed then masturbate furiously.
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Dec 5, 2013 07:07
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bobthedinosaur posted:> poo poo the hospital bed then masturbate furiously. Masturbate in the poo poo while striking a sexy pose.
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Dec 5, 2013 07:09
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NecroMonster posted:but the green iv stand thing up your butt, then lay in the bed like nothing weird is going on at all
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Dec 5, 2013 07:11
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beat wife
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Dec 5, 2013 07:12
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>cut your dick off
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> leap out of the window, you are loving protected by Satan
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