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CatchrNdRy posted:Not that I'd want his odor of gin and sour defeat pressed against me. Leave your murderous rage where it belongs. At home!
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Dec 19, 2013 23:37
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Skeesix posted:Leave your murderous rage where it belongs. At home! Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball, and release it at an appropriate time. Like that day I hit that mod with a whiskey bottle!
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Dec 19, 2013 23:48
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The Dark One posted:Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball, and release it at an appropriate time. Like that day I hit that mod with a whiskey bottle! Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream! 
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Dec 19, 2013 23:59
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Tokelau All Star posted:I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh? That's where I saw the leprechaun!
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Dec 20, 2013 00:06
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Technogeek posted:That's where I saw the leprechaun! Well, your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass — I mean, Technogeek — so I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter! 
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Dec 20, 2013 02:03
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Man Alive! posted:Well, your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass — I mean, Technogeek — so I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter! Phew! 
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Dec 20, 2013 02:55
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream! Moneypenny, we need more chocolate/vanilla/strawberry ice cream!
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Dec 20, 2013 03:26
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Everything Counts posted:Moneypenny, we need more chocolate/vanilla/strawberry ice cream! You said there'd be fudgicles. Where are the fudgicles?
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Dec 20, 2013 03:52
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Feeling lightheaded. Good. No more heavy head to carry.
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Dec 20, 2013 04:06
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream! Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes! 
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Dec 20, 2013 04:58
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CatchrNdRy posted:human roaches. feeding off each other's quotes. The only thing you can't post here is dignity! 
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Dec 20, 2013 05:03
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Technogeek posted:That's where I saw the leprechaun! He tells me to burn things! 
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All is well. All is well. All isTURN TAPE OVER
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Drink-Mix Man posted:All is well. All is well. All isTURN TAPE OVER Did you know every good American is at heart an erotic American?
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Everything Counts posted:Did you know every good American is at heart an erotic American? 
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It's not even me, I used a stunt butt! The Dark One fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Dec 20, 2013 |
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Dec 20, 2013 09:32
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Everything Counts posted:Did you know every good American is at heart an erotic American? Are you sure you're a licensed pornographer? 
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Dec 20, 2013 15:39
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Are you sure you're a licensed pornographer? The light is not your friend, Mr. Drink-Mix.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Are you sure you're a licensed pornographer? I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
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Dec 20, 2013 17:50
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Are you sure you're a licensed pornographer? Wallet Inspector!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography. Ah, gettin drunk at the ole flower shop!
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Dec 20, 2013 18:15
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Writer Cath posted:Wallet Inspector! Here you go. I believe that's all in order.
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Deviant posted:The light is not your friend, Mr. Drink-Mix. Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me, get it off me! 
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Dec 20, 2013 18:49
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography. Uhhh yeah give me one of those porno mags, a large box of condoms, bottle of Old Harper, a box of panty liners, someillegalfireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. You know what, make it two.
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Skeesix posted:Ah, gettin drunk at the ole flower shop! What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 AM? e: VVV The best drat incorrect quote thread in town! 
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Dec 20, 2013 20:22
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Skeesix posted:Ah, gettin drunk at the ole flower shop! Let me ask you this. What kind of quote thread is open at two in the morning and filled with rowdy revelers?
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Dec 20, 2013 20:22
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Writer Cath posted:Let me ask you this. What kind of quote thread is open at two in the morning and filled with rowdy revelers? ... Er, uh, the best drat quote thread in town!
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Dec 20, 2013 20:30
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IMJack posted:What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 AM? Writer Cath posted:What kind of quote thread is open at two in the morning and filled with rowdy revelers? 
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Dec 20, 2013 20:43
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If this is anyone but Jerusalem, you're stealing my bit!
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Dec 20, 2013 20:51
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The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about organized crime? 
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about organized crime? Mmmm... organized crime... 
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Dec 20, 2013 21:05
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about organized crime? The same Barney Gumble who keeps takin pictures of my sister?
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Dec 20, 2013 21:22
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Dec 20, 2013 22:36
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IMJack posted:If this is anyone but Jerusalem, you're stealing my bit! He stole that quote from me in 2012. When I complained, his thugs kicked me out of his office, and dropped an anvil on me. Luckily, I was carrying an umbrella at the time.
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Dec 20, 2013 23:20
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Drink-Mix Man posted:He stole that quote from me in 2012. When I complained, his thugs kicked me out of his office, and dropped an anvil on me. Luckily, I was carrying an umbrella at the time. The Simpson's Quote Thread is BUILT on plagiarism! If we couldn't steal our quotes, where would we get them from? Tokelau All Star!?! 
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Dec 20, 2013 23:41
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Jerusalem posted:The Simpson's Quote Thread is BUILT on plagiarism! If we couldn't steal our quotes, where would we get them from? Tokelau All Star!?! Uhm... how about... "Ghost Yak?"
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Dec 20, 2013 23:50
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Uhm... how about... "Ghost Yak?"
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Jerusalem posted:The Simpson's Quote Thread is BUILT on plagiarism! If we couldn't steal our quotes, where would we get them from? Tokelau All Star!?! You got Disgruntled Hogburto, Uncle Jerusalem, Ku Klux Drink-Mix Man.
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