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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

>switch to bob

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Aww I think we missed out on some Moe antics :smith: but

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

As life leaves his eyes, whisper "Friendship is Magic" into his ear.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

mr.capps posted:

> collect money from cash register, use the phone to order a pizza and have it delivered to room 2, collect room 2 key, and grab the club and give it to susie.

This but retrieve axe for self. Thens witch to Bob. Lets see whats going on.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



mr.capps posted:

> collect money from cash register, use the phone to order a pizza and have it delivered to room 2, collect room 2 key, and grab the club and give it to susie.

when the pizza arrives, make suzie club the delivery boy to death

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

mr.capps posted:

> collect money from cash register, use the phone to order a pizza and have it delivered to room 2, collect room 2 key, and grab the club and give it to susie.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i am going to try and keep bob alive with bob and try and kill bob with byron see how long we can keep this up before atma goes loving crazy

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



switch back to bob, bar office door, set motel on fire

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Atma posted:

RIP Moe, who was alive for one entire screen.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum
good call posting to imgur so we dont find your furry porn too, OP

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Dauntasa posted:

switch back to bob, bar office door, set motel on fire

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum
>search for magic 8 ball in Moe's desk. If found, cast Owl's Wisdom and then ask magic 8ball what to do next. Rest for a while.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Dauntasa posted:

switch back to bob, bar office door, set motel on fire

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Moe said "a demon" not "another demon" which means balsac hasn't checked in yet

fortify the lobby

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

gggiiimmmppp posted:

Moe said "a demon" not "another demon" which means balsac hasn't checked in yet

fortify the lobby

Or we could pretend to be Moe!
>Scalp moe, wear his scalp and clothes, hide body under register and pretend to be him.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
There's only one key missing and they've been parked. The wife probably rented the room while Balsac and Bob necked in the 'lot

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
When we do meet bon, and we will. Bryon, as to axe through the door and go "hereees Pony!"

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
go to bed Al you're drunk

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost
>Take key to Rooms 3, 5, and 7
>Call police on motel phone to report murder, claim you witnessed tenants in Room 1 commit the crime
>Take Susie to Room 7 and attempt to comfort her

Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.

I've only known you for ~2 minutes, but you will never be forgotten.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


>conquer

Nnep
Jun 17, 2007

3-2 2-0

Dauntasa posted:

switch back to bob, bar office door, set motel on fire

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Dauntasa posted:

switch back to bob, bar office door, set motel on fire

smilingfish
Sep 18, 2012

fuck you i am smart
Change character to Satan, cast "enlarge Satan", switch character back to Byron.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Dauntasa posted:

switch back to bob, bar office door, set motel on fire

Alternatively if Bob is too far away Susie can do it, this family has a problem

Jigsaw
Aug 14, 2008
>go outside and find room 1. use axe to break down the door, catching Bob, your mom and balsac in the act. ignore this, and instead complain to Bob that Susie never showed you a good time like you overheard Bob tell her to.

Jigsaw fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Dec 10, 2013

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.

Dauntasa posted:

switch back to bob, bar office door, set motel on fire

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
The clerk is dead so you'll have to move fast. Quickly pick up the telephone and play Aqualung on the key pad.

s7indicate3
Aug 22, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Dauntasa posted:

switch back to bob, bar office door, set motel on fire

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Dauntasa posted:

switch back to bob, bar office door, set motel on fire

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Take the keys, go back outside, rip open the seat of your suit, and start projectile making GBS threads at Susie, while yelling "FRIENDSHIP IS MANURE!" at her.

Regalingualius fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Dec 10, 2013

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

that's balsac's truck in the parking lot!

> retrieve axe, recreate scene from the shining on the door to room 1

Minimum Syntaxing
Oct 29, 2008

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!

Glory of Arioch posted:

> retrieve axe, recreate scene from the shining on the door to room 1
> Retrieve axe, ignore keys. Recreate scene from The Shining on ALL doors. Apologize to the people that aren't Bob.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>change character to moe

Zapdos
Nov 13, 2010
>Find Bob, reclaim treasured pony figurines from that bastard's stomach

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

Zapdos posted:

>Find Bob, reclaim treasured pony figurines from that bastard's stomach

bob threw up all the pony figurines back at the gwar concert

:cmon:

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008
Call your father and just make horse noises at him to convey to him his impending justice.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Putty posted:

>change character to moe

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
>Take moe's car keys, exit, find moe's car, get in, drive it through the front of room 1, scream "The Aristocrats."

fivetwo
Jun 19, 2009
> switch to moe

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Zapdos
Nov 13, 2010

Glory of Arioch posted:

bob threw up all the pony figurines back at the gwar concert

:cmon:

Bryon doesn't know that :colbert:

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