Cricket Thread 2013: Why you chirpin' now, mate? Not getting wickets?

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Burn Down Canberra: Oct 27, 2005; GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

Ahaha rogers with a couple of WACA leaves.

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Boonys Cut Shot: Nov 5, 2004; Elite athlete

Burn Down Canberra posted:

Could be a difficult first session. Bat sensibly and see off the moisture in the pitch and see how the poms fancy the heat. If we bat like dullards and go into lunch 4 down we have stuffed it.

If we can avoid having Clarke in until after lunch that would be ideal.

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a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Hahaha wtf

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:40

CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Oh you loving idiots

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:40

Pvt. Public: Sep 9, 2004; I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.

Holy poo poo that was fast.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:40

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

Rogers always finds some way to gently caress things up.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:41

sweetroy: May 23, 2011; thats a space bar

man i hate yall

Well thats a bad start

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:41

Obeiwan: Jun 12, 2011

God drat it, what a dumb thing to do! Great throw though!

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:41

Burn Down Canberra: Oct 27, 2005; GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

That is honestly inexcusable

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:41

Windmill Hut: Jul 21, 2008

Clarke should be waiting at the fence here. Watson will make nothing.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:42

Pvt. Public: Sep 9, 2004; I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.

Man, I sure hope Watto isn't himself today! :v:

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:42

Aargh: Sep 8, 2004

The intelligence of the modern cricketer never ceases to amaze me, and in comes Mr intelligence.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:43

put both hands in: Nov 28, 2007; FYFE

You dumbass Rogers. Getting run out in the second over of a test is loving idiotic.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:43

iajanus: Aug 17, 2004; NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
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What the gently caress are you doing, Rogers? Seriously. You should never be being run out in Test Cricket, much less in the second over.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:43

Burn Down Canberra: Oct 27, 2005; GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

That is almost an error worth dropping a player. Especially with Hughes in form.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:45

Captain Matchbox: Sep 22, 2008; BOP THE STOATS

Watto will get high 80s or get out for 4 runs

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:45

Pvt. Public: Sep 9, 2004; I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.

Haha, was that a vague "oh crap" I just heard on the stump mic during the slo-mo replay? Sure sounded like it to me.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:46

Burn Down Canberra: Oct 27, 2005; GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

There is some pace in the pitch. Anderson just got called wide on height.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:47

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

Holy gently caress I love Trent Boult, what a screamer of a catch.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:51

NPR Journalizard: Feb 14, 2008

gently caress, Anderson has turned up to play

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Noxin of Shame: Jul 25, 2005; Our Dan

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Holy gently caress I love Trent Boult, what a screamer of a catch.

Seriously, it was spectacular!
e: yessssssss

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:55

Pvt. Public: Sep 9, 2004; I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.

Dangerous run there. What the poo poo, Aus?

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:56

Burn Down Canberra: Oct 27, 2005; GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

Pvt. Public posted:

Dangerous run there. What the poo poo, Aus?

Especially silly at Perth. It's a ground that gives absurd value for shots.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:58

Fanatic: Mar 9, 2006

Pvt. Public posted:

Dangerous run there. What the poo poo, Aus?

I guess they now think it's fine to go for them when Anderson is the bowler.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 03:58

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

For what its worth, the Guardian's over by over commentary is great.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:04

thehappyprince: Apr 4, 2006; Alastair Cock

didn't know this was on but lol at cook not opening with bresnan, the actual swing bowler, when you have a ball that only swings for about 10 overs.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:13

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

Tim Bresnan's middle name is Tom.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:14

Pvt. Public: Sep 9, 2004; I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Tim Bresnan's middle name is Tom.

Amazing.

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webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

What is that loving siren I keep hearing in the background on Grandstand? Holy gently caress it's annoying

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:15

Pvt. Public: Sep 9, 2004; I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.

webmeister posted:

What is that loving siren I keep hearing in the background on Grandstand? Holy gently caress it's annoying

Rogers moaning about his runout?

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:20

Arbiter Azariah: May 31, 2010

webmeister posted:

What is that loving siren I keep hearing in the background on Grandstand? Holy gently caress it's annoying

The WACA is very close to Trinity College, a Catholic 4-12. Might it be a school siren?

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:22

CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

gently caress off Watson

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thehappyprince: Apr 4, 2006; Alastair Cock

'oh no'

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Obeiwan: Jun 12, 2011

Can we please throw away Watson now!

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:25

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Haha gently caress off Watson. Literally anyone is better right now.

Also the siren is the sightscreen moving.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:25

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Goddamn isky is a loving turd. I do not want to watch cricket on the tele like a caveman.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:25

Pvt. Public: Sep 9, 2004; I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.

Hahahaha gently caress off Watto, you useless oval office.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:26

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

gently caress

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Watson

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:26

Fanatic: Mar 9, 2006

Swap Watson for Hughes now please.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 04:27

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thehappyprince: Apr 4, 2006; Alastair Cock

in a horrific twist to the cricket thread webmeister never posts again as the alarm he kept hearing and dismissing was his smoke alarm as his house went up in flames. rip webmeister. posting with carnivean now.

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