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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Ixtlilton posted:

> Tell wife "I was saving our son. He is cured of his affliction now. Let us have Balsac accompany us back to the motel.", then drive with them to a motel.

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Acid Haze posted:

>Tell Ballsac what you've done.

Confess your sins

Dwarf
Oct 21, 2010

Ixtlilton posted:

> Tell wife "I was saving our son. He is cured of his affliction now. Let us have Balsac accompany us back to the motel.", then drive with them to a motel.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Never mind. Ask Balsac if he wants to run a train on your wife instead.

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
>ask for some water because the vomiting has left you a little hoarse

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



go with balsac, whether your wife wants to or not

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Call shotgun

A FUCKIN BONG BOMB
Apr 6, 2006
>Jump on Balsac's back and ride him to the car while singing "Convoy"

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
get haunted by ghost of burnt son

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Tell your wife you're taking her home then sell her to a sex trafficking ring.

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
>Tell your wife that everything will become clear when you all reach the motel.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Tex Murdock DDS posted:

>Jump on Balsac's back and ride him to the car while singing "Convoy"

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Tell your wife to gently caress off, you want to hang out with Balsac on your own

bros b4 hoes

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Dauntasa posted:

go with balsac, whether your wife wants to or not

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Dauntasa posted:

go with balsac, whether your wife wants to or not

Balsacs a chill guy.

zedar
Dec 3, 2010

Your leader

Tex Murdock DDS posted:

>Jump on Balsac's back and ride him to the car while singing "Convoy"

This is the best plan.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

>tell wife, "I just mean those obnoxious Affliction t-shirts. Now let's go the motel. I want our new non-dead son to be born with the face of a bear trap."

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

almightyerin posted:

Tell your wife you're taking her home then take her to another GWAR concert

Chunderstorm
May 9, 2010


legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna

Tex Murdock DDS posted:

>Jump on Balsac's back and ride him to the car while singing "Convoy"

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

almightyerin posted:

Tell your wife you're taking her home then take her to another GWAR concert.

memy fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Dec 9, 2013

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax
>kill

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




almightyerin posted:

Tell your wife you're taking her home then sell her to a sex trafficking ring.

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
>Ask Balsac where Pustulus was during the show.

Disposable Intern
Aug 26, 2008
Came hoping for a Marathon thread, stayed for the failed marriage.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
> load Balsac and wife into car, then drive off nearest cliff and explode, dying

A RICH WHITE MAN
Jul 30, 2010

See them other chickenheads? They don't never leave the coop.

almightyerin posted:

Tell your wife you're taking her home then sell her to a sex trafficking ring.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

almightyerin posted:

Tell your wife you're taking her home then sell her to a sex trafficking ring.

Screw it this.

AngryCaterpillar
Feb 1, 2007

I DREW THIS
C) Flail your limbs

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Pretend it's the trafficking thing

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

>attain enlightenment

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
>Drop acid with Balsac.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlZQYZZtAHk

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

just sit back and see where balsac takes us

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
turn the radio to some npr

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

use ROADHEAD on BALSAC

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Ask Balsac if he's heard of the adventures of satan and beelz

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>tell Balsac about Balzac brand giant balloon balls for young boys and girls to pass the time

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

Dungeon Ecology posted:

use ROADHEAD on BALSAC

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Masturbate while jerking Balsac off at the same time headbang while doing this.

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