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Binowru
Feb 15, 2007

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
jesus loving christ


e: oh hi new page

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Boatswain
May 29, 2012
I loving love Seth.

Sistergodiva
Jan 3, 2006

I'm like you,
I have no shame.

Seth is the greatest actor ever

Marvin_Gardens
May 25, 2005

If you plug that address into Google Street View you can see the Car of Sincerity.

DannyTanner
Jan 9, 2010

SUPERBOWL 43 SUNDAY FEBRUARY 1ST, 2009
Pittsburgh STEALERS 27 Arizona Cardinals 23

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
Seth lives like right down the street from where my grandma used to live.

Just to think back when I used to visit my grandma 13-14 years ago I was like 1/4 of a mile away from a young, budding Seth just trying to make it in LA as an actor.

That Sundance is just out of control levels of awesome.

WDIIA
Jan 14, 2006

K-I-N-G, The AU City Don
I know you heard about me
And this mission I'm on
But not a R-A-T,
I'm just tryin to live on
Not in a penitentiary
I'd rather be rollin chrome
Imagine what Seth was like when he was still a drunk/doing Ketamine

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

WDIIA posted:

Imagine what Seth was like when he was a drunk/doing Ketamine

Wearing ties and getting into fistfights at New Year's parties at Kurt Long's house, it sounds like.

Also vomiting maraschino cherries all over your porch, and fuckin' boba balls in your tub.

roach cum puddle
Jun 22, 2013

by Ralp
My favorite is him wasted as poo poo in the morning shooting off fireworks in a parking lot. Isn't that the story that happened right before he went sober?

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Did he ever talk about what finally made him go sober?

roach cum puddle
Jun 22, 2013

by Ralp
For some reason I'm almost positive when Seth was up all night on coke drinking then started shooting off fireworks in the morning that Jah showed up an was like "duuuude, I love you but you need to stop" and he partied so hard for so long he went sober right there.

kidsam
Aug 12, 2007

YES
Holy poo poo, I saw 31 new posts and hoped 399 was out but this is so much better.

roach cum puddle
Jun 22, 2013

by Ralp
If Seth didn't have a podcast and was just a dude I met where I was in his apartment and stumbled across a 20-page packet of quotes written down from the 2009 Super Bowl of people just saying "the refs man the refs!!", I would get his coke connect then BOOK it so loving fast

King of Gulps
Sep 4, 2003

Honestly that collection of quotes is a fragmaster monologue in the making - don't step on Amir's Anti-Videogame Success Plan and expect not to be called out on your fruity pigskin war simulation fetish.

GraPar
Jun 2, 2011
I'm pretty sure that Seth gave up drinking and drugs on 4/20 because Jonathan has called him out on how crazy that is before (also remember that because it's my birthday). I seem to remember something about doing drugs in a McDonald's drive-through but that might be a different story.

Zohn
Jul 21, 2006

Trust me, pinko, you ain't half he-man enough for Mickey Spillane's Rye Whisky.


Grimey Drawer
"Wooooo! Junction!"

"Nah, it's cool. They're probably bros. Probably a family friend baby sitting."

BloodFeastIslandMan
Jul 30, 2005
What are you doing here?
I just spoke to Seth on the phone. We didn't talk long, he was worried about Aaron Rodgers and seemed kind of busy. But he did mention the next live show is in Philly in early March. So excited to finally see them!

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

BloodFeastIslandMan posted:

I just spoke to Seth on the phone. We didn't talk long, he was worried about Aaron Rodgers and seemed kind of busy. But he did mention the next live show is in Philly in early March. So excited to finally see them!

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS THE TRUTH OH MY GOD MY DREAMS ARE ANSWERED

BloodFeastIslandMan
Jul 30, 2005
What are you doing here?

CortezFantastic posted:

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS THE TRUTH OH MY GOD MY DREAMS ARE ANSWERED

He said it should be announced in a few weeks. According to Seth it will be at the "World Coffehouse...place? is that a thing? Did I get it right?" which i assume is World Cafe Live. First weekend in March, if he remembers correctly.

Wild Hogs
May 6, 2008
He also mentioned something similar to me.

Edit: it's all conjecture till an announcement and I don't want hopes up and dashed

Wild Hogs fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Dec 14, 2013

BloodFeastIslandMan
Jul 30, 2005
What are you doing here?

insnpol posted:

He also mentioned New York and DC shows to me but told me not to tell but the cats out of the bag I suppose.

I hope I didn't do something wrong. He didn't tell me to keep this quiet or anything but I was only planning on telling people here. I'm just so excited because I missed Boston for the worst reason, it was my then girlfriend's birthday and she thought podcasts were stupid. Then a week later she begin to love UYD and i never got over it. And now I get to see them in my own city and i was told personally by Seth. I was so excited and had no one tell. Sorry Roma!

Wild Hogs
May 6, 2008
Naw I'm sure you didn't but it looks like we have a mini-east coast tour! I live in southeastern Virginia and I never thought they'd come closer than maybe Philly so I'm as ecstatic as can be.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
Sounds like Seth is trolling y'all. Classic Seth.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

insnpol posted:

He also mentioned New York and DC shows to me but told me not to tell but the cats out of the bag I suppose.

No, its probably true since I finally moved away from there

BloodFeastIslandMan
Jul 30, 2005
What are you doing here?

CortezFantastic posted:

Sounds like Seth is trolling y'all. Classic Seth.

He pretty much knew the name of a Philly venue that would be very likely to host. I want to believe.

Edit: what if he did some quick googling before he called? I talked about the eagles on my voicemail message, maybe he really wanted to gently caress with me since the cowboys won't win the division. You're loving with my head now

BloodFeastIslandMan fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Dec 14, 2013

Wild Hogs
May 6, 2008
I don't think Seth would gently caress around with a listener that much. That'd be a specific troll is all I'm saying.

Wild Hogs fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Dec 14, 2013

roach cum puddle
Jun 22, 2013

by Ralp
Yeah, to assume every fan posts on a broad media platform where dozens of other listeners would see this news is unlike Seth to do. He probably trusted in a listener to keep his mouth shut and that listener didn't :straightface:

RustyTrombone
Oct 23, 2007

by zen death robot
insnpol, thank you so much for posting the dossier. Seth is a legend.

Mr. Samuel Shitley
Jun 15, 2007

by XyloJW
I deperately want a twin cities Minneapolis show. We got dope theaters and restaurants. get up here dawgs.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I love how Seth is right in that meaty part of the curve between 'oh you should, like, talk to someone and get some pills' and 'ahaha you rule crazy dude'.

Are sober dudes allowed to be on Xannies?

Also, east coast tour? We comin' down from T.O. y'all.

Marvin_Gardens
May 25, 2005

A topi is one who executes with panache.

RiSK
Dec 9, 2006

The Red Rocket Rifle
I lived in Denver when they came through but was out of town for a wedding. I'm now in D.C. and desperately want them to come here. Or any place within like a 2 or 3 hour drive (like Philly).

dvorak
Sep 11, 2003

WARNING: Temporal rift detected!
Please ensure that the secret dossier is archived for posterity and linked in the OP. That is some legendary poo poo.

Seth mentions that in the very first episode too. Some real UYD history.

dvorak fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Dec 15, 2013

roach cum puddle
Jun 22, 2013

by Ralp
Wait how could something that happened in 2009 be talked about in 2006? oops I thought the superbowl game was in 09 not 06

roach cum puddle fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Dec 15, 2013

SaxMaverick
Jun 9, 2005

The stuff of nightmares

roach cum puddle posted:

Wait how could something that happened in 2009 be talked about in 2006?

The Steelers have a longer history of being cheaters than you think. 2005 was the game he is talking about

Pygmy Pyrosaur
Jun 29, 2007

Welcome to
Kitty City

SaxMaverick posted:

The Steelers have a longer history of being cheaters than you think. 2005 was the game he is talking about

I was kind of surprised to not see some references to the phantom touchdowns and that crazy situation against Miami like three years back that I remember being really pissed about because I'm an anti-Steelers fan also, but I don't remember the specifics.

Drewsky
Dec 29, 2010

Thank you so much for posting the dossier. I can't believe it's real, Seth is the best weirdest person.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

WoG posted:

UYD episodes 1-159 (9.56GB zip). (I know, Mega's kind of janky, but dropbox has a bandwidth limit, and other options for a 10 gig file are limited. If one of you has an unmetered server, go ahead and rehost, or pm me an ftp login.)
This is great, thanks!

SaxMaverick
Jun 9, 2005

The stuff of nightmares
I've gotten so mad the last two weeks about the cowboys, but I imagine Seth is even more pissed than I am

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
God dammit just do a show in Chicago already, come on man

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