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Eschatos: Apr 10, 2013; pictured: Big Cum's Most Monstrous Ambassador

Inzombiac posted:

Nedroid somehow makes these kind of jokes that only are funny when spoken but are even better as plain text. It's magical.

Except for, you know, speaking it out loud would utterly kill the joke.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 16:48

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 04:54

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

I say sword, don't know about you people. Might be an East Coast thing.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 07:43

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

I say "s-word" because swords are a taboo concept in my culture.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 08:32

Not a viking: Aug 2, 2008; Feels like I just got laid

Fun fact: "gladius" is latin for sword, but also a slang for penis.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 09:50

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Edit: wrong thread

# ? Dec 12, 2013 11:00

CobiWann: Oct 21, 2009; Have fun!

Not a viking posted:

Fun fact: "gladius" is latin for sword, but also a slang for penis.

Don't you mean to say "penis?"

# ? Dec 12, 2013 12:42

NLJP: Aug 26, 2004

Not a viking posted:

Fun fact: "gladius" is latin for sword, but also a slang for penis.

Fun fact: basically any word meaning something relatively long and straight is also slang for penis. See: "Sword"

NLJP has a new favorite as of 12:46 on Dec 12, 2013

# ? Dec 12, 2013 12:43

5er: Jun 1, 2000

Not a viking posted:

Fun fact: "gladius" is latin for sword, but also a slang for penis.

Well then it shouldn't surprise you what vagina is slang for.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 20:19

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Palmersaurus posted:

I like Romantically Apocalyptic

Well that stopped being romantic in a hurry. Disappointed. And awed. And weirded out.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 20:26

cowboythreespeech: Dec 28, 2008

5er posted:

Well then it shouldn't surprise you what vagina is slang for.

visigoth?

# ? Dec 12, 2013 20:38

Not a viking: Aug 2, 2008; Feels like I just got laid

cowboythreespeech posted:

visigoth?

Holy poo poo

e: speaking of :nws:

vorpal blades and habeas corpus :nws:

# ? Dec 12, 2013 21:11

Fishstick: Jul 9, 2005; Does not require preheating

Not a viking posted:

Holy poo poo

e: speaking of vorpal blades and habeas corpus

And the

followup

(keep clicking 'next page' and not 'next story'.) We are a peaceful fellatiocracy! We need no knob ruckus.

Fishstick has a new favorite as of 21:53 on Dec 12, 2013

# ? Dec 12, 2013 21:39

JoltSpree: Jul 19, 2012

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:11

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

NLJP posted:

I'd read more dilbert if it was like this

# ? Dec 13, 2013 01:26

Cuntellectual: Aug 6, 2010

http://nedroid.com/

This will save a lot of time.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 02:11

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

JoltSpree posted:

Awkward Zombie is pretty much the best video game webcomic and you should read it even if you don't play video games because a lot of the jokes work independently of the games just like real comedy.

(In retrospect, this is not a good example of that but if you haven't played Age of Empires you're probably a bad person anyway)

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:58

MichiganCubbie: Dec 11, 2008; I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

JoltSpree posted:

Huh, it's like a reinterpretation of (Storm of Swords/GoT Season 4 spoilers)the fight between Oberyn Martell and Gregor Clegane.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:33

Vaginaface: Aug 26, 2013; HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!

5er posted:

Well then it shouldn't surprise you what vagina is slang for.

Vagina translates literally to "sheath" in Latin

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:41

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Did Awkward Zombie get better over time? The ones posted here are pretty good, but whenever I start going through them from the beginning they're kind of terrible.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:42

Game Overman: May 23, 2004; under the radar

MichiganCubbie posted:

Huh, it's like a reinterpretation of (Storm of Swords/GoT Season 4 spoilers)the fight between Oberyn Martell and Gregor Clegane.

Or Arthur v. Mordred in Excalibur?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p49F-qcstw

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:45

Xander77: Apr 6, 2009; Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.

Phlegmish posted:

Did Awkward Zombie get better over time? The ones posted here are pretty good, but whenever I start going through them from the beginning they're kind of terrible.

Start at the end and keep going back then? It's not like the comic has a plot arc.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:53

Lord Lambeth: Dec 7, 2011

Phlegmish posted:

Did Awkward Zombie get better over time? The ones posted here are pretty good, but whenever I start going through them from the beginning they're kind of terrible.

She was like 14 when she started the comic so yeah.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:02

Lysdexique: Sep 12, 2010; Let me give you some advice, little buddy.

I fuckin' love Awkward Zombie!

Lysdexique has a new favorite as of 13:59 on Dec 13, 2013

# ? Dec 13, 2013 13:52

fondue: Jul 14, 2002

Say Nothing posted:

That's awesome, someone should make it into a t-shirt.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 14:19

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Lysdexique posted:

I fuckin' love Awkward Zombie!

I don't get this at all. But then again I've never played mass effect (?).

# ? Dec 13, 2013 22:23

deadly_pudding: May 13, 2009; who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Frostwerks posted:

I don't get this at all. But then again I've never played mass effect (?).

In the last mission, you split up your entire crew into squads for different tasks. Katie hates Miranda, apparently, so she is assigning Miranda to the task that she just described as a "suicide mission".

# ? Dec 13, 2013 22:28

Hydrolith: Oct 30, 2009

Miranda is an arsehole, with no redeeming character traits other than being sexy. I deliberately got her killed too. I can wholeheartedly relate to that comic.

from http://cutbu.tumblr.com/post/69936416818/by-essenti-cutbu-crew

# ? Dec 14, 2013 11:05

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

The final panel is a little unrealistic.

# ? Dec 14, 2013 11:19

All on Black: Dec 14, 2007; She's not "that Mexican", Mom, she's MY Mexican. And she's...Colombian or something.

Say Nothing posted:

Is this the one that was stolen from Shmorky?

# ? Dec 14, 2013 12:35

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

It was, hence the Todd smiley

# ? Dec 14, 2013 14:00

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

# ? Dec 14, 2013 17:52

particle409: Jan 15, 2008; Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

# ? Dec 14, 2013 21:39

Hydrolith: Oct 30, 2009

Phlegmish posted:

The final panel is a little unrealistic.

Clearly you haven't been cheering hard enough.

# ? Dec 15, 2013 01:25

Bogmonster: Oct 17, 2007; The Bogey is a philosopher who knows

I just don't get Achewood. And thats OK. Have some more Patrick Alexander from eegra.com

# ? Dec 15, 2013 15:37

Adeline Weishaupt: Oct 16, 2013; by Lowtax

# ? Dec 16, 2013 18:12

5er: Jun 1, 2000

deadly_pudding posted:

In the last mission, you split up your entire crew into squads for different tasks. Katie hates Miranda, apparently, so she is assigning Miranda to the task that she just described as a "suicide mission".

A LOT of people hated Miranda. I didn't have a problem with her but my judgment was clouded a bit by the idea that I had a cast member of Chuck rolling in my team, plus I really liked her leadership bonuses. With that being said, that Awkward Zombies comic is one of the best I've ever seen.

# ? Dec 16, 2013 22:56

Roger Tangerines: Apr 15, 2013; by Debbie Metallica

5er posted:

that Awkward Zombies comic is one of the best I've ever seen.

5er posted:

A LOT of people hated Miranda. I didn't have a problem with her but my judgment was clouded a bit by the idea that I had a cast member of Chuck rolling in my team, plus I really liked her leadership bonuses. With that being said, that Awkward Zombies comic is one of the best I've ever seen.