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CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Hogburto posted:

Don't worry. A yak is no more harmful than a ladybug.

I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, uh, you all try to guess what it is.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Uhm... how about... "Ghost Yak?"

You are not Tokelau All Star, Tokelau All Star is graceful!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CatchrNdRy posted:

I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, uh, you all try to guess what it is.

Hello, that sounded like a pig fainting!

Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions
jscolon2.0, why didn't you tell me about this market crash!?!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Pierce and Pierce posted:

jscolon2.0, why didn't you tell me about this market crash!?!

SOY! SOY! SOY!

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

SOY! SOY! SOY!

Ay yi yi! Es CharlieFoxtrot! Me ha molestado!

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

SOY! SOY! SOY!

I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu dogs?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

mrfart posted:

I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu dogs?

Back then, I was known as the fifth mrfart!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

If this is anyone but Jerusalem, you're stealing my bit!

Give him ten grand.

Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions
He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! Take it!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

SOY! SOY! SOY!

You've made a million dollars. And now you've lost all of it but 600 dollars. You got greedy, Charlie.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

Give him ten grand.

:aaa: How much is that in smackaroos?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

jscolon2.0 posted:

You've made a million dollars. And now you've lost all of it but 600 dollars. You got greedy, Charlie.

This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October! And I've got a feeling they're going to peak right around January. :smug:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

jscolon2.0 posted:

You've made a million dollars. And now you've lost all of it but 600 dollars. You got greedy, Charlie.

600 dollars can buy many peanuts.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Pierce and Pierce posted:

jscolon2.0, why didn't you tell me about this market crash!?!

The deficit rag, oh yes the deficit rag!
Those budget gaps can be a 12-digit drag!

Fishylungs
Jan 12, 2008
You know, a town with money is a little like a mule with a spinning wheel! Nobody knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Fishylungs posted:

You know, a town with money is a little like a mule with a spinning wheel! Nobody knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!

Fishylungs, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Striking Yak posted:

The deficit rag, oh yes the deficit rag!
Those budget gaps can be a 12-digit drag!

This goon is awful. :mad:

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

Technogeek posted:

Fishylungs, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!

Would you kids like to come with me?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Would you kids like to come with me?


Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

You don't scare me, that could be anyone's rear end.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Would you kids like to come with me?


Go ahead, Technogeek, the stranger is offering you a treat!

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Would you kids like to come with me?


Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Man Alive! posted:

Well, your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass — I mean, Technogeek — so I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!


Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Hey, that's a half-truth!

NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.

Is your source on this reliable? :colbert:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


Here's a headline for you: local man is liar. :smugbert:

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Would you kids like to come with me?


So who do you love now?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



CatchrNdRy posted:

So who do you love now?



First of all, I already know how to ride a bike; Second of all, I already own a bike; and third, that's a girl's bike.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CatchrNdRy posted:

So who do you love now?



Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson Starship. The stage was now set for the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of Hoverbike.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

So who do you love now?

BATMAN! I mean, LEADER!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

BATMAN! I mean, LEADER!

Batman's a scientist.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Everything Counts posted:

Batman's a scientist.

Pfft. What's science ever done for us? Computer off.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

Batman's a scientist.

Can I use your bathroom?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

MondayHotDog posted:

Can I use your bathroom?

This elevator only goes down to the basement--and someone made an awful mess down there. :ohdear:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

This elevator only goes down to the basement--and someone made an awful mess down there. :ohdear:

My tool shed!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

Can I use your bathroom?

You can if you believe you can.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Drink-Mix Man posted:

You can if you believe you can.

Thanks, kemosabe!

OppositeAstronomer
May 26, 2008

yoink!

MondayHotDog posted:

Can I use your bathroom?

Can I go now?

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Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords

MondayHotDog posted:

Can I use your bathroom?

Find the bathroom alright?

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