Funny Pictures XIII: The chain mails of tomorrow, today!

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RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

# ? Dec 10, 2013 20:27

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 19:44

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

OK Some Butt Stuff posted:

The UK's national food is eggs?

Probably more work safe than finding somewhere to stuff a battered fish on a naked model.

# ? Dec 10, 2013 20:58

Deep Thoreau: Aug 16, 2008

The Ape of Naples posted:

A funny picture, and a calendar I'd hang on my wall.

# ? Dec 10, 2013 21:12

mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

Yep, the internet pretty much ruined it.

Edit: You're all really bad at associating. Just saying.

mcbexx has a new favorite as of 23:29 on Dec 10, 2013

# ? Dec 10, 2013 21:50

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

That looks nothing like what you think it is. You people made goatse tedious.

# ? Dec 10, 2013 21:52

Aston: Nov 19, 2007; Okay
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OK Some Butt Stuff posted:

The UK's national food is eggs?

Close, it's actually "anything as long as it's fried".

# ? Dec 10, 2013 21:59

FairyNuff: Jan 22, 2012

Aston posted:

Close, it's actually "anything as long as it's fried".

That's Scotland.

# ? Dec 10, 2013 22:01

Aston: Nov 19, 2007; Okay
Okay
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Geokinesis posted:

That's Scotland.

No, theirs is "anything as long as it's deep fried".

# ? Dec 10, 2013 22:11

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Atmus posted:

The main thing I remember about that rag was a story about some sex-crazed sea turtle that was raping vacationers in Hawaii or something. This was in the 90's sometime.

That is based on truth.

# ? Dec 10, 2013 22:24

Van Dis: Jun 19, 2004

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Baby arms of color, you otherizing jerk!

(she has heterochromia, she isn't actually rolling her eyes)

I love dogs with heterochromia :3:

# ? Dec 10, 2013 22:40

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

# ? Dec 10, 2013 22:43

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

mcbexx posted:

Yep, the internet pretty much ruined it.

You need to seriously spend a good long time examining a picture of a man's gaping anus if you think this picture resembles it.

# ? Dec 10, 2013 22:46

Penny Paper: Dec 31, 2012

Trig Discipline posted:

There is no good ending to a goose confrontation. Either you're the guy who everyone saw get his rear end beat by a goose, or you're the guy who everyone saw punch a goose.

I wish I knew this when I was living at Treasure Island (a kind of suburb near San Francisco). I kept seeing those little turds (and the poo poo they laid on the sidewalk) everyday.

# ? Dec 10, 2013 23:55

Ein: Feb 27, 2002; .

fermun posted:

You need to seriously spend a good long time examining a picture of a man's gaping anus if you think this picture resembles it.

That's natural to second wave goatseists.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 00:43

budgieinspector: Mar 24, 2006; According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

Perhaps more awesome than funny, but I like to imagine that the frame was deliberately selected by Sirs Patrick and Ian:

# ? Dec 11, 2013 00:52

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Coq au Nandos posted:

So does he take all his clothes off every time he masturbates?

# ? Dec 11, 2013 01:17

particle409: Jan 15, 2008; Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Phlegmish posted:

So does he take all his clothes off every time he masturbates?

The intricacies of the work jerk are a little advanced for little children, don't you think?

# ? Dec 11, 2013 01:26

the future is WOW: Sep 9, 2005; I QUIT!

budgieinspector posted:

Perhaps more awesome than funny, but I like to imagine that the frame was deliberately selected by Sirs Patrick and Ian:

It's quite possible they did. It doesn't really look like a photoshop to me (not obviously, anyway), and judging by the background behind them they either went to Coney Island and got it there or just went to one of the sidewalk photo kiosks around Times Square and picked the Coney background.

Edit:

I kind of like the idea that Vladimir and Estragon got tired of waiting and just took off to go ride the Cyclone.

the future is WOW has a new favorite as of 01:48 on Dec 11, 2013

# ? Dec 11, 2013 01:41

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Dec 11, 2013 01:52

budgieinspector: Mar 24, 2006; According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

The Mentalizer posted:

It's quite possible they did. It doesn't really look like a photoshop to me

After learning that Teddy Roosevelt didn't actually ride a moose, and that I unquestioningly accepted circa-1912 photo fakery because it looked badass, I'm doing my best never to get my hopes up again.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 02:00

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

budgieinspector posted:

Perhaps more awesome than funny, but I like to imagine that the frame was deliberately selected by Sirs Patrick and Ian:

Yeah they did, they both posted it to their Facebook/Twitter pages like a month ago.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 02:06

Discospawn: Mar 3, 2007

Phlegmish posted:

So does he take all his clothes off every time he masturbates?

Feels good man.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 03:00

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

budgieinspector posted:

After learning that Teddy Roosevelt didn't actually ride a moose, and that I unquestioningly accepted circa-1912 photo fakery because it looked badass, I'm doing my best never to get my hopes up again.

That's a pretty fun article. My favorite part:

quote:

At first glance, the photo on the left may look like another example of old fashioned automation�yesterday's great promise for the libraries of the future. But it's actually a Photoshop job, most likely concocted in the 21st century.

The photo actually shows a "robot" vending machine that dispensed cigarettes at the Berlin Zoo in 1955.

Somehow, the truth behind this photo is even stranger than the fictionalized version. According to its caption at Getty Images: "The machine thanks customers on payment for the cigarettes, and at the same time gives road safety advice. Road accident scenes are projected in the robot's eyes."

# ? Dec 11, 2013 03:11

That Fucking Sned: Oct 28, 2010

How do we know that Weekly World News aren't the only ones telling the truth? :tinfoil:

# ? Dec 11, 2013 03:23

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Discospawn posted:

Feels good man.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 03:30

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Discospawn posted:

Feels good man.

Merry Christmas!

# ? Dec 11, 2013 03:56

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

I just got put on some weird lists, man.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 04:00

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

CJacobs posted:

I just got put on some weird lists, man.

Is that lady an oompa loompa? :wtc:

# ? Dec 11, 2013 04:13

don Jaime: Apr 3, 2004

CJacobs posted:

I just got put on some weird lists, man.

There's a third kid who got cropped out; you can see its hand overlapping the middle kid's. God knows what horror it's up to that it can't be seen.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 04:26

Mescal: Jul 23, 2005

Say Nothing posted:

Merry Christmas!

So are the middle two mannequins or...?

# ? Dec 11, 2013 04:51

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

don Jaime posted:

There's a third kid who got cropped out; you can see its hand overlapping the middle kid's. God knows what horror it's up to that it can't be seen.

Holy poo poo, you're right. I've seen that picture posted here so many times and I never noticed that. It's kind of sinister, almost.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 05:12

dobbymoodge: Mar 8, 2005

Phlegmish posted:

It's kind of sinister, almost.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 05:35

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

I'm guessing the final kid was really little and buck naked, so whoever posted it originally cut them out.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 05:37

mrkillboy: May 13, 2003; "Something witty."

"Clown College"

# ? Dec 11, 2013 06:02

Killer robot: Sep 6, 2010; I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!; Pillbug

# ? Dec 11, 2013 06:41

the future is WOW: Sep 9, 2005; I QUIT!

mrkillboy posted:

"Clown College"

# ? Dec 11, 2013 07:06

Rabble: Dec 3, 2005; Pillbug

The Mentalizer posted:

Please tell me these are real.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 07:20

Jet Ready Go: Nov 3, 2005; I thought I didn't qualify. I was considered, what was it... volatile, self-centered, and I don't play well with others.

don Jaime posted:

There's a third kid who got cropped out; you can see its hand overlapping the middle kid's. God knows what horror it's up to that it can't be seen.

I'm betting its the daughter.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 07:23

Ninja Gamer: Nov 3, 2004; Through howling winds and pouring rain, all evil shall fear The Hurricane!

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

If you liked the Weekly World News then you'll love this

Thank for this. I have no idea what happened to my copy of the issue my mother and brother appeared in.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 07:33

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ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Rabble posted:

Please tell me these are real.

They are. Comcast has a lot of stuff like that.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 07:35

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