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Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
we have to find beelz

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Kid Gloves posted:

we have to find beelz

Beelz is our son. This is some sick illusion being played by us by an enemy. Perhaps Buddah.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
Declare self to be satan and grab IV rack, proceeding to point at the doctors and making laser noises with your mouth. When that fails, frown, and stab one of them through the chest with it.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Globo-Corp posted:

we need to get back to the house and initiate adventures w/ the fam

> LEAVE HOSPITAL

i tried Enlarge Bob and someone else tried Enlarge Satan, nothin happened

the dream is over

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Globo-Corp posted:

i tried Enlarge Bob and someone else tried Enlarge Satan, nothin happened

the dream is over

We didn't have a staff of power then! The IV rack is clearly it. Plus we're pretty big already we may already be enlarged.

Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING
>Attack nurses with pillow, while screaming incoherently

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax

grab penis

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
> LEAVE HOSPITAL and ATTACK anyone who tries to stop you

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
> jizz in becky's face

Aves Maria! fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Dec 6, 2013

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
>Get yourself almost to orgasm grab IV stand impale nurse Becky.
When steve comes back finish orgasm, jizz in his eyes and then impale him with the IV.

Cast enlarge satan. Disguise self as Steve, leave room, steal Ambulance, race home, get Beelz.

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> "no family, but i'm looking for my rabbit Beelz"

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
wait for steve to come back, grab the sedatives out of hand and give them to the two doctors

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Jump on the table, pounding your chest like a gorilla while screaming "THIS IS MY HOUSE BITCH, YOU PUT UP OR SHUT UP"

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Dramatically say "I have no family" then attempt to stalk out the door in outrage. If they try to grab you start screaming in a high pitched shriek then run your rear end out the hospital door and into the next adventure.

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG
>grab Becky's penis

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Tha Chodesweller posted:

>grab Becky's penis

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Tha Chodesweller posted:

>grab Becky's penis

Kinky,

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Tha Chodesweller posted:

>grab Becky's penis

Like thus.

Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING
>eat Becky's hair

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

>Loudly announce, "You are my family Becky, and now it's time to go home!". Snap Becky's neck like a Slim Jim and leave the hospital.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>try to escape into the three dimensional world

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Globo-Corp posted:

> LEAVE HOSPITAL and ATTACK anyone who tries to stop you

seriously we dont wanna be sedated

Long Francesco
Jun 3, 2005
run left

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




Putty posted:

>try to escape into the three dimensional world

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Grab IV stand cast enlarge satan.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
NO! NONONONONONONO!! NOT THIS TIME! NOT THIS loving TIME!

Putty posted:

>try to escape into the three dimensional world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

>run away while shouting, "I have AIDS and if you follow me I'll tongue kiss you!". Steve and large men will be afraid to chase you because it's the 1980s and they don't know any better.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
> fight off the large men with the IV stand

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Wildlife Analysis posted:

> fight off the large men with the IV stand

This, but after you cast enlarge satan.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.

Wildlife Analysis posted:

> fight off the large men with the IV stand

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


owl milk
Jun 28, 2011
save in slot 1

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>consult morphogenetic field

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
have sex

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
>fuckin LEAVE HOSPITAL

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
>Speak very quietly to the point where steve can't hear what you're saying.
When he comes i close trying to make out what you're saying bite his jugular open and escape the hospital.

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SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




Al Borland posted:

>Speak very quietly to the point where steve can't hear what you're saying.
When he comes i close trying to make out what you're saying bite his jugular open and escape the hospital.

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