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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Phlegmish posted:

During the Middle Ages, pigs were occasionally put on trial for devouring human babies. They are assholes.

I can't help but picture a pig in court with an attorney defending it.

Here's Margaret Battye in court dress.

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plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

spudsbuckley posted:

Just noticed there's a bottle of YR Sauce next to the Chef in that picture. That's a different and superior brand of brown sauce. HP is also brown sauce.

That must be an ethnic food store because the YR has a "Love Irish Food" label on it meaning it was imported. This is a fun mystery but i just want to know why it was posted in this thread at all :/

I'm going to guess that the poster was American; over here we call that type of sauce for salads "dressing", so "salad cream" would sound a little funny/dirty.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Phlegmish posted:

During the Middle Ages, pigs were occasionally put on trial for devouring human babies. They are assholes.

Throwing around authority AND pigs? I could see a lot of towns trumping up charges.

"In the matter before the court, we the jury find the defendant delicious."

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

spudsbuckley posted:

Chef is a pretty big sauce brand over here in Ireland/England.

The one labelled "Sauce" is more commonly known as "Brown Sauce" over here and it's hard to describe if you haven't had it to be honest.

Salad Cream is horrible poo poo that tastes like crap mayo.

Maybe that explains the Guy Fawkes look? Just came from the supermarket and I actually saw both bottles exactly like the picture. I was looking for wasabi in the international foods section, so I guess that makes sense.

edit:

plainswalker75 posted:

I'm going to guess that the poster was American; over here we call that type of sauce for salads "dressing", so "salad cream" would sound a little funny/dirty.

Yeah, I just saw them in an American supermarket, and they're considered import foods.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Chef brand just makes me think of Bill Hicks' rant about being offered a job promoting an English orange drink. For some reason he was really pissed at how bad the brits were at capitalism because they called it "Orange Drink."

I'd imagine he'd find a way to be pissed at a Fanta commercial too. There really was no pleasing him.



:rip:

Tide
Mar 27, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

cyberia posted:

Worcestershire sauce is made with anchovies so it is essentially English fish sauce.

Hold up.

What?

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Tide posted:

Hold up.

What?

wikipedia posted:


The ingredients of a traditional bottle of Worcestershire sauce sold in the UK as "The Original & Genuine Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce" are malt vinegar (from barley), spirit vinegar, molasses, sugar, salt, anchovies, tamarind extract, onions, garlic, spice, and flavouring. The "spice, and flavouring" is believed to include cloves, soy sauce, lemons, pickles and peppers.

DaisyDanger
Feb 19, 2007

Sorry, a system error occurred.

Tide posted:

Hold up.

What?

Go find the How It's Made episode of it. It's pretty gross, but drat, it's tasty.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Fermented sauces are so gross but so delicious. If you've never read how to make your own soy sauce, I highly recommend it. It's a considerably more disgusting process than you might think.

Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011

Gaunab posted:

I can't help but picture a pig in court with an attorney defending it.

Here's Margaret Battye in court dress.



Hah, the first thing I thought was a pig addressing the jury. "Dear sows and boars of this esteemed court...."

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Gaunab posted:

I can't help but picture a pig in court with an attorney defending it.

Here's Margaret Battye in court dress.



Yeah right, MCP, you aren't fooling anyone.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

Will 7uck goats for money? :raise:

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Hogge Wild posted:

Isn't that HP? And it tastes like mixing fish sauce with ketchup.


HP sauce is a brand of brown sauce, but not all brown sauce is HP. And brown sauce is very similar to A1 steak sauce apparently, because I knew a guy who had american friends online who told him he HAD to try A1 steak sauce, so he spent the better part of a tenner on a bottle of A1 from some imported foods website only to find it was basically an okay brown sauce.

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll

President Ark posted:

Will 7uck goats for money? :raise:

That's the way I like it baby, I don't wanna live forever. :hehe:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Dandy Shrew posted:

Maybe the funny is that chef brand anything is pretty terrible.

When I think "chef's sauce" I think:

"Chef Sauce" :gizz:
"Chef Salad Cream" :gizz:


Yes I'm still 14, why do you ask?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

MisterOblivious posted:

When I think "chef's sauce" I think:

"Chef Sauce" :gizz:
"Chef Salad Cream" :gizz:


Yes I'm still 14, why do you ask?



Is that you ?

(Obviously from the brilliant http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/)

E : Wait, does this count as a macro ? :ohdear:

E2: VVV But my delicious untainted rap :gonk:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Fathis Munk posted:



Is that you ?

(Obviously from the brilliant http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/)

E : Wait, does this count as a macro ? :ohdear:

Leave it up and find out, it's only a probation.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Novum posted:

That's the way I like it baby, I don't wanna live forever. :hehe:

You win some, lose some; it's all the same to me.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

President Ark posted:

Will 7uck goats for money? :raise:

Backwards letters make it cuter.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Vanadium Dame
May 29, 2002

HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY VERY STRONG OPINIONS

Tide posted:

Hold up.

What?

Fun fact, for thousands of years the main condiment of Europe was essentially mashed up fish guts mixed with salt. http://www.amazon.com/Salt-Mark-Kurlansky-ebook/dp/B00BPDN33W/ if you want to learn more with some extremely dry (heh) reading.

KittenofDoom
Apr 15, 2003

Me posting IRL
David Bowie and his owl from Labyrinth had a baby! :3:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Magnificent plumage.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



President Ark posted:

Will 7uck goats for money? :raise:

It looks like he's taking handwriting cues from the fender guitar logo

Buh
May 17, 2008
PYF Page-long Derail that is somehow Even Less Interesting Than Last Page's

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Buh posted:

PYF Page-long Derail that is somehow Even Less Interesting Than Last Page's

Anyone here pay fees on their checking account?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

KnifeWrench posted:

Anyone here pay fees on their checking account?

I actually go with a really good local bank, and I have never paid anything for my checking account at all

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Tide posted:

Hold up.

What?

Usually this is what people say when they find out it's pronounced woostasheer.



Is this supposed to be attractive?

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Usually this is what people say when they find out it's pronounced woostasheer.



Is this supposed to be attractive?

Yeah, I don't get do-rags either.

Lotron
Aug 15, 2006

Still clownin'

to: guy in the mirror: dude its just a selfie, was that really necessary

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Usually this is what people say when they find out it's pronounced woostasheer.



Is this supposed to be attractive?

Ladies love chocolate.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Angela Christine posted:

Ladies love chocolate.

Oh good, from the context I though that was brown sauce. Which would have made it even more :wtc:

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
Why

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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Why not? That seems reasonable enough.

mynameisbatman
Oct 3, 2008


I'm guessing it's a no smoking inside so stub that poo poo before you come in here kind of deal?

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
FAA regulations require airplane lavatories to have an ashtray even though you're not allowed to smoke on commercial flights.

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Fathis Munk posted:


Is that you ?

(Obviously from the brilliant http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/)

E : Wait, does this count as a macro ? :ohdear:

E2: VVV But my delicious untainted rap :gonk:

Thank you for bringing this site to my attention, it is wonderful.

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



Because you can't fill the gap from removing the ashtray well and the sticker is less than a percent of the cost of a replacement wall panel.

stubblyhead posted:

FAA regulations require airplane lavatories to have an ashtray even though you're not allowed to smoke on commercial flights.

Citation not strictly necessary but oh man I kinda want to see this. It sounds just like the kind of relic a people-old regulatory code would have buried in it.

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