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Bartie
Mar 20, 2006

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.

omnibobb posted:

I dropped my powered up iphone 4 into a toilet I had just pissed into. It immediately powered down when it hit the water. I took off the case washed it off (figured it couldn't get much wetter) and let it sit for a couple of hours and turned it back on. The headphone jack was reading a plug in it so the speakers weren't working but it worked if I plugged it in and then a couple of days later it worked 100% again.

Suck it lovely phone havers.

I took a swim in the ocean with my iphone 4. It had a salty crust around the screen and was very much dead forever.

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Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.
Shut up about wet electronics and post funny pics tia

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Doctor Bishop posted:

Shut up about wet electronics and post funny pics tia



I see Michael Moore is still struggling.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Doctor Bishop posted:

Shut up about wet electronics and post funny pics tia



Here I was hoping this was the guy from the Alabama leprechaun clip on youtube who was talking about a magic flute passed down from his great grandfather. I had only heard the audio, so it turns out it wasn't. Here it is for posterity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

Santa loves his flute though.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Cacafuego posted:

Here I was hoping this was the guy from the Alabama leprechaun clip on youtube who was talking about a magic flute passed down from his great grandfather. I had only heard the audio, so it turns out it wasn't. Here it is for posterity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

Santa loves his flute though.

That happened where Doobie's is!? No way!

e: I guess he should try to get the Leprechaun gold to fund the vent hood next time.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Doctor Bishop posted:

Shut up about wet electronics and post funny pics tia



Is that Gaben?

"Let me sing you the song of my Steam sale."

Sokoban
Feb 16, 2011

THUNDERDOME
LOSER

CJacobs posted:

Is that Gaben?

"Let me sing you the song of my Steam sale."

http://gaben.tv/

Every time there's a sale I put this on and start raising the roof

Trevor Weedheart
Jan 9, 2009

naruto headband rockin ice niggas

1stGear posted:

It's also really difficult to destroy a GameCube without eventually causing serious bodily harm.

Confirmed, tested against hundreds of trans peoples skulls.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Got Moloko
Aug 23, 2011

Milk+

Trevor Weedheart posted:

Confirmed, tested against hundreds of trans peoples skulls.

Wow, that was a really funny picture you posted there and not a hosed up thing to say at all.

user on probation
Nov 1, 2012

removed

Got Moloko posted:

Wow, that was a really funny picture you posted there and not a hosed up thing to say at all.



Reference to early GBS2.1 hours when there were a bunch of trans-bashing threads and also a gamecube thread and somebody made a joke something along the lines of "the best use for a gamecube is carrying it around town and using it to assault trans people" in it

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Meanwhile, in Chernobyl...

Got Moloko
Aug 23, 2011

Milk+

tehloki posted:

Reference to early GBS2.1 hours when there were a bunch of trans-bashing threads and also a gamecube thread and somebody made a joke something along the lines of "the best use for a gamecube is carrying it around town and using it to assault trans people" in it

I in no way feel bad about not getting a GBS reference.

highmoves
Sep 2, 2003
Local Goat Advocate

RIP Tupac and Biggy, deathy by kung fu

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

Christ, it's like a pitcher plant grafted onto a swan's body.


Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

Tangents
Aug 23, 2008

contrapants posted:

That happened where Doobie's is!? No way!

e: I guess he should try to get the Leprechaun gold to fund the vent hood next time.

Doobie was from Reform, AL, a small town. Mobile is a major city 200 miles away.

Although 200 miles isn't too far of a trip to get some leprechaun gold. Much safer than kickstarters

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

spookygonk posted:

Christ, it's like a pitcher plant grafted onto a swan's body.




This is art.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

I wonder what Kentucky Fried Goose is like? Probably better than Kentucky Lacquered Goose.

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

Say Nothing posted:


I wonder what Kentucky Fried Goose is like? Probably better than Kentucky Lacquered Goose.

I hope MFC is short for Mother Fuckin' Chicken.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

Liar Lyre posted:

I hope MFC is short for Mother Fuckin' Chicken.

FBC is the federal bureau of chicken, obviously.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I am shocked this is a still picture.

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.

Choco1980 posted:

I am shocked this is a still picture.

http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2011/12/tel-aviv-has-a-star-wars-escalator/

It doesn't look like there's anything more there than what's in the picture.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

CommanderApaul posted:

http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2011/12/tel-aviv-has-a-star-wars-escalator/

It doesn't look like there's anything more there than what's in the picture.

I'll be honest, the apparent art patterns decorating the rest of the escalator set are pretty cool too.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Merry Christmas.

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

spookygonk has a new favorite as of 14:03 on Dec 7, 2013

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Interesting tie-in marketing from the Campbell's team:

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

spookygonk posted:

Christ, it's like a pitcher plant grafted onto a swan's body.




Here it is, in all its glory.

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic

Phanatic posted:

Interesting tie-in marketing from the Campbell's team:

~*AMRERIKA~* is a willing bunghole. Good work there.

poo poo I was being sarcastic against the agency just to be clear

ubergnu has a new favorite as of 19:10 on Dec 7, 2013

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

It's funny and all, but isn't that the point where you take the dude to a hospital instead of the booking room? Holy cow.

Yay Pudding!
Mar 26, 2010

Frrrrrrunkis

Centripetal Horse posted:

It's funny and all, but isn't that the point where you take the dude to a hospital instead of the booking room? Holy cow.

Not in Texas. That man is now scheduled for execution.

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎

Yay Pudding! posted:

Not in Texas. That man is now scheduled for execution.
Too drunk to hold his head up? More like too dead to hold his head up because we got excited and executed him before even taking a mugshot.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Phanatic posted:

Interesting tie-in marketing from the Campbell's team:



That looks like this Onion article, but it's real.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Dots the spaghetti os mascot bother anyone else? If that thing in the middle is a hole, then the tongue couldn't work that way. If it's a white dot, then it's not an O. It reminds me of that optical illusion with the fork.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Ignite Memories posted:

Dots the spaghetti os mascot bother anyone else? If that thing in the middle is a hole, then the tongue couldn't work that way. If it's a white dot, then it's not an O. It reminds me of that optical illusion with the fork.

The tongue obviously attaches at the bottom of the part of the O below the eyes.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
The hole is where his belly should be. He just doesn't have a bottom jaw.

cofaigh
Dec 30, 2006
Ha ha... dangly parts
It's the lack of gradient on the background behind the hole, sloppy.

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Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Zemyla posted:

That looks like this Onion article, but it's real.

That article is loving brilliant, and I don't know how I ever missed it. Wow.

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