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Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Iron Crowned posted:

In areas where you don't see many $2 bills, strippers love them, and can't get enough of them.

In areas where you see a lot of them, and/or the club actively distributes them, they hate them because they can't get rid of them.

Why would it be hard to get rid of them? Can't you just take them to a bank or shop like any other notes or coins?

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mrkillboy: May 13, 2003; "Something witty."

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Rollersnake: May 9, 2005; Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.; Unlockable Ben

...I'm embarrassed how long that one took me to figure out. :v:

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ILL ON PZONES: Oct 13, 2013

Rollersnake posted:

...I'm embarrassed how long that one took me to figure out.

Jesus Christ is that a Morgan Freeman death threat?

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EoinCannon: Aug 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

It's an obituary for Mandela

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ILL ON PZONES: Oct 13, 2013

Oh. Phew.

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Joebungaloe: Apr 3, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

"Pika! Pika Pika Pika! Pika Pika!"
"What?"

At the police morning briefing the next morning, I do hope the Chief uttered the sentence "Ok guys, you gotta catch 'em all."

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SplitSoul: Dec 31, 2000

mrkillboy posted:

The odd one out is Mother Teresa. She was a bad person.

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hackedaccount: Sep 28, 2009

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Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

SplitSoul posted:

The odd one out is Mother Teresa. She was a bad person.

I dunno, Ghandi had a hell of a thing for nuclear weapons.

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Maxwells Demon: Jan 15, 2007

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I dunno, Ghandi had a hell of a thing for nuclear weapons.

Yeah but who hasn't had that wet dream?

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rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

SplitSoul posted:

The odd one out is Mother Teresa. She was a bad person.

I've heard that she had lost her faith decades before her death and was faking it so she could keep getting funding to heal the sick. I've also heard that she wasn't really trying to heal anyone and was just using her hospital as a front to try and convert the sick to Christianity. I'm just going to assume anything anyone says about her is just hearsay.

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ShotgunWillie: Aug 30, 2005; a sexy automaton -
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Neddy Seagoon posted:

I dunno, Ghandi had a hell of a thing for nuclear weapons.

Haven't played that game in forever. What a dick.

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syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

rodbeard posted:

I've heard that she had lost her faith decades before her death and was faking it so she could keep getting funding to heal the sick. I've also heard that she wasn't really trying to heal anyone and was just using her hospital as a front to try and convert the sick to Christianity. I'm just going to assume anything anyone says about her is just hearsay.

She lost her faith and didn't give two fucks about pain management but she must have cared a bit about saving lives. Still want to believe that she wanted to prevent the people of Calcutta from dying though.

# ? Dec 20, 2013 05:11

Ak Gara: Jul 29, 2005; That's just the way he rolls.

rodbeard posted:

I've heard that she had lost her faith decades before her death and was faking it so she could keep getting funding to heal the sick. I've also heard that she wasn't really trying to heal anyone and was just using her hospital as a front to try and convert the sick to Christianity. I'm just going to assume anything anyone says about her is just hearsay.

I heard she didn't run hospitals, but hospices. A hospice isn't a place to get better in.

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Rids!: Aug 20, 2006; picture this if you will...

http://www.nouvelles.umontreal.ca/udem-news/news/20130301-mother-teresa-anything-but-a-saint.html

quote:

The missions have been described as "homes for the dying" by doctors visiting several of these establishments in Calcutta.
The doctors observed a significant lack of hygiene, even unfit conditions, as well as a shortage of actual care, inadequate food, and no painkillers. The problem is not a lack of money�the Foundation created by Mother Teresa has raised hundreds of millions of dollars�but rather a particular conception of suffering and death: �There is something beautiful in seeing the poor accept their lot, to suffer it like Christ's Passion. The world gains much from their suffering," was her reply to criticism, cites the journalist Christopher Hitchens. Nevertheless, when Mother Teresa required palliative care, she received it in a modern American hospital.

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Maytag: Nov 4, 2006; it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.

Shut up and post pictures.

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razorrozar: Feb 21, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Maytag posted:

Shut up and post pictures.

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Cart: Sep 28, 2004; They see me rollin...

Had to be done

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Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Say Nothing posted:

"Pika! Pika Pika Pika! Pika Pika!"
"What?"

This is beyond funny to me. I'm sure it's not for the people who were there, but two scary gunmen running in saying, in their most threatening voices, "Pika! PikaPikaPika! PikaPika!" makes this such a wonderfully absurd image.

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Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Bored posted:

This is beyond funny to me. I'm sure it's not for the people who were there, but two scary gunmen running in saying, in their most threatening voices, "Pika! PikaPikaPika! PikaPika!" makes this such a wonderfully absurd image.

Unfortunately, it's a photoshop.

# ? Dec 20, 2013 08:42

DangerDongs: Nov 7, 2010; Grimey Drawer

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Unfortunately, it's a photoshop.

Magic ruined

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Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

DangerDongs posted:

Magic ruined

Yeah, sorry. I did a reverse GIS to try to find the associated article, and well, yeah.

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sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

As we all know on the Something Awful forums, Photoshopped images are never funny.

# ? Dec 20, 2013 10:23

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Unfortunately, it's a photoshop.

Lying scumbag internet. Here's some funny movie credits, hopefully they're not fake.

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Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Say Nothing posted:

Lying scumbag internet. Here's some funny movie credits, hopefully they're not fake.

I vaguely remember seeing this one somewhere... I'm trying to remember which Jim Carrey movie involed penguins. (EDIT: probably Mr. Popper's Penguins)

I do really want to know what the other ones are though.

Tiggum posted:

Why would it be hard to get rid of them? Can't you just take them to a bank or shop like any other notes or coins?

Well, yes, but the average person encounters one or two $2 bills and holds on to them as if they're magical (you can go to the bank and ask for them if you want some). I think it's more of a stigma thing since most people don't usually carry a stack of them around.

Iron Crowned has a new favorite as of 14:30 on Dec 20, 2013

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Tiggum posted:

Why would it be hard to get rid of them? Can't you just take them to a bank or shop like any other notes or coins?

I work in retail and anytime I get them I ask the next person with cash if they want it, and that I hear they're lucky. %90 of the time it'll work.

Those drat dollar coins though, ugh. No one will take them.

piiicctuuuuurreeee

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HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

Cart posted:

Had to be done

I had one of those in the dorm when I was in college. One of the Classics majors added Latin, too. (It's on a carpet because it was outside of a bathroom that had just been mopped.)

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Exit Strategy: Dec 10, 2010; by sebmojo

Cart posted:

Had to be done

Found while at my cardiologist a few months ago.

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AFewBricksShy: Jun 19, 2003; of a full load.

Iron Crowned posted:

I do really want to know what the other ones are though.

Say Nothing posted:

Lying scumbag internet. Here's some funny movie credits, hopefully they're not fake.

Mongrels

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Airplane II

Sea of Love

Naked Gun 2� (obviously)

Mr. Popper's Penguins

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cubicle gangster: Jun 26, 2005; magda, make the tea

E: didn't check page numbers...

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Captain Trips: May 23, 2013; The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Say Nothing posted:

Those responsible for the fault in the subtitles have been sacked.

Captain Trips has a new favorite as of 20:21 on Dec 20, 2013

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razorrozar: Feb 21, 2012; by Cyrano4747

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Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

DangerDongs posted:

Magic ruined

Naw. It's still a really great image, just for the "pikapikapika" in low, bank robber voices.

Edit: I was just worried that it was real and someone would be like, "Yeah, that's hilarious. People's lives are being threatened." And then I would feel bad for upsetting strangers on the internet.

Bored has a new favorite as of 20:42 on Dec 20, 2013

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Bored posted:

Naw. It's still a really great image, just for the "pikapikapika" in low, bank robber voices.

Edit: I was just worried that it was real and someone would be like, "Yeah, that's hilarious. People's lives are being threatened." And then I would feel bad for upsetting strangers on the internet.

Things have changed a lot around here over the years, but I'm pretty sure "upsetting strangers on the internet" is still somewhere on SA's coat of arms.

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Devor: Nov 30, 2004; Lurking more.

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

Things have changed a lot around here over the years, but I'm pretty sure "upsetting strangers on the internet" is still somewhere on SA's coat of arms.

A troll rampant on a field of butts, actually

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