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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Barlow posted:

It was a memorial service and not a funeral. There was singing and dancing in honor of Mandela's life, so it's not like this was supposed to be a somber occasion. What were the world leaders supposed to be doing, weeping and rending their garments?

"Can you believe all these photos of Obama crying during Mandela's funeral? Is this how he believes the leader of the free world should act in public? Suck it up, Mr. President!"

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Dammit isn't Hannity content with being the dumbest right-wing shill around? That's not in the talking points, Sean, stick to the script!

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

cafel posted:

That 'blonde babe', the Prime Minister of Denmark. But remember, there's no wider problem with how we view and treat women in modern society.
It's not "wider problem", they're just "love crimes".

Dopilsya
Apr 3, 2010

Venusian Weasel posted:

Hahaha, Hannity is going on about deporting Canadian geese back to Canada and killing owls (it's cheaper than trap and release) so they're not getting sucked into airplane engines.

Show seems to be more bullshitting than I remember, it's definitely an improvement.

Canada Geese.


With regards to the 'love crime' article, while it's all the ridiculous spew of a semi-retarded fucksplash, I still don't understand what Indians have got to do with anything; can someone explain that to me?

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Dopilsya posted:

With regards to the 'love crime' article, while it's all the ridiculous spew of a semi-retarded fucksplash, I still don't understand what Indians have got to do with anything; can someone explain that to me?
The only thing I can thing I can figure makes any sense is that he's saying "You can't compliment women anymore by harassing them in the street the same way you can't compliment Indians anymore by naming your teams after them."

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

I saw a tweet the other day along the lines of "if conservatives think private charity can wipe out poverty, there's nothing stopping them from proving it right now".

Except that this argument is along the same lines of "If Warren Buffet Wants his taxes to go up so badly, there's nothing stopping him from cutting a bigger check to the IRS."

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

BiggerBoat posted:

Except that this argument is along the same lines of "If Warren Buffet Wants his taxes to go up so badly, there's nothing stopping him from cutting a bigger check to the IRS."


Sorry but it's not.

Warren Buffet is trying to make a point about a government system that is broken, whether or not he actually sends what he thinks he should be sending to the IRS isn't going to make or break what he's advocating for. That's his excuse for not actually doing so, I assume.

Conservatives want to tell everyone the nation doesn't need an official social safety net because private charity can handle it. Whether or not it actually happens is the entire point, there's nothing in reality stopping them from doing this right now and proving their point. They have a lot of excuses as to why this doesn't actually happen, none of which explain why churches and corporate charity haven't eradicated poverty out of the goodness of their hearts.

Venusian Weasel
Nov 18, 2011

Apparently Paul Ryan will be on Master Shake's show to get yelled at about the budget deal that is coming together.

The Angry Bum
Nov 10, 2005

BiggerBoat posted:

Except that this argument is along the same lines of "If Warren Buffet Wants his taxes to go up so badly, there's nothing stopping him from cutting a bigger check to the IRS."

Once again it proves that conservatives have no idea what they're talking about, especially when it comes to taxes. Buffet can't legally pay more than what he owes. I mean he can, but it'll just be given back as a tax refund afterwards. Didn't Romney claim he paid more than he actually did in 2011 because he didn't want his REAL tax rate to become public right before the election?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Was that when he had his accountant write the nation a note that said "Please excuse Mitt Romney from releasing his tax forms, it's all good"

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Venusian Weasel posted:

Apparently Paul Ryan will be on Master Shake's show to get yelled at about the budget deal that is coming together.

Somebody please tell me what Levin says to him now that the deal has been announced. I can't listen in today but I really want to know how Levin insults Ryan cause its almost a guarantee he will.

Space_Butler
Dec 5, 2003
Fun Shoe

Dirk Pitt posted:

Hannity says there is a compelling case for autism being caused by vaccines.
PLEASE tell me there's audio of this somewhere. My dad is a doctor and nothing gets him off the bandwagon of conservative radio stars faster than anti-vaccine people. That's about 80% of why he no longer listens to Savage, so it would be pretty awesome if he can cut Hannity out of his life too.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Space_Butler posted:

PLEASE tell me there's audio of this somewhere. My dad is a doctor and nothing gets him off the bandwagon of conservative radio stars faster than anti-vaccine people. That's about 80% of why he no longer listens to Savage, so it would be pretty awesome if he can cut Hannity out of his life too.

I'm sure Media Matters will have it up at some point.

Also he wants to poison owls.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Man are those people still on the spotted owl poo poo? poo poo never falls off the litany, does it?

Venusian Weasel
Nov 18, 2011

SedanChair posted:

Man are those people still on the spotted owl poo poo? poo poo never falls off the litany, does it?

No, it was snowy owls in this case. He wants to murder them because they're stupid birds that kamikaze airplane engines, and it's cheaper to kill than relocate.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Cross post:

Here is one of the best image openings I have seen on Fox News



Guess what it is about?

Colorado Cake Shop refuses to make a cake for a gay wedding. Court says that owners must comply

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Cross post:

Here is one of the best image openings I have seen on Fox News



Guess what it is about?

Colorado Cake Shop refuses to make a cake for a gay wedding. Court says that owners must comply

"What, we have to conduct buisness and make a profit? How dare those Blacks gays!"

Its literally like Jim Crow the remake.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I have to admit, I guessed wrong. I figured it'd be about Obamacare.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Welp, so much for freedom!

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
So whoever said that there was going to be news about the photo of Obama taking a selfie with the PM of Denmark and Michelle looking FUKKEN MAD AS HELL was spot on. I saw it on one of the TVs at the karting place tonight.

I'm not sure if I should be in awe of the ridiculous poo poo that gets passed off as news in this country.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
That's not even a right-wing thing, it's on imgur and everywhere. "Look at angry, sassy Michelle Obama jealous of a white lady!!!" *Michelle Obama continues to make face she always makes*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFuF8Y1H06Q

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Big Hubris
Mar 8, 2011


That Irish Guy posted:

Ohhhhhh


Ohhh gently caress. YOU. Limbaugh.


I hope any Catholics who were dumbshit enough to listen that were driven far, far, far away to the the warm, comforting embrace of socialism.

The Opus Dei fascists have been bitching about every Pope since Gregory XVI. They show no sign of leaving.

By the way, gently caress Gregory XVI. :italy:

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Cross post:

Here is one of the best image openings I have seen on Fox News



Guess what it is about?

Colorado Cake Shop refuses to make a cake for a gay wedding. Court says that owners must comply

But Rand Paul said that no smart business would willingly turn away customers because that's bad for business?

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

But Rand Paul said that no smart business would willingly turn away customers because that's bad for business?
Just as people kept African Americans away from their stores because they didn't want to be seen doing business with them during the Jim Crow days, now it's transitioned to segregation based on sexual orientation and "that cake shop does business with the gays, everybody run them out of town!" Then when LGBTs get equal rights, they will just a new demographic that's considered immoral/subhuman that they'll try to discriminate against because it's terrorism against their beliefs.

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Acquilae posted:

Just as people kept African Americans away from their stores because they didn't want to be seen doing business with them during the Jim Crow days, now it's transitioned to segregation based on sexual orientation. Then when LGBTs get equal rights, they will just a new demographic that's considered immoral/subhuman that they'll try to discriminate against because it's terrorism against their beliefs.

I know, I'm making fun of Rand pretending that a business with a bigger customer base is automatically more successful because there is no such thing as intensity of support and bigots certainly don't provide it to bigoted businesses.

agarjogger
May 16, 2011

Lycus posted:

Welp, so much for freedom!



Man, small business owners are a pretty homely looking, somewhat dim bunch. Do they all come from the same Christian business college in Arkansas?

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

I know, I'm making fun of Rand pretending that a business with a bigger customer base is automatically more successful because there is no such thing as intensity of support and bigots certainly don't provide it to bigoted businesses.

It would seem bad for business since most people against gay marriage are probably older and already married themselves whereas with same-sex marriage being legalized they have a new customer base. Or it has nothing to do with business and is instead about bigotry, but GOP rebuilding???

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Lycus posted:

Welp, so much for freedom!



My freedom to discriminate!!! Noooo!

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001


I hear ya Michelle. It's gotta suck having to "pal around" with so many corrupt dipshits, but I guess it comes with the job.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Dirk Pitt posted:

Hannity says there is a compelling case for autism being caused by vaccines. And wants to send Canadian Geese back to canada. :salute:

To be fair (and balanced), gently caress Canada geese, they should all be put into camps. Biggest dicks in the entire animal kingdom

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Honestly, Michelle constantly having to put up with the dweeby Barack Obama is my favorite thing about them.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Rev. Bleech_ posted:

To be fair (and balanced), gently caress Canada geese, they should all be put into camps. Biggest dicks in the entire animal kingdom

I thought that title went to the tapir but we're agreed on the important thing: death to the Worst Bird. Canadians probably hate 'em as much as we do, anyway.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Acquilae posted:

Just as people kept African Americans away from their stores because they didn't want to be seen doing business with them during the Jim Crow days, now it's transitioned to segregation based on sexual orientation and "that cake shop does business with the gays, everybody run them out of town!" Then when LGBTs get equal rights, they will just a new demographic that's considered immoral/subhuman that they'll try to discrimina red te against because it's terrorism against their beliefs.

Of course, if it's a liberal area and LGBT activists organize a boycott of the business, then "I'm being bullied by hateful meanies for my beliefs! :qq:"

quote:

In addition to the personal abuse, the groups began threatening any florist, wedding planner or other vendor that did business with Sweet Cakes.

“That tipped the scales,” Aaron Klein told Starnes. “The LGBT activists inundated them with phone calls and threatened them. They would tell our vendors, ‘If you don’t stop doing business with Sweet Cakes By Melissa, we will shut you down.’”

He added: “It’s a sad day for Christian business owners and it’s a sad day for the First Amendment. The LGBT attacks are the reason we are shutting down the shop. They have killed our business through mob tactics.”
:ironicat:

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
"With a knife and a fork and everything!"
--Bill O'Reilly

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Supposed free market supporters being strongly opposed to boycotts is about as American as apple pie, especially when those boycotts are in support of some progressive social issue. Here in Milwaukee there were boycotts of a local pizza chain which was mistreating union organizers and it was hilarious watching my libertarian friends switch between "the company shoud be free to contract with workers" and "people should not be free to boycott the pizza chain because, uh, reasons".

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

icantfindaname posted:

Supposed free market supporters being strongly opposed to boycotts is about as American as apple pie, especially when those boycotts are in support of some progressive social issue. Here in Milwaukee there were boycotts of a local pizza chain which was mistreating union organizers and it was hilarious watching my libertarian friends switch between "the company shoud be free to contract with workers" and "people should not be free to boycott the pizza chain because, uh, reasons".

My refusal to sell to gay people is Religious Freedom, your refusal to buy from bigots is Mafia tactics destroying the First Amendment :qq:

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Top of Google News

Fox News: Obama creates international incident with 'selfie' at Mandela service

Hindustan Times: At Mandela funeral, Obama and Cameron squeeze in for selfie with Danish PM

Telegraph: David Cameron defends 'selfie' at Nelson Mandela memorial

IN DEPTH - Times of India: Obama's selfie causes stir

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Phone posted:

Top of Google News

Fox News: Obama creates international incident with 'selfie' at Mandela service

Hindustan Times: At Mandela funeral, Obama and Cameron squeeze in for selfie with Danish PM

Telegraph: David Cameron defends 'selfie' at Nelson Mandela memorial

IN DEPTH - Times of India: Obama's selfie causes stir

One thing I don't get, beyond the fact how stupid this is, is how is it a selfie if it's with other people? Selfies are just yourself, it's in the loving name. Otherwise it's called a "picture."

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cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

FuzzySkinner posted:

Hey maybe it's time we end having such hostile relations with Cuba?

We're economic partners with CHINA for god's sake. Cold War is over.

But then where is the rest of the world supposed to affordably vacation and not have to deal with Americans :mad:

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