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Switch to Bob's long lost brother he didn't know he had
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Swing silently back and forth on your chains until you can reach the nightstand. Open the top drawer and retrieve the Gideon's Bible. Summon Jesus to exorcise the demons from Balsac, banish them to hell, heal your wounds and forgive your sins.
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Dec 12, 2013 05:25
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>switch to [whatever wife's name is], masturbate furiously until you squirt, aiming the discharge in the direction of Balsac
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Dec 12, 2013 05:25
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what if there is no save system this time because its a groundhog day loop
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Dec 12, 2013 05:26
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mr.capps posted:>switch back to Bryon, bar room 1 door, set motel on fire
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Dec 12, 2013 05:27
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Crotch Turtles posted:>switch to [whatever wife's name is], masturbate furiously until you squirt, aiming the discharge in the direction of Balsac drat
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Dec 12, 2013 05:27
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DAMMIT >tell wife, "I know this is crazy, but I'm gonna get us out of here." Squeeze out a big Cleveland steamer into the sacred blood bucket, then kick your rear end around swinging and knock that dusty-rear end dresser over right into the demonic pentagram. Time to gently caress poo poo up!
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Dec 12, 2013 05:27
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mr.capps posted:no wait, this is perfect
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Dec 12, 2013 05:27
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mr.capps posted:no wait, this is perfect
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Dec 12, 2013 05:28
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cheater
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Dec 12, 2013 05:29
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See this is why we should have convinced Susie to sleep with bob with our virile seed we would have impregnated her, making her part of the immediate family now we can't switch to her 
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Dec 12, 2013 05:29
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Hanks Lust Cafe posted:cheater i said that one screen ago, this is a new vote for it
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Dec 12, 2013 05:30
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mr.capps posted:no wait, this is perfect
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Dec 12, 2013 05:31
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> Yell "Aaaand CUT!" Wait for off-screen production crew to come release you. Thank Balsac for giving you the opportunity to direct/star in his newest music video.
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Dec 12, 2013 05:32
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mr.capps posted:no wait, this is perfect THEN switch to Bob
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Dec 12, 2013 05:33
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>hail satan
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Dec 12, 2013 05:34
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mr.capps posted:no wait, this is perfect
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Dec 12, 2013 05:38
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Work with your wife to swing back and forth hard enough to break the chains. Escape and later apologize to her, explaining that this was you trying to do that PCP rampage roleplay she always fantasized about
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Dec 12, 2013 05:46
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Dec 12, 2013 05:47
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Bob's wife has had enough of this poo poo. It is time for her to take control.
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Dec 12, 2013 05:48
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Poland Spring posted:Bob's wife has had enough of this poo poo. It is time for her to take control.
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Dec 12, 2013 05:48
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Take Susie's car and ram it through door 1. If she tries to stop you wave your axe menacingly and poo poo yourself.
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Dec 12, 2013 05:50
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almightyerin posted:Take Susie's car and ram it through door 1. If she tries to stop you wave your axe menacingly and poo poo yourself.
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Dec 12, 2013 05:54
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edit: scratch this, I just realized it was basically saying the same thing as the other switch to bob's wife vote
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Dec 12, 2013 05:54
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Poland Spring posted:Bob's wife has had enough of this poo poo. It is time for her to take control.
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Dec 12, 2013 05:55
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>grab axe before fire spreads too much
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Dec 12, 2013 05:56
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>Switch to bob, say "you summoned me what do you want", cast enlarge satan
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Dec 12, 2013 05:59
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>Tell Bob you want a divorce.
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Dec 12, 2013 06:00
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Crotch Turtles posted:>switch to [whatever wife's name is], masturbate furiously until you squirt, aiming the discharge in the direction of Balsac
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Dec 12, 2013 06:02
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> Press your bloody feet against the back wall and push off, using your momentum to gradually swing higher and higher until the walls, chains, or your own resolve breaks.
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Dec 12, 2013 06:03
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mr.capps posted:>Tell Bob you want a divorce.
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Dec 12, 2013 06:03
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> Seduce balsac
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Dec 12, 2013 06:03
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Start screaming at Bob in incoherent rage and foaming at the mouth. Get yourself swinging and attempt to bite chunks out of Bob. Heave legs up over head so your feet hook in the chains and spray period blood all over Bob.
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Dec 12, 2013 06:04
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gggiiimmmppp posted:> Seduce balsac walking fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Dec 12, 2013 |
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Dec 12, 2013 06:04
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mr.capps posted:>Tell Bob you want a divorce.
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Dec 12, 2013 06:07
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>swing your breasts in a circular motion to attract Balsac. Wink at him, and tell him that you'll make him feel good if he lets you down.
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Dec 12, 2013 06:08
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mr.capps posted:>Tell Bob you want a divorce.
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Dec 12, 2013 06:08
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mr.capps posted:>Tell Bob you want a divorce.
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im imagining balsacs huge jaws gently bobbing open and closed as he chants and i cannot stop smiling
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