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Atma I hope you have learned your lesson: make another Satan game next time cos ppl won't shut up about it tbh it was funnier with satan because he was so little and fat and you could do the most vile horrible poo poo and it was just doin' your normal job anyway Dely Apple posted:>Vomit an entire plastic horse in front of Balsac and wife Al Borland posted:>Offer to take Balsac and Wife back home for some drinks,
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> Start crying pitifully as you walk towards your wife. When they're caught off guard punch Balsac in the ballsack.
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>conquer
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Tell your wife you weren't leaving her, you just had to run out and prepare her next surprise right quick. Tell her you're sorry she didn't have a nice time so you want to make it up to her. Gallantly offer her your arm. E: Never mind almightyerin fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Dec 7, 2013 |
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Al Borland posted:>Offer to take Balsac and Wife back home for some drinks, this just die and end it all, christ e: >but shout Allahu Akbar as you walk into the house
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I'd just, really like to see some spontaneous poop/barfing and reconsumption of tiny plastic horse figurines naw w'say'n?
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i love this loving thread
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We all are forgetting that Susie is a possible witness. Let's go take care of that.
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Oh crap that's right. Forget what I said earlier the cops are probably waiting at our house, do this instead. >Get your hardass look on then tell Balsac "you guys are lame, THIS is how it's done" Then throw up the horns with both hands and bang your head then start spinning in a circle while spraying piss, poo poo and vomit everywhere.
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Tha Chodesweller posted:We all are forgetting that Susie is a possible witness. Let's go take care of that. Why start caring about consequences now?
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we could have bought the bitchin gunboat and been having family bonding pirate adventures off the horn of africa but no, no look at us > go back to house w wife, lock her and self in byron's room, pour gas on self, say "we must burn like the heathen bobs of old" then light dat torch
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Wait a sec. Before we go any further, we need to make sure our current insanity will be forever* preserved as we go forward. >Save Game *barring data corruption
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Tell Balsac and wife that there's a fire at your house, Byron's trapped inside and you need their help. Take them there in your car and:Globo-Corp posted:>drive full speed into a gas station pump, exploding in a fireball
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18 Character Limit posted:Why start caring about consequences now? Who says murdering your babysitter won't result in more consequences? Just gotta try tying up loose ends
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almightyerin posted:Oh crap that's right. Forget what I said earlier the cops are probably waiting at our house, do this instead. i like this idea
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Dely Apple posted:>Vomit an entire plastic horse in front of Balsac and wife The only correct choice.
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finally took care of the wife. see what susies up to
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take balsac and wife to a swinger's party
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I'm curious, so why not. >Objective
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> Adolf Spicler the Mexican Hitler
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Atasnaya Vaflja posted:take balsac and wife to a swinger's party
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Tomn posted:I'm curious, so why not.
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Atasnaya Vaflja posted:take balsac and wife to a swinger's party
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hi bob!
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:hi bob! You really should participate you're missing out.
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i've been trying but bob won't give me the time of day. what the hell?
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almightyerin posted:Oh crap that's right. Forget what I said earlier the cops are probably waiting at our house, do this instead.
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Hey! Go left!
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Atma posted:
Cant slam 5 enough times on this thread.
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Atma posted:
Aww 
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:Hey! 
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go into the light
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gently caress! Go left man!
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> walk to center. turn. shoot at player. play theme.
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No, your left!
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Hey bob, how do you feel about the fact that your every action is in thrall to a mass of unknown, inscrutable beings with no clear purpose but who apparently think highly of acts involving murder, mayhem, insanity, sadism, and bodily functions in every conceivable situation and a few inconceivable ones as well?
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>kill self then silently search home for means to subdue human beings rapidly, non-lethally and hopefully silently. like ether, or a hammer wrapped in a good amount of duct tape
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