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Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
scifi thread yes hello


there was some story or short story, i dont remember, about aliens trying to invade earth, but they have pretty primitive technology, like they use normal radio to communicate and use guns with bullets and i think basic 50s era nuclear power (i think they had some kind of much better propulsion)? and i think it was set in maybe the 70s or 80s so earth was just head of the curve on some of that stuff, so when the aliens tried poo poo earth was pretty well matched.

or was this yet a fevered dream

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Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
straight up chinese invasion fearmongering

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

scifi thread yes hello


there was some story or short story, i dont remember, about aliens trying to invade earth, but they have pretty primitive technology, like they use normal radio to communicate and use guns with bullets and i think basic 50s era nuclear power (i think they had some kind of much better propulsion)? and i think it was set in maybe the 70s or 80s so earth was just head of the curve on some of that stuff, so when the aliens tried poo poo earth was pretty well matched.

or was this yet a fevered dream

was it Footfall?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

niven and pournelle, hoooooly poo poo that must be awkward to read

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Cocoa Crispies posted:

niven and pournelle, hoooooly poo poo that must be awkward to read
its basically tom clancy fights space elephants

theres a scene where the president convenes a top-secret meeting of americas leading science fiction authors to advise him on the alien invasion

yeah

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Cocoa Crispies posted:

niven and pournelle, hoooooly poo poo that must be awkward to read

meh. it reads a lot like Lucifer's Hammer did (also a niven/pournelle joint). they're both pretty awkward on their own but they seem to work better together

if there were any women in it i sure as hell don't remember

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

FMguru posted:

its basically tom clancy fights space elephants

theres a scene where the president convenes a top-secret meeting of americas leading science fiction authors to advise him on the alien invasion

yeah

president whitmore would have hated the idea they came up with (launching a space battleship with mini nukes for propulsion)

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i looked up larry niven to remind myself of why larry niven is terrible, and wikipedia provided

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

no but that looks hilarious

the thing im thinking of has aliens with 1950s level tech

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

FMguru posted:

its basically tom clancy fights space elephants

theres a scene where the president convenes a top-secret meeting of americas leading science fiction authors to advise him on the alien invasion

yeah

oh yeah. i forgot about that part.

they did that poo poo in Fallen Angels too. scifi con to the rescue of hunted astronauts. ffs

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

infernal machines posted:

oh yeah. i forgot about that part.

they did that poo poo in Fallen Angels too. scifi con to the rescue of hunted astronauts. ffs
in its defense, fallen angels was literally written as a charity fundraiser where con-goers would donate money in exchange for appearing in the book. its just a silly little one-off to raise money for a worthy cause.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

FMguru posted:

in its defense, fallen angels was literally written as a charity fundraiser where con-goers would donate money in exchange for appearing in the book. its just a silly little one-off to raise money for a worthy cause.

i did not know that. that make a lot more sense now.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Trig Discipline posted:

wanna see that again, primarily because i didn't fully get it the first time and because upstream color was SO loving GOOD

it gets better every time you see it the only parts that are still confusing are with mr granger

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

also holy poo poo i knew it had a 7k budget but half of the film they shot was used in the movie

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

theflyingexecutive posted:

also holy poo poo i knew it had a 7k budget

that wouldnt even cover the cost of the camera hell it wouldnt cover the cost of food so unless they happen to have all the equipment lying around already ???


ok yeh imdb says that too but still

Adult Sword Owner fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Dec 5, 2013

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
yeh i found an interview, besides the camera he had the poo poo already and made his friends and family drive around and do poo poo on their own dime

its astonishing a good movie came out of these because thats some mst3k level film production

MANIFEST DESTINY
Apr 24, 2009

Yeah the 7k figure is entirely misleading and doesn't account for, well basically anything. Its impressive though that he guilted friends and family into making an whole feature and it turned out as well as it did. He did a pretty good job of building around all his limitations. Its almost more Dogme 95 than Dogme 95, and says gently caress you to their anti genre-film rules (good).

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

MANIFEST DESTINY posted:

Its almost more Dogme 95 than Dogme 95, and says gently caress you to their anti genre-film rules (good).
the Doge95 manifesto

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.
i have primer on my netflix list right now since i missed it when it first came out but i've been all flowers for algernon lately

watched the first men in black again last night instead. painfully 90's, still pretty funny, rick baker rules all practical effects forever

Heresiarch fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Dec 6, 2013

raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

Cocoa Crispies posted:

niven and pournelle, hoooooly poo poo that must be awkward to read

pre:
        _.-"\                                                       
    _.-"     \   WON'T SOMEONE BE THE POURNELLE TO MY NIVEN ??!?!?  
 ,-"          \                                                     
( \            \   THAT IS TO SAY WON'T SOMEONE BE THE LESS TALENTED
 \ \            \   ONE WHOSE SOLO WORK SUCKS BUT WHOSE SOCIOLOGY   
  \ \            \   ALTHOUGH NUTTY KEEPS MY PIE-EYED SOCIALIST     
   \ \         _.-;   HORSESHIT UNDER CONTROL ????????????????????? 
    \ \    _.-"   :                                                 
     \ \,-"    _.-"                                                 
      \(   _.-"                                                     
       `—"  shimrod    

raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”
mote in god's eye is the best pournelle/niven book

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

FMguru posted:

tom clancy fights space elephants

you say that like that's supposed to be a reason to not read it

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.
reply is not edit

Christ I haven't done that in years

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

haveblue posted:

you say that like that's supposed to be a reason to not read it
its actually not bad, for a 1980s genre time-filler

MANIFEST DESTINY
Apr 24, 2009

There definitely is a short story with a similar premise, I know what DiD is talking about but I can't recall the name. The idea was that an alien invasion fleet shows up in basically wooden ships with all sorts of old crappy tech, basically age of exploration stuff except for the fact that they have some kind of field bubble generator that lets them travel between stars/in a vacuum that is supposedly very very basic and they're shocked that we haven't discovered it despite having otherwise far more advanced technology.

here it is thanks google

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Road_Not_Taken_%28short_story%29

MANIFEST DESTINY fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Dec 6, 2013

raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

MANIFEST DESTINY posted:

There definitely is a short story with a similar premise, I know what DiD is talking about but I can't recall the name. The idea was that an alien invasion fleet shows up in basically wooden ships with all sorts of old crappy tech, basically age of exploration stuff except for the fact that they have some kind of field bubble generator that lets them travel between stars/in a vacuum that is supposedly very very basic and they're shocked that we haven't discovered it despite having otherwise far more advanced technology.

here it is thanks google

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Road_Not_Taken_%28short_story%29

that sounds pretty turtledove-ish, gonna read the heck out of it

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
here's a pastebin of the road not taken http://pastebin.com/aJQfubrK

it's short; read it

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

ol qwerty bastard posted:

here's a pastebin of the road not taken http://pastebin.com/aJQfubrK

it's short; read it
a fun click, thanks

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

oh wow i've been trying to remember what that story was for ages, found footfall a while ago but yeah that sure as poo poo wasn't it

thx for posting, fun story, cant wait for jj abrams to make a movie based on it

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

no but that looks hilarious

the thing im thinking of has aliens with 1950s level tech

It's not Harry Turtledove's Worldwar series was it?

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

ol qwerty bastard posted:

here's a pastebin of the road not taken http://pastebin.com/aJQfubrK

it's short; read it

i liked this, fun story

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

that wouldnt even cover the cost of the camera hell it wouldnt cover the cost of food so unless they happen to have all the equipment lying around already ???


ok yeh imdb says that too but still

it was 16mm, so not much even if they already had it

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

it makes me resentful of sci fi that thinks it needs hundreds of millions of dollars to tell a good story, but lol if thats what most of them are trying to do

also they consulted carruth for looper but they ignored him and had bruce willis tell the audience to not worry about it

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

theflyingexecutive posted:

also they consulted carruth for looper but they ignored him and had bruce willis tell the audience to not worry about it

i liked primer but that was probably a good choice for looper

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.
niven is a pretty crap author but he did an essay-like thing called "theory and practice of time travel" which had a fun bit of pseudo-logic in it using sf time travel ideas

if time travel is possible, there's a single timeline, and it's possible to change history, then there will be endless and constant changes to timelines as people use the technology and mess with history

eventually, a timeline will occur in which nobody ever invents time travel in the first place. this timeline will then never change, and is probably the one we're living in

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
if history were constantly being changed how would anyone know? for all you know you remembered a different history of the world five seconds ago and will remember a different one five seconds from now

(maybe he addresses this, never read it)

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
wouldn't there never be any changes to the timeline ever because of closed causality loops?

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
"changes" aren't really changes because if someone in the future makes the "change" it would have already happened, and in fact would always have happened

all attempts at changing the past fail, we know this because the events we want to change happened.

I know this is only one time travel model, and that the one in primer works on a different, multiple convergent timeline model, but the single time line is more appealing to me for some reason.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Reminder that Niven also wrote: http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

raruler posted:

mote in god's eye is the best pournelle/niven book

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