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CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

masturbate with satan

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:08

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 16:38

kedo: Nov 27, 2007

> Let out a primal pony scream, launch yourself at satan horns-first and hope for the best.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:08

Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

>Hail Satan

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:08

Gwyneth Palpate: Jun 7, 2010; Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

Dely Apple posted:

>Hail Satan

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:10

cock hero flux: Apr 17, 2011

hold up your hand for a high five

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:10

Tomn: Aug 23, 2007; And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

hey satan

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:10

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

watch Space Jam with Satan

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:11

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

>Bob, use the Earthbound pray command

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:12

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

>Ask Satan if he wants to play ponies.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:13

A RICH WHITE MAN: Jul 30, 2010; See them other chickenheads? They don't never leave the coop.

>cast enlarge satan

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:13

Chef Shimi: Feb 27, 2013

>save game

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:13

Ixtlilton: Mar 10, 2012; How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Chef Shimi posted:

>save game

that seems like it was a checkpoint, so yeah.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:14

Nomikos: Dec 31, 2003

Satan will do as a minister of something, right? We should have Bob marry something cool and then switch to it.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:15

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

>switch to bob
>poo poo
>switch back to byron
> Sell soul to Satan in exchange for a dark pony rebirth.
>piss
>save

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:16

SerSpook: Feb 13, 2012

That DICK! posted:

>switch to bob
>poo poo
>switch back to byron
> Sell soul to Satan in exchange for a dark pony rebirth.
>piss
>save

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:18

sweet geek swag: Mar 29, 2006; Adjust lasers to FUN!

That DICK! posted:

>switch to bob
>poo poo
>switch back to byron
> Sell soul to Satan in exchange for a dark pony rebirth.
>piss
>save

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:19

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Dely Apple posted:

>Hail Satan

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:19

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

>switch to byron, ask satan to be your friend

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:22

Magres: Jul 14, 2011

memy posted:

Cast Enlarge Satan

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:24

cock hero flux: Apr 17, 2011

sacrifice your parents to satan

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:24

Stoic Commie: Aug 29, 2005; by XyloJW

> gently caress Beelz

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:26

Kid Gloves: Jul 31, 2013; by XyloJW

HIIII BEELZZZZZZ I MISSED U :3:

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:27

smilingfish: Sep 18, 2012; fuck you i am smart

>masturbate

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:30

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

> save game
> Hail Satan
> rotate head 180 degrees, projectile vomit

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:30

Mathhole: Jun 2, 2011; rot in hell, wonderbread.

Atma posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKRRXt8J5YU

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:31

zgrowler2: Oct 29, 2011; HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES

Poland Spring posted:

>Become the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse

zgrowler2 fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Dec 12, 2013

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:35

walking: Nov 27, 2013

That DICK! posted:

>switch to bob
>poo poo
>switch back to byron
> Sell soul to Satan in exchange for a dark pony rebirth.
>piss
>save

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:41

18 Character Limit: Apr 6, 2007; Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!; Nap Ghost

> cast enlarge Byron.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:47

Mexican Deathgasm: Aug 17, 2010; Ramrod XTreme

advise satan of the rule changes to gbs and see if he approves

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:52

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Bjay9 posted:

>challenge Satan for his throne in hell

>Propose it be a challenge...of storytelling. If he agrees, offer that Satan go first, and when he's done recite the entirety of Fallout: Equestria

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:54

Brightman: Feb 24, 2005; I've seen fun you people wouldn't believe.
Tiki torches on fire off the summit of Kilauea.
I watched disco balls glitter in the dark near the Brandenburg Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like crowds in rain.

Time to sleep.

That DICK! posted:

>switch to bob
>poo poo
>switch back to byron
> Sell soul to Satan in exchange for a dark pony rebirth.
>piss
>save

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:55

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Challenge Satan to fiddling contest in Georgia.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:56

BrainParasite: Jan 24, 2003

Nomikos posted:

Satan will do as a minister of something, right? We should have Bob marry something cool and then switch to it.

>Ask Satan To Force Susie To Marry Bob

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:56

gco: May 8, 2007; gco deserves bunnies, too!

save game

try to pet bunny

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:57

Sklumm: Dec 12, 2013

point out your fathers cold shriveled and poo poo caked genitals to Satan and Bealz and laugh uproariously, offer them as sweetmeats to your dark visitor

# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:58

becrumbac: Apr 25, 2012

join with beelz and overthrow satan

# ? Dec 12, 2013 23:03

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Dely Apple posted:

>Hail Satan

That DICK! posted:

>switch to bob
>poo poo
>switch back to byron
> Sell soul to Satan in exchange for a dark pony rebirth.
>piss
>save

EDIT:

Better yet

Hail satan, ask him to help you get your parents down. Then take everyone to Dennys for some Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies or Gandalf's Gobble Melts.

Al Borland fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Dec 12, 2013

# ? Dec 12, 2013 23:06

Fucker: Jan 4, 2013

Atma posted:

hell yes

# ? Dec 12, 2013 23:13

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

I am very pleased with where the has gone.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 23:14

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almightyerin: Apr 16, 2007; The one the only. Accept no substitutes.

Begin weeping in awe. Declare yourself his most fervent worshipper and beg Satan for the ability to use magic. Tell him it will help you serve him better.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 23:19

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