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Putty posted:>devour horse figurines ITS TIME BYRON BECOMES A MAN
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 16:25 |
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Tell son to go upstairs and go to bed. Take off pants and ask Stacy if she's ready to earn that hundred dollars. Piss on her.
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> roud house kick suzie for not following orders, grab son and get in car
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> Take your pants off and masturbate vigorously while not breaking eye contact with your son
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>Tell your son to take his fruity pony toys upstairs because it's time for you to pay the babysitter as you unzip your pants.
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Putty posted:>devour horse figurines
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>Use your powers to morph into a Giant Eagle. Scree loudly and then devour Suzie. Then feed Byron by vomiting Suzie's remains down his throat (like a mama bird).
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>Kneel down and talk gently into your son's ear, "Fluttershy told me she has a present for you. She can't give it to you until you're sound asleep, because of pony law. But you have to be asleep. If you wake up you might scare her away." As he races up the stares, look knowingly at the babysitter, flashing a half cocked smile. "Now that that's taken care of, I have a question. Have you ever seen a man's erect penis? You can if you want." I'm hoping this ends with the wife coming home and we get a repeat of Bob Scenario #1. e: aaah drat it I was too late. Acid Haze fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Dec 7, 2013 |
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>Masturbate on everything you can (including your son and the sitter).
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>glance down at blood and say "where do you think?"
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>put son in car and drive full speed into a gas station pump, exploding in a fireball
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i like how we decided to make bob's wife happy but then dissolved into this do this Regalingualius posted:>Masturbate on everything you can (including your son and the sitter).
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>grab susie's boobs while maintaining eye contact with the brony
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>Remove the switchblade you had concealed in your pocket and extend the blade. Turn slowly toward Suzie. "Where the gently caress do you think you're goin'?"
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> violently excrete ponies at Byron to finally teach him fundamental manliness.
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>Calmly tell Byron, "Don't worry son, Susie is going to be your new mom now. Isn't that right... Susie?"
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> "Milk, milk, lemonade. Round the back the fudge is made." Calmly but firmly press sons face into suzie's chest.
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>Stomp on the remaining pony. Yell at Bryon, "LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO THIS FAMILY!" >Break Susie's neck. EDIT: I had to step away from the computer I was laughing too hard to breathe from all the previous responses.
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> headbut byron to death, then continue headbutting until self is dead while screaming GWAAARRR and throwing devil horns
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Show son Mr hands video. Ask him if this is really the road he wants to go down. masturbate.
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>spit out half eaten horse and yell "LOOK AT MEEEEEE" with rainbow plastic filling a very angry set of grimacing teeth
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I'm still convinced this is Satan and Beelz trapped in a hallucination.
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Al Borland posted:I'm still convinced this is Satan and Beelz trapped in a hallucination. beelz would never be a brony thats hosed up
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stop susie, none may escape the realm of madness
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edit: wrong page
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knock out the babysitter and force your son to have sex with her to make him a man. Oh jesus don't do this
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GoldenSeraph posted:knock out the babysitter and force your son to have sex with her to make him a man.
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Kid Gloves posted:beelz would never be a brony thats hosed up Its hell for Beelz and Satan. Beelz has to live being a brony over and over again while Satan has to watch Beelz be a brony over and over again.
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Al Borland posted:Its hell for Beelz and Satan. Beelz has to live being a brony over and over again while Satan has to watch Beelz be a brony over and over again. but we killed god... what the gently caress
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now that you have devoured the ponies you have gained their powers. force byron and susie to worship you as princess celestial, equine blood goddess
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Kid Gloves posted:but we killed god... what the gently caress One god, but there are many others.
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naem posted:> "Milk, milk, lemonade. Round the back the fudge is made." Calmly but firmly press sons face into suzie's chest. Poop the horses out one by one and re-eat them. "Dad no MMMMMRRRRRRMMMPH"
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>conquer
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Cast enlarge satan.
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we can still make this right >bar son's door, set fire to everything
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Al Borland posted:Cast enlarge satan.
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>rape couch >make a rape fortress out of couch cushions >wait for wife >calmly poop out and re eat the occasional horse throughout remaining storyline
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 16:25 |
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Haam posted:we can still make this right
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