The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

LoboLoboLobo posted:

Can I go now?

Do I have to listen to you?

# ? Dec 22, 2013 16:51

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# ? May 17, 2024 07:52

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

LoboLoboLobo posted:

Can I go now?

It's green, Moron! Earth to Stupid Guy! :mad:

# ? Dec 22, 2013 17:18

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Root Bear posted:

It's green, Moron! Earth to Stupid Guy!

Outta my way, jerkass!

# ? Dec 22, 2013 17:41

monsteroftheweek: Oct 9, 2012

Everything Counts posted:

Batman's a scientist.

It's not Batman!

# ? Dec 22, 2013 20:00

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Everything Counts posted:

Outta my way, jerkass!

Hey, und Dummkopf! Watch out for the CD-changer in my trunk, ja? Idiot!

# ? Dec 22, 2013 20:02

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Everything Counts posted:

Outta my way, jerkass!

It's all right! I'm a teacher.

# ? Dec 22, 2013 20:03

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It's all right! I'm a teacher.

Don't thank me, thank the knife!

# ? Dec 22, 2013 20:45

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

IMJack posted:

Don't thank me, thank the knife!

# ? Dec 22, 2013 21:11

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It's all right! I'm a teacher.

Out of my way, I'm a motorist!

# ? Dec 22, 2013 21:59

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Out of my way, I'm a motorist!

Hey everybody, if you wanna ask Burns for a favour, now's the time! He's doped up or dying or something!

# ? Dec 22, 2013 22:26

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

Oh no. My brains...

# ? Dec 22, 2013 22:32

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Crackerman posted:

Oh no. My brains...

Look at me, I'm Davy Crockett!

# ? Dec 22, 2013 22:36

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Technogeek posted:

Look at me, I'm Davy Crockett!

You want to see how Davy Crockett really died at the Alamo? You must be eighteen...

# ? Dec 22, 2013 22:56

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You want to see how Davy Crockett really died at the Alamo? You must be eighteen...

Well, that's the funeral, folks. We'll be sitting shivah at the Friar's Club at seven o'clock and again at ten. You must be over 18 for the ten o'clock. It gets a little blue.

# ? Dec 22, 2013 23:33

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Technogeek posted:

Look at me, I'm Davy Crockett!

I know you've always had your eye on this photo of me with Elvis. I could never understand word he said. "Mista Burns, das a boom 'ang gasson fo hound dawg..."

# ? Dec 23, 2013 00:30

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Technogeek posted:

Look at me, I'm Davy Crockett!

Eat who I eat!

# ? Dec 23, 2013 01:02

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Out of my way, I'm a motorist!

That was some ride!

# ? Dec 23, 2013 01:29

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Root Bear posted:

That was some ride!

All right, we're here. Let us never speak of the shortcut again.

# ? Dec 23, 2013 01:51

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Root Bear posted:

That was some ride!

Please look at my Medic Alert bracelet.

# ? Dec 23, 2013 02:46

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Root Bear posted:

That was some ride!

Reform, Ebenezer Urkel! You have alienated everyone who loved you! :ghost:

# ? Dec 23, 2013 03:06

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Out of my way, I'm a motorist!

That's some nice reckless driving, Mr. Drink-Mix.

# ? Dec 23, 2013 07:58

NoMoneyDown: Jan 27, 2009; I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.

Root Bear posted:

That was some ride!

Cruise Control, my good man :c00lbert:

# ? Dec 23, 2013 08:15

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Root Bear posted:

That was some ride!

Donuts! I got donuts! I- hey, I know you!

# ? Dec 23, 2013 11:09

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Man Alive! posted:

Donuts! I got donuts! I- hey, I know you!

Is there anything they can't do?

# ? Dec 23, 2013 13:05

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Man Alive! posted:

Donuts! I got donuts! I- hey, I know you!

What a terrible waste. :smith:

Hi, I'm poster Moneypenny Dreadful! You might remember me from such AI threads as "Alice's Adventures Through The Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."

Moneypenny Dreadful fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Dec 23, 2013

# ? Dec 23, 2013 15:36

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Look familiar? It should. Anger is what makes America great. But you must find a proper outlet for your rage:

-Fire a weapon at your television screen.
-Pick a fight with someone weaker than you. Or...
-Write a threatening letter to a celebrity.

So when you go out for a drive, remember to leave your murderous anger where it belongs: at home.

# ? Dec 23, 2013 15:47

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

What a terrible waste.

Hi, I'm poster Moneypenny Dreadful! You might remember me from such AI threads as "Alice's Adventures Through The Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."

Did you know that I was one of the first quoters to speak out against shitposting?

# ? Dec 23, 2013 16:20

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Did you know that I was one of the first quoters to speak out against shitposting?

Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Think about it!

# ? Dec 23, 2013 16:30

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Man Alive! posted:

Here's an appealing fellow. In fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.

# ? Dec 23, 2013 17:44

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Man Alive! posted:

Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Think about it!

Man Alive! has joined a violence gang! :derp:

# ? Dec 23, 2013 17:50

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Man Alive! posted:

Donuts! I got donuts! I- hey, I know you!

Hey wait we need to swap insurance info!

# ? Dec 23, 2013 18:15

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Man Alive! posted:

Donuts! I got donuts! I- hey, I know you!

Think you got guts? Try raising my kids. :smith:

# ? Dec 23, 2013 18:18

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Think you got guts? Try raising my kids.

And if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist, you obviously have never seen the gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale. :smuggo:

# ? Dec 23, 2013 18:22

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

And if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist, you obviously have never seen the gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale.

We do have a shipment of slightly burned Sears activewear coming in this afternoon.

# ? Dec 23, 2013 18:49

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

We do have a shipment of slightly burned Sears activewear coming in this afternoon.

What time and how burnt?

# ? Dec 23, 2013 20:59

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

We do have a shipment of slightly burned Sears activewear coming in this afternoon.

There's a counterfeit jeans operation running out of my carhole!

# ? Dec 23, 2013 21:18

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

What time and how burnt?

Toasted. Nicely toasted. :c00l:

# ? Dec 23, 2013 22:09

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CatchrNdRy posted:

And if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist, you obviously have never seen the gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale.

It's true, but he shouldn't say it. :nyd:

# ? Dec 23, 2013 23:13

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Toasted. Nicely toasted.

They're burned on the outside, but they're frozen on the inside

# ? Dec 23, 2013 23:58

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

mrfart posted:

They're burned on the outside, but they're frozen on the inside

Mmmm... unprocessed fish sticks...

# ? Dec 24, 2013 00:04

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