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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Archer666 posted:

>Take her to a GWAR concert

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my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
go to a restaurant and stake out your next victim

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
>Buy tickets to see Merzbow

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010

Archer666 posted:

>Take her to a GWAR concert

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Archer666 posted:

>Take her to a GWAR concert

Haha. They look like the heavy metal types.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Archer666 posted:

>Take her to a GWAR concert

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Archer666 posted:

>Take her to a GWAR concert

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
stake out next victim at gwar concert

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Archer666 posted:

>Take her to a GWAR concert

and feed her to the world maggot.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

we're going to a swingers party you dumb fucks

Dante Allegory
Jan 11, 2013

War is a city, a Hell on earth, fired by Human hands.

Archer666 posted:

>Take her to a GWAR concert

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Hanks Lust Cafe posted:

we're going to a swingers party you dumb fucks

Oh... can Gwar host the swingers party?

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
bob is serial killer and uses the date as an excuse to find victim

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Grant DaNasty posted:

Oh... can Gwar host the swingers party?

gwar can and will host a swingers party

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
>Take her to a swingers party by GWAR

Posthuman
Jan 10, 2005

I give all those dicks and cocks sir

Rubbergoose
Jul 13, 2006

>Trick wife and take her to a strip club instead. Make a deal with the manager where she has to work there to pay off your debt. Check out some 8-bit boobies, then surprise Susie and Byron by coming home much earlier than they expected...

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Archer666 posted:

>Take her to a GWAR concert

This but also wear an inflated rubber glove on your head.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
> pick up some shrooms and do shrooms w wife then go to GWAR

e: that'll bring her around

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>motorboat

Kidd-Liggit
Sep 6, 2011

You mean I have to go to Philly?
>Ditch your ungrateful wife, take Susie to the GWAR concert instead

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum
Take Susie to CornStore

Surprisingly Dope
Jan 12, 2011

Lope burgs again
i thought we were going to a swinger party wtf

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Take both her and stacy to a swinger party.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
>Bring GWAR home to play for her

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Tell your wife to head out to the car and slip Suzsie 100 dollars to give Byron a "good time":.

Nnep
Jun 17, 2007

3-2 2-0

Anime Sandwich posted:

i thought we were going to a swinger party wtf

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Al Borland posted:

Tell your wife to head out to the car and slip Suzsie 100 dollars to give Byron a "good time":.

our boy needs this

Nnep
Jun 17, 2007

3-2 2-0
susie your tits are bigger than the phone now haha cool!

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
suzie must work out pretty hardcore, those are some serious shoulders

Peroxide Cowboy
Nov 30, 2013

>Convince baby sitter you need help moving a few things in the basement before you can leave.

Chunderstorm
May 9, 2010


legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna
we can please everyone

>bring gwar to swingers party

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Putty posted:

our boy needs this

I'm hoping it'll fix the boy a little confidence goes a long way.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Unzip your pants and piss on Susie your car as much as you can.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>open the trunk and show your wife the body of the mailboy

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
> find dealer, buy shrooms, eat them with wife, go to GWAR

Tampa Bay Barbie
Oct 30, 2011
Tell your wife you forgot your car keys and spy on Susie and your kid playing "lotsa fun games"

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Tell wife you were kidding about the GWAR concert and take her out to the place you had your first date at. Then to a swinger's parry hosted by GWAR.

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