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Dion Jordan was one of those guys Brett Kollmann over on BRB was near-literally orgasming over because his athletic ability made him so good in coverage.
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He's fantastic at pass disruption as well. Swatting arms, getting in proper passing lanes... Baltimore and buffalo games he had plays that directly led to turnovers, one of which should have been the play of the game (hit flaccos arm, pass went 10 yards short of it's target, pick six by jones) I would love to see Aldon smith type use from him. But in the 4-3 if it makes sense
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Who the gently caress is Bortles
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Blitz7x posted:Who the gently caress is Bortles UCF quarterback. Big, tall, good (not great) arm, mobile (not a running QB)
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Declan MacManus posted:UCF quarterback. Big, tall, good (not great) arm, mobile (not a running QB) Creepy amount of attention on his girlfriend, on par with AJ McCarron
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No Safe Word posted:Creepy amount of attention on his girlfriend, on par with AJ McCarron a large rack attracts a large amount of creeps
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Let's just google quickly anddddddd Holy poo poo.
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Dec 19, 2013 18:47
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Let's just google quickly anddddddd I like that his girlfriend is actually the top hit if you just google "Blake Bortles". I wouldn't have had any idea otherwise
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Let's just google quickly anddddddd No one's saying they don't know why people are focused on her, just that it's stupid
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I'll openly admit that I should evaluate Bortles from a neutral perspective, but he has such a terrible football name. It's Blaine Gabbert-levels of bad.
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Haha you have to go to the third GIS result for "Blake Bortles" to even find him in the picture. To find a picture of him without her in it, you have to go to the 7th e: Like 90% of the images from GIS for Blake Bortles is his gf in pictures without him Intruder fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Dec 19, 2013 |
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Azhais posted:I like that his girlfriend is actually the top hit if you just google "Blake Bortles". I wouldn't have had any idea otherwise We've talked about weird Google trends before, and "[athlete's name] girlfriend" is without fail one of the auto-suggestions for everybody at the pro level and almost everybody in college. Edit: But yeah doing a GIS for Bortles is hilarious.
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I'm mad that I've been consistently mentioning how hot Bortles' girlfriend is and it's only now getting attention. Also Blake Bortles is a fantastic football name, as are all alliteration names.
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Bortles is a great last name because it will be easy to turn into a verb.
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Doltos posted:Also Blake Bortles is a fantastic football name, as are all alliteration names. It's pretty objectively terrible for a QB; he'd make a great lineman, though.
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Doltos posted:I'm mad that I've been consistently mentioning how hot Bortles' girlfriend is and it's only now getting attention. You don't know how much work I put into creeping on football player girlfriends
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Dec 19, 2013 19:57
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Zypher posted:Bortles is a great last name because it will be easy to turn into a verb. bhsman posted:It's pretty objectively terrible for a QB; he'd make a great lineman, though. Combining these because once he starts skipping balls into the dirt, Bortle'd will be the superior version of McNabb'd
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Intruder posted:You don't know how much work I put into creeping on football player girlfriends It's simple, really. Top QB GF's usually go like this: SEC - ACC - Pac 10 - Miscellaneous - Big Ten
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I was just loving with you on that one So among active QBs, what's the highest intersection of most skilled with worst QB name? Ben Roethlisberger? e: Also you forgot Big 12, Ryan Tannehill didn't play for SEC A&M 
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Tony Romo just because I can't punch everyone who calls him Homo in the face.
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Intruder posted:I was just loving with you on that one Most underwhelming QB names: Matt Ryan, Tony Romo, Alex Smith, Russell Wilson, Chad Henne, Geno Smith, Nick Foles, Matt Schaub, EJ Manuel, Brandon Weeden. Of that list, I'd put Romo and Ryan at the top. Roethlisberger is a supreme last name for a QB. Edit: A good QB last name needs to have a hard K or C sound, be incredibly long, or have the last name also be a word. Like Warren Moon or Andrew Luck. In addition, a good QB last name should also look like it could be ran through a golf club's vetting process without gaining red flags. Doltos fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Dec 19, 2013 |
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Dec 19, 2013 20:04
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Andy Dalton is still a dumb qb name to me Like, both halves
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I think Russell Wilson is a perfectly fine QB name
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Intruder posted:I think Russell Wilson is a perfectly fine QB name Russells only belong in the MLB, not the NFL.
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We seem to have different standards. To you, bad QB names are the names that are boring, to me they're the names that don't fit the position. Roethlisberger sounds like a lineman name to me  Looking at your list, Tom Brady looks like he would belong, and Drew Brees maybe e: Ah I see you edited in your standards, gotcha
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Intruder posted:I was just loving with you on that one best name but least skilled is the better discussion. Rex Grossman
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Febreeze posted:best name but least skilled is the better discussion. That one's an easy Colt McCoy
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Intruder posted:I think Russell Wilson is a perfectly fine QB name It's literally two football equipment companies smashed together
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Dec 19, 2013 20:10
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Eh I think of Wilson as more of a tennis company
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Intruder posted:That one's an easy Colt McCoy Colt McCoy, sigh, what a wasted name. Rex Grossman is also top tier and is aided even more by his incredible QB nickname "The Sex Cannon"
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Dec 19, 2013 20:23
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Intruder posted:That one's an easy Colt McCoy Colt McCoy is the quarterbackiest name for sure. He even has a lovely little brother with a derivative name (Case McCoy)
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Dec 19, 2013 20:41
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Honorable mention to Colt Brennan, shame his last name sucked so much
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Doltos posted:Honorable mention to Colt Brennan, shame his last name sucked so much Whatever's below honorable mention for Colt Griffin in a different sport, he was promptly given number 45. And then was terrible like so many pitchers are.
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Intruder posted:Eh I think of Wilson as more of a tennis company Wilson is a volleyball company 
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Wilson makes the best baseball gloves on the market therefore...
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Wilson is literally the official NFL football supplier
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Quarterback names? Isn't that more of an offseason activity. E: ^He said in the draft thread
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Gotta kill time between the bowl games. You're going to be hearing some trashy rear end draft talk soon enough, complete with wild speculation and names appearing and disappearing off of top 32 boards.
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You're all forgetting about the best quarterback name, Chuckie Keeton.
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Johnny Unitas would have been the greatest coach name sport had ever seen
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