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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Al Borland posted:

>Speak very quietly to the point where steve can't hear what you're saying.
When he comes i close trying to make out what you're saying bite his jugular open and escape the hospital.

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Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
Tell them your medications got mixed up and you are very sorry and when they release you poo poo all over the receptionist

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
watch tv with wife

thenotoriouspie
Feb 28, 2010
SUPREME
GOON HERO
-2011-

(hell yes)
:hist101:
Rape your wife and make your child watch

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
See what's on TV

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Poland Spring posted:

watch tv with wife

let's be nice bob this time around

thenotoriouspie
Feb 28, 2010
SUPREME
GOON HERO
-2011-

(hell yes)
:hist101:
Make your kid have sex with your wife and masturbate and cum all over them

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes
grow some hair, baldy

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Kiss wife, sit down and watch tv with her.

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
pull out a 6-foot bong and rip the gently caress out of it

owl milk
Jun 28, 2011
>look wife

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

red plastic cup
Apr 25, 2012

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL cup and you may find A Friend And Boy...
call your wife a "foxy mamacita" and put the moves on her

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008
>get ye flask

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> Bitch it was fine. Im gay as hell. GBS 2.1 ho.

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes
wonder where your hair went

owl milk
Jun 28, 2011
>change channel to pro wrestling, reply "it was ok, how was your day on Dwayne's bed?"

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
admit you hosed her mother/sister

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Move closer to wife, hold her hand, and say, "Nothing memorable". Then ask her about her day and whats for dinner.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
>ejaculate immediately

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> murder byron

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
> Call Byron in and order him to go visit a friend NOW. Also call him "squirt" when you do it.

owl milk
Jun 28, 2011
>check the time

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
call babysitter

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Tane posted:

>log into forums as moderator and ignore your family all night

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

>get pissed off and shout "Who's Byron?? Are you hiding men in this house!?"

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>tell wife that sitting on the couch would be a better idea than just standing in front of it

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
go upstairs

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
we need to break out of thid lovely suburban existance

> gently caress the wife hard, then visit a tattoo parlor

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008
get a new tv ya fuckin jabronie

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I wonder what kind of plant bob works at. I get the feeling its nuclear. Maybe we can cause a chernobyl.

red plastic cup
Apr 25, 2012

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL cup and you may find A Friend And Boy...
wonder why in the hell you named your kid 'byron'

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Change channel to PPV pornography.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

red plastic cup posted:

wonder why in the hell you named your kid 'byron'

Starts with a B still convinced this is Satan and Beelz trapped in some illusion / hypnotic trickery by someone.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008
kill byron

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Tell wife you want her to call you "Satan" .

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
"Honey, I have lung cancer"

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