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CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Say Nothing posted:


I'm kind of surprised they didn't collapse into a black hole.

I love that Mark's the only one wearing a suit like a grown up.

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Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008

Here's the makeshift backstage area from Tribute to the Troops.



If you're wondering why it's because the entrance ramp was a loving C-17

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Greatest entrance ramp in history.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
That is pretty awesome

Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008

Gonz posted:

Greatest entrance ramp in history.
I wish they could bring back Armageddon's whole "here's a shitload of army vehicles" set and do this now.

Five Apples
Mar 11, 2008

THIS IS WHAT I AM

CombineThresher posted:

I love that Mark's the only one wearing a suit like a grown up.
:goonsay:

It's pretty safe to assume the other guys were actually competing, hence the workout clothes and loving trophy.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Kifisonfire posted:

I wish they could bring back Armageddon's whole "here's a shitload of army vehicles" set and do this now.

I miss kickass old PPV sets. Anyone have some pictures of iconic now-defunct PPV sets? Armageddon used to be war-themed most of the time, No Way Out had a lot of chains and locks, and Backlash always had that awesome scythe motif.

There are post-HD exceptions, like TLC's huge wall of hanging tables, ladders, and chairs, and Over the Limit's cool speedometer minitron, but it's unfortunate that once they got the giant LED-tron they just sort of went "Welp, here's a giant screen and some stuff on the floor." Kind of got in the way of really elaborate set dec.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Five Apples posted:

:goonsay:

It's pretty safe to assume the other guys were actually competing, hence the workout clothes and loving trophy.
Exactly! You gotta love how Mark makes the 340lb guy standing next to him look ordinary.


Hulkception!

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Oct 30, 2009

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I always like wm 20's background of the city that caught on fire during Kane's entrance.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Kifisonfire posted:

Here's the makeshift backstage area from Tribute to the Troops.



If you're wondering why it's because the entrance ramp was a loving C-17



This looks so much loving better than last year when they just ran a normal arena with the normal setup.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
(Click to En-LARGE)


Rene Dupree looks weird.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Kifisonfire posted:

Here's the makeshift backstage area from Tribute to the Troops.



If you're wondering why it's because the entrance ramp was a loving C-17



No red, white and blue ropes? :911:

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
These colors don't run the ropes.

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."
I feel bad for the Divas. It looks like it must be loving cold in that plane.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Five Apples posted:

:goonsay:

It's pretty safe to assume the other guys were actually competing, hence the workout clothes and loving trophy.

No poo poo, I was kidding. Calm down.

Red posted:

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Rene Dupree looks weird.

Renee Dupree looks like he's been under a heat lamp for too long.

GB888
Jan 28, 2004

The GB stands for "Great Boobs".

Red posted:

(Click to En-LARGE)


Rene Dupree looks weird.

My favorite Rene Dupree moment was at the start of the relaunch of ECW, when he did an elbow drop on CM Punk from the bottom rope and Tazz was like, "Well, that was extreme, I guess. :shrug:"

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Why does he have a tattoo of a small, badly made bookshelf?

Tarodia
Jan 13, 2008

Winners don't do drugs

Halloween Jack posted:

Why does he have a tattoo of a small, badly made bookshelf?

It's kanji, combined with the one on his shoulder it says "Japan"

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp

Taking the Matt Hardy route?

Five Apples
Mar 11, 2008

THIS IS WHAT I AM

Snack Ryder

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012


No that's not him. There's no way that's him. It's gotta be Tommy Dreamer or someone.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Five Apples posted:

Snack Ryder

Goddammit.

Is there a word in some other language for the feeling of being beaten to a joke? It's like the opposite of l'esprit de l'escalier.

Wojtek
Oct 17, 2008
There's no loving way that's Ryder, but drat.

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding
Well he did have all those matches with catering after his push ended...

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



Chew, chew, chew! You know it!

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Less Strong Island, more Manfatten.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Oh gravy boat
On to everything you flow

Five Apples
Mar 11, 2008

THIS IS WHAT I AM

sticklefifer posted:

Goddammit.

Is there a word in some other language for the feeling of being beaten to a joke? It's like the opposite of l'esprit de l'escalier.

I was giggling like a child at getting that one in first.
Also,

OoOoOoOoOo burrito,
I'll eat anything you know...

I like to binge on a burrito,
I like to chomp it real loud
I like to driiiive to a drive-thru
Farting like thunder always always drawing a crowd

Can I have another piece of cheeeeeeeeeeeese yeah?
I stare into the mirror
I hate this thing I see

OoOoOoOoOo burrito,
I'll eat anything you know
IiIiIiIiIi will scarf down your every bite please more mayo

I see the look in your eyes,
but I have desire for those pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-iesssssssssss

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Five Apples posted:

I was giggling like a child at getting that one in first.
Also,

OoOoOoOoOo burrito,
I'll eat anything you know...

I like to binge on a burrito,
I like to chomp it real loud
I like to driiiive to a drive-thru
Farting like thunder always always drawing a crowd

Can I have another piece of cheeeeeeeeeeeese yeah?
I stare into the mirror
I hate this thing I see

OoOoOoOoOo burrito,
I'll eat anything you know
IiIiIiIiIi will scarf down your every bite please more mayo

I see the look in your eyes,
but I have desire for those pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-iesssssssssss

This is gold.

rahum
Jun 21, 2004
happy ending


After some searching, I found the urn! OHHH YEEESSS!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Five Apples posted:

I was giggling like a child at getting that one in first.
Also,

OoOoOoOoOo burrito,
I'll eat anything you know...

I like to binge on a burrito,
I like to chomp it real loud
I like to driiiive to a drive-thru
Farting like thunder always always drawing a crowd

Can I have another piece of cheeeeeeeeeeeese yeah?
I stare into the mirror
I hate this thing I see

OoOoOoOoOo burrito,
I'll eat anything you know
IiIiIiIiIi will scarf down your every bite please more mayo

I see the look in your eyes,
but I have desire for those pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-iesssssssssss

Haha you know Zack Ryder's theme well enough to parody it.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


XD voted 5

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Well, he did Highlander away Tommy Dreamer & Hurricane Helms at the end of ECW. The urge for Baconators is written into his DNA now.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Can't say I'm surprised about Zack Ryder getting fat since he's so demotivated right now

Awesome Andy
Feb 18, 2007

All the spoils of a wasted life
Just watch he's going to bulk up and cut it all and Vince will fall in love with him.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Awesome Andy posted:

Just watch he's going to bulk up and cut it all and Vince will fall in love with him.

Ridiculously over-roided Zack Ryder would be pushed to the moon.

Edit: That reminds me, where the hell is Mason Ryan?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Red posted:

Ridiculously over-roided Zack Ryder would be pushed to the moon.

Edit: That reminds me, where the hell is Mason Ryan?

Jobbing in NXT.

Five Apples
Mar 11, 2008

THIS IS WHAT I AM

Endless Mike posted:

Haha you know Zack Ryder's theme well enough to parody it.

I looked up his entrance video, listened to it once, and wrote that in 10 minutes. Because he's fat. And it's funny.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
*to the tune of Meine Lippen, sie küssen so heiß by Franz Lehár* Don't do this it's never funny

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