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VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
You just know the sombrero guy was the first one they decided on. "Now how can we caricature these other states?"

They should have made Texas's hat bigger, and made Utah a Mormon missionary.

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ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
Meet the New Mexico. Same as the old Mexico.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Axetrain posted:

You know considering that this is supposed to be a Christian nation and all it seems to me the founders really hosed up by not mentioning Jesus or Christianity even once in the Constitution, way to drop the ball Madison!

It was implied.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
Has anybody else seen this article yet?

http://100percentfedup.com/189-senate-dems-vote-to-cut-pensions-for-vets-instead-of-welfare-for-illegals

My brother posted it. I know he's smarter than this. :sigh:

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Troll Bridgington posted:

Has anybody else seen this article yet?

http://100percentfedup.com/189-senate-dems-vote-to-cut-pensions-for-vets-instead-of-welfare-for-illegals

My brother posted it. I know he's smarter than this. :sigh:

The annoying thing is that I had to look all over the place to figure out what they're actually talking about. It looks like the specific "Welfare" they're talking about is the Additional Child Tax Credit.
http://www.treasury.gov/tigta/auditreports/2011reports/201141061fr.pdf

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

The annoying thing is that I had to look all over the place to figure out what they're actually talking about. It looks like the specific "Welfare" they're talking about is the Additional Child Tax Credit.
http://www.treasury.gov/tigta/auditreports/2011reports/201141061fr.pdf

But tax credits aren't welfare, that's their money!

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

VideoTapir posted:

But tax credits aren't welfare, that's their money!

No, don't argue this. Tax credits are definitely welfare. It's not "your money" if you pay the same rate as others in your bracket but then you get extra back.

Pretending tax credits aren't welfare, but is just giving back what is rightfully theirs is how the rich give themselves huge welfare benefits while pretending the poor are the takers.

It's bad enough that credits don't show up on the budget because they're just a quiet loss of revenue. Don't use the same framing yourself.

Ratmtattat
Mar 10, 2004
the hairdryer

Phil Robertson from the show Duck Dynasty made some comments in a magazine about gays being sinners and using a slippery slope that it can lead to beastiality. He has been suspended from the show by the network.

Now I've gotten a bunch of people on my feed joining a page called "Stand with Phil Robertson." Oh boy I cannot wait to see the fallout from this.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

VitalSigns posted:

No, don't argue this. Tax credits are definitely welfare. It's not "your money" if you pay the same rate as others in your bracket but then you get extra back.

Pretending tax credits aren't welfare, but is just giving back what is rightfully theirs is how the rich give themselves huge welfare benefits while pretending the poor are the takers.

It's bad enough that credits don't show up on the budget because they're just a quiet loss of revenue. Don't use the same framing yourself.

I know this. Taxes are theft types often don't.

ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
Be prepared to see a bunch of people who don't understand what free speech is cite the First Amendment.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Ratmtattat posted:

Phil Robertson from the show Duck Dynasty made some comments in a magazine about gays being sinners and using a slippery slope that it can lead to beastiality. He has been suspended from the show by the network.

Now I've gotten a bunch of people on my feed joining a page called "Stand with Phil Robertson." Oh boy I cannot wait to see the fallout from this.

I mean, what were they expecting?

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Ratmtattat posted:

Phil Robertson from the show Duck Dynasty made some comments in a magazine about gays being sinners and using a slippery slope that it can lead to beastiality. He has been suspended from the show by the network.

Now I've gotten a bunch of people on my feed joining a page called "Stand with Phil Robertson." Oh boy I cannot wait to see the fallout from this.

Yeah I got into a lengthy discussion on facebook about it. Everybody kept saying "oh but he was nice about it..he said he doesn't judge! He's not being intolerant!" It doesn't matter how "nice" you are about it...thinking its a sin and that they're making a choice in and of itself is a hateful intolerant idea at it's very core. Tacking on some "...but I don't judge!" doesn't mean poo poo.

Also there's this clip from the article, apparently from Phil's biography:


Phil On Growing Up in Pre-Civil-Rights-Era Louisiana:

quote:

I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person. Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I’m with the blacks, because we’re white trash. We’re going across the field.... They’re singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, ‘I tell you what: These doggone white people’—not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
Reminder, the Duck Dynasty people live in a state that in 1991 gave David Duke 40% of the vote for the gubernatorial election. That fact just makes that quote even more :stare:

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

VideoTapir posted:

I know this. Taxes are theft types often don't.

Oh I see, you were mocking the inconsistency of the taxes-are-theft types being pro-credits because they "give the rich what is rightfully theirs" but somehow anti-credit if the people getting back their taxes are mooching poors not paying their fair share. Carry on! :tipshat:

That was always galling about Romney (well one of many things). Here you had the Republican Party under Bush campaigning that taxes were too high, and bragging that their tax cuts reduced the number of people who paid taxes, and then Romney comes along and uses the result of the same policies he supports (a smaller tax base) to call people slackers and moochers.

The change in rhetoric from 2004 to 2012 was hilarious(-ly depressing).

Conservatives 2004 posted:

A wave of political “tax fairness” rhetoric in recent months has swept aside reasonable assessments of the Bush tax cuts. Tax cut critics have argued that the cuts have only helped the wealthiest Americans. However, 7.8 million low and middle-income families had their entire income tax liabilities erased by the cuts.

Romney 2012 posted:

There are 47% of the people who will vote for the president no matter what. All right, there are 47% who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. That that's an entitlement ... And they will vote for this president no matter what ... These are people who pay no income tax ... My job is not to worry about those people. I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives.

drat that communist Bush, increasing the number of people who will vote Democrat no matter what now that they pay no income tax. He betrayed America with his Marxist-Leninist Kenyan tax cuts! :bahgawd:

VitalSigns fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Dec 19, 2013

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Ratmtattat posted:

Phil Robertson from the show Duck Dynasty made some comments in a magazine about gays being sinners and using a slippery slope that it can lead to beastiality. He has been suspended from the show by the network.

Now I've gotten a bunch of people on my feed joining a page called "Stand with Phil Robertson." Oh boy I cannot wait to see the fallout from this.

I've seen a few things floating around on Facebook. My childhood friend was like "I don't get all of this fake outrage" etc, but one of his friends posted a pretty good response:

quote:

I just find it ironic that the guy who makes mating calls to trick ducks into thinking they want to gently caress them is talking about homosexuals & beastiality

I expressed my concern that people are being held accountable for reprehensible things they say. I gotta go real quick, I have a movie to yell FIRE in to attend.

Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.
The thing that gets me about the Duck Dynasty guy is that his view of the world is just ridiculously simplistic. In his teeny-tiny, childish world StraightJesusMerican:911: is good, and everything else is bad.

quote:

Though he's worried about the state of this country, Robertson seemed even more concerned about non-Christian cultures.

"All you have to do is look at any society where there is no Jesus. I’ll give you four: Nazis, no Jesus. Look at their record. Uh, Shintos? They started this thing in Pearl Harbor. Any Jesus among them? None. Communists? None. Islamists? Zero," Robertson explained. "That’s eighty years of ideologies that have popped up where no Jesus was allowed among those four groups. Just look at the records as far as murder goes among those four groups.”
Because Christians have never done anything bad throughout history. ...I bet he actually believes that.

quote:

Robertson also shared his view that gay men are "not logical."

“It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man’s anus," said Roberston. "That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical."
With an argument like that, how could anyone disagree? I mean, I like avocados, so it's just not logical for other people to like bell peppers, right?

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Guilty Spork posted:

I mean, I like avocados, so it's just not logical for other people to like bell peppers, right?

No, this isn't logical at all. Therefore you have a bold and lucrative career ahead of you in conservative media! :911:

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost
Islamists have no Jesus? Isn't he the last prophet before Mohammed in Islam?

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

I mean...Shinto? Really?

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

All I can think about when people are getting in a tussle about the Duck Dynasty guy is "how dare you not tolerate my intolerance!"

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

KKKLIP ART posted:

All I can think about when people are getting in a tussle about the Duck Dynasty guy is "how dare you not tolerate my intolerance!"

Everyone I know that's pissed about it are the same people that were calling for Noted Shithead Piers Morgan's job when he said guns were bad.

ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
Is he somehow implying that the Nazis had no Jesus because

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Emron posted:

Everyone I know that's pissed about it are the same people that were calling for Noted Shithead Piers Morgan's job when he said guns were bad.

I'm guessing they also feel that cake company should be allowed to refuse service to gays as well.

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


DarkHorse posted:

Islamists have no Jesus? Isn't he the last prophet before Mohammed in Islam?

Yes. Jesus is a very important prophet to Islam. Islam holds that he was immaculately conceived, was the Messiah of the Children of Israel, and that he was able to perform miracles. The only point of difference is that Islam holds that Jesus was a mortal man who lived as a prophet just as Adam, Noah, Moses, etc. before being lifted up to Heaven by God. This leads to the rejection of the Trinitarian view of Jesus as the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, or that he was crucified and resurrected to atone for the sins of mankind.

Fun fact: During the Middle Ages, Muslims accused Christians of being polytheists because of their Trinitarianism.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Radish posted:

I'm guessing they also feel that cake company should be allowed to refuse service to gays as well.

It's actually sillier than that. Not only is it a first amendment right for cake companies to refuse to serve gays, but the resulting boycotts were "mafia tactics" to shut them down and take away their freedom of speech.

For them, the first amendment right to free speech really is "Congreſs shall make no Law, nor shall any Private Perſon do any Thing abridging the freedom of Chriſtians to say Whatever they may Like at any Time for any Reaſon to any One; nor abolishing the Duty of Perſons of any other Faith to Shut the Hell Up."

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

VitalSigns posted:

It was implied.

It's embedded into the Constitution and the Declaration of independence as encoded hidden messages. If you take every 666th letter it forms 'B H U S S E I N O B A M A'.

TGLT
Aug 14, 2009

DarkHorse posted:

Islamists have no Jesus? Isn't he the last prophet before Mohammed in Islam?

He's one of the most frequently mentioned prophets in the Qur'an, and he's an incredibly important figure in the Islamic version of the Day of Judgement as well. Jesus here is just a round about as gently caress way of saying "Not good clean WASPs."

edit: Also I don't understand where he gets the idea that the Salafi movement is some sort of recent occurrence in the "past eighty years." Or Shinto. Or Communism. Like he's obviously not well informed to begin with, but "this ideology or religion or movement started at this point in time" seems like really basic knowledge.

TGLT fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Dec 19, 2013

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
I'm wondering whether it would be worth it to gin up an email about the Duck Dynasty racism thing in the style of a crazy email, but with the attitude of "Great example of the free market in action!!!" and "Only in America do we take a stand against racism!!!" and forward it to all of the people that send actual racist emails.

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Emron posted:

I mean...Shinto? Really?

I'm actually impressed he even knows what Shinto is.

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

Guilty Spork posted:

The thing that gets me about the Duck Dynasty guy is that his view of the world is just ridiculously simplistic. In his teeny-tiny, childish world StraightJesusMerican:911: is good, and everything else is bad.

Because Christians have never done anything bad throughout history. ...I bet he actually believes that.

With an argument like that, how could anyone disagree? I mean, I like avocados, so it's just not logical for other people to like bell peppers, right?

Literally talking about 'Godless Communists'. I mean, disregarding all the other silliness, Christian Socialism is totally a thing that exists. Hell, there was a period in history where most communists were religious.

For that matter, there were, and still are, quite a few Christians in Japan; the Nazis were all about the religious rhetoric and Hitler literally considered himself to be on a mission from God; and everyone has already gone into detail on why 'Muslims have no Jesus' is silly.

This level of ignorance is just painful. And it's also extremely common in much of the United States. :negative:

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

LtStorm posted:

Yes. Jesus is a very important prophet to Islam. Islam holds that he was immaculately conceived, was the Messiah of the Children of Israel, and that he was able to perform miracles. The only point of difference is that Islam holds that Jesus was a mortal man who lived as a prophet just as Adam, Noah, Moses, etc. before being lifted up to Heaven by God. This leads to the rejection of the Trinitarian view of Jesus as the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, or that he was crucified and resurrected to atone for the sins of mankind.

Fun fact: During the Middle Ages, Muslims accused Christians of being polytheists because of their Trinitarianism.

This is still my favorite explanation:



Movie retcons. :3:

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Mister Bates posted:

Literally talking about 'Godless Communists'. I mean, disregarding all the other silliness, Christian Socialism is totally a thing that exists. Hell, there was a period in history where most communists were religious.

For that matter, there were, and still are, quite a few Christians in Japan; the Nazis were all about the religious rhetoric and Hitler literally considered himself to be on a mission from God; and everyone has already gone into detail on why 'Muslims have no Jesus' is silly.

To be fair re: Hitler, He tried to literally remove the "christ" out of christmas, and attempted to make it a holiday based on Norse Mythology.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_in_Nazi_Germany

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

You see, the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor because they're godless. We bombed Hiroshima in an act of cleansing, holy fire, because Jesus.

TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

FuzzySkinner posted:

To be fair re: Hitler, He tried to literally remove the "christ" out of christmas, and attempted to make it a holiday based on Norse Mythology.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_in_Nazi_Germany

Sounds like he was trying to get Christmas back to its roots.

On the other hand, the Wehrmacht had "Gott mit uns" (God with us) on their belt buckles.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

KKKLIP ART posted:

All I can think about when people are getting in a tussle about the Duck Dynasty guy is "how dare you not tolerate my intolerance!"

Someone on this forum points out that "politically incorrect" is itself a politically correct term, in this case for "bigoted shithead."

TheGrizzle
Jul 3, 2007

Dr Christmas posted:

Someone on this forum points out that "politically incorrect" is itself a politically correct term, in this case for "bigoted shithead."

Not exclusively bigoted, it's a pretty good catch-all for "ignorant and wrong jackass" in that context.

It's amazing how people who rant about political correctness are so shallow or down-right ignorant as to the meaning. Something politically incorrect is anything that could be said or done to ruin a political career or position. The moment they are able to garner support for their "politically incorrect" opinions, this proves that they are not politically incorrect. It seems to me anything left of Barack Obama is far more politically incorrect in this country than anything the right-wing whines about, homophobia and bigotry included.

ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
Ha, you feel for their trap. You can't be to the left of Barack Obama, he is the most communist person ever.

Skex
Feb 22, 2012

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

ShortStack posted:

Ha, you feel for their trap. You can't be to the left of Barack Obama, he is the most communist person ever.

It's not an email but at Thanksgiving I had a conversation with my 80 something year old mother in law who was telling me that she was a "conservative democrat" and that she loved LBJ and had worked for him, then called Obama a socialist. :psypop:

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

TerminalSaint posted:

Sounds like he was trying to get Christmas back to its roots.

On the other hand, the Wehrmacht had "Gott mit uns" (God with us) on their belt buckles.

The Nazi's use of Christian theology is a big loving can of worms with a huge assortment of information about how it was used and to what ends, so lets not act like us trying to say something as definitive as "The Nazi's were real Christians because they invoked God" is any less silly than "The Nazi's were all atheists who purged all mention of Jesus".

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
My ultra-conservative father is going on about some conspiracy with the ACA about how second-hand smoke isn't actually dangerous. What the gently caress.

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