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>call a babysitter for Byron, tell wife to come upstairs and change into fancy clothes cuz you're going out on a spontaneous romantic date
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Haam posted:>call a babysitter for Byron, tell wife to come upstairs and change into fancy clothes cuz you're going out on a spontaneous romantic date Screw it I don't want Byron to get killed and no ones doing mine.
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>go upstairs and cry
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tell wife you forgot something at the plant and then go get in your car and head back to the plant
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> go to tattoo parlor
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> show byron your cumstain
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Haam posted:>call a babysitter for Byron, tell wife to come upstairs and change into fancy clothes cuz you're going out on a spontaneous romantic date
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Dec 6, 2013 07:18
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Apologize profusely, and confess that you are not only a bad lover but are a bad husband as well.
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Put on wizard robe underneath trenchcoat and stuff the wizard hat in a pocket for the secret role play planned for the Dennys washroom.
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Dec 6, 2013 07:23
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Surprise her by taking her to a swingers party.
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Dec 6, 2013 07:25
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>Lock wife in truck of car and show Suzie cumstain.
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zedar posted:Surprise her by taking her to a swingers party.
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zedar posted:Surprise her by taking her to a swingers party. This but slip Suzie a 50 and tell her to show Byron a "good" time. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Dec 6, 2013 |
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:>Lock wife in truck of car and show Suzie cumstain. This had me laughing and crying in tears.
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Dec 6, 2013 07:28
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> gently caress the wife hard, then find the nearest tattoo parlor
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loving lame. no.
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Globo-Corp posted:> gently caress the wife hard, then turn satan gives with the latest poo poo You live out the rest of your days in an insane asylum.
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reagan posted:loving lame. no. sorry that you are jealous of bob
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>ask Susie to show Byron "a good time" tonight, and flash $100 note.
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>ditch the wife and take Susie out on the date instead.
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Dungeon Ecology posted:>ask Susie to show Byron "a good time" tonight, and flash $100 note.
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>Reclaim your lost youth by surfing down the staircase rail and yelling "yee-hah!"
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cmndstab posted:>Reclaim your lost youth by surfing down the staircase rail and yelling "yee-hah!" Incoming broken neck followed by making GBS threads ourself as we die.
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>Enter Western door. Let son know about Susie. Give him key to the special basement dungeon. Exit. Enter middle door. Shower, shave, dry off. Exit. Enter Eastern door. Dress for Swingers Party.
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> caution tape. we gotta know. if that's byron's room he has way too much freedom and we gotta regulate on that little fuckboy
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>enter the room with caution tape on it. Tell your son that Susie will watch him tonight, and make a snide comment about how out of his league she is.
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>cast enlarge Satan/Bob
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:>Enter Western door. Let son know about Susie. Give him key to the special basement dungeon. Exit. Enter middle door. Shower, shave, dry off. Exit. Enter Eastern door. Dress for Swingers Party. Changing my vote to this.
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:>Enter Western door. Let son know about Susie. Give him key to the special basement dungeon. Exit. Enter middle door. Shower, shave, dry off. Exit. Enter Eastern door. Dress for Swingers Party.
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:>Enter Western door. Let son know about Susie. Give him key to the special basement dungeon. Exit. Enter middle door. Shower, shave, dry off. Exit. Enter Eastern door. Dress for Swingers Party.
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This is going to be a great night.
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> confront SON, ask him why he hates you, then kill people around him
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Al Borland posted:This is going to be a great night.
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:>Enter Western door. Let son know about Susie. Give him key to the special basement dungeon. Exit. Enter middle door. Shower, shave, dry off. Exit. Enter Eastern door. Dress for Swingers Party. Al Borland posted:This is going to be a great night.
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    That's it for tonight. Tomorrow you goons can experience what others have never dreamed possible. A DATE.
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So now we get to simultaneously beat our wife and poo poo, piss and puke everywhere in public. hells yeah.
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Tell wife, "Change of plans, turns out our son is a Brony." Go back and confront son with wife. Lecture him on the dangers of pedophile bronies. Edit: gently caress it we'll just make sure susie gives him something to remember tonight. Maybe getting laid will make him not a pussy.
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