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Putty posted:>devour horse figurines ITS TIME BYRON BECOMES A MAN
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Dec 7, 2013 06:41
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Tell son to go upstairs and go to bed. Take off pants and ask Stacy if she's ready to earn that hundred dollars. Piss on her.
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Dec 7, 2013 06:42
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> roud house kick suzie for not following orders, grab son and get in car
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Dec 7, 2013 06:43
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> Take your pants off and masturbate vigorously while not breaking eye contact with your son
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Dec 7, 2013 06:44
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>Tell your son to take his fruity pony toys upstairs because it's time for you to pay the babysitter as you unzip your pants.
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Dec 7, 2013 06:44
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Putty posted:>devour horse figurines
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Dec 7, 2013 06:45
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>Use your powers to morph into a Giant Eagle. Scree loudly and then devour Suzie. Then feed Byron by vomiting Suzie's remains down his throat (like a mama bird).
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Dec 7, 2013 06:52
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>Kneel down and talk gently into your son's ear, "Fluttershy told me she has a present for you. She can't give it to you until you're sound asleep, because of pony law. But you have to be asleep. If you wake up you might scare her away." As he races up the stares, look knowingly at the babysitter, flashing a half cocked smile. "Now that that's taken care of, I have a question. Have you ever seen a man's erect penis? You can if you want." I'm hoping this ends with the wife coming home and we get a repeat of Bob Scenario #1. e: aaah drat it I was too late. Acid Haze fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Dec 7, 2013 |
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Dec 7, 2013 06:57
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Dec 7, 2013 06:58
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>Masturbate on everything you can (including your son and the sitter).
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Dec 7, 2013 06:59
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>glance down at blood and say "where do you think?"
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Dec 7, 2013 07:01
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>put son in car and drive full speed into a gas station pump, exploding in a fireball
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Dec 7, 2013 07:02
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i like how we decided to make bob's wife happy but then dissolved into this do this Regalingualius posted:>Masturbate on everything you can (including your son and the sitter).
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Dec 7, 2013 07:04
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>grab susie's boobs while maintaining eye contact with the brony
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Dec 7, 2013 07:05
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>Remove the switchblade you had concealed in your pocket and extend the blade. Turn slowly toward Suzie. "Where the gently caress do you think you're goin'?"
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Dec 7, 2013 07:06
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> violently excrete ponies at Byron to finally teach him fundamental manliness.
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Dec 7, 2013 07:08
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>Calmly tell Byron, "Don't worry son, Susie is going to be your new mom now. Isn't that right... Susie?"
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Dec 7, 2013 07:09
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> "Milk, milk, lemonade. Round the back the fudge is made." Calmly but firmly press sons face into suzie's chest.
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Dec 7, 2013 07:10
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>Stomp on the remaining pony. Yell at Bryon, "LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO THIS FAMILY!" >Break Susie's neck. EDIT: I had to step away from the computer I was laughing too hard to breathe from all the previous responses.
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Dec 7, 2013 07:15
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> headbut byron to death, then continue headbutting until self is dead while screaming GWAAARRR and throwing devil horns
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Dec 7, 2013 07:21
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Show son Mr hands video. Ask him if this is really the road he wants to go down. masturbate.
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Dec 7, 2013 07:22
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>spit out half eaten horse and yell "LOOK AT MEEEEEE" with rainbow plastic filling a very angry set of grimacing teeth
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Dec 7, 2013 07:27
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I'm still convinced this is Satan and Beelz trapped in a hallucination.
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Dec 7, 2013 07:29
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Al Borland posted:I'm still convinced this is Satan and Beelz trapped in a hallucination. beelz would never be a brony thats hosed up
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Dec 7, 2013 07:29
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stop susie, none may escape the realm of madness
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Dec 7, 2013 07:30
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edit: wrong page
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Dec 7, 2013 07:32
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knock out the babysitter and force your son to have sex with her to make him a man. Oh jesus don't do this
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Dec 7, 2013 07:33
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GoldenSeraph posted:knock out the babysitter and force your son to have sex with her to make him a man.
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Dec 7, 2013 07:34
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Kid Gloves posted:beelz would never be a brony thats hosed up Its hell for Beelz and Satan. Beelz has to live being a brony over and over again while Satan has to watch Beelz be a brony over and over again.
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Dec 7, 2013 07:34
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Al Borland posted:Its hell for Beelz and Satan. Beelz has to live being a brony over and over again while Satan has to watch Beelz be a brony over and over again. but we killed god... what the gently caress
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Dec 7, 2013 07:36
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now that you have devoured the ponies you have gained their powers. force byron and susie to worship you as princess celestial, equine blood goddess
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Dec 7, 2013 07:37
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Kid Gloves posted:but we killed god... what the gently caress One god, but there are many others.
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Dec 7, 2013 07:41
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naem posted:> "Milk, milk, lemonade. Round the back the fudge is made." Calmly but firmly press sons face into suzie's chest. Poop the horses out one by one and re-eat them. "Dad no MMMMMRRRRRRMMMPH"
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Dec 7, 2013 07:42
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>conquer
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Dec 7, 2013 07:46
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Cast enlarge satan.
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Dec 7, 2013 07:48
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we can still make this right >bar son's door, set fire to everything
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Dec 7, 2013 07:49
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Al Borland posted:Cast enlarge satan.
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Dec 7, 2013 07:50
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>rape couch >make a rape fortress out of couch cushions >wait for wife >calmly poop out and re eat the occasional horse throughout remaining storyline
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Dec 7, 2013 07:51
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Haam posted:we can still make this right
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