KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Red posted:

Well... I thought they wore gloves and helmets, you know, like "American Gladiators".

Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under thirty seconds! :haw:

# ? Dec 23, 2013 02:44

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 03:51

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Is that good?

# ? Dec 23, 2013 02:58

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

I have no idea... :geno:

# ? Dec 23, 2013 03:14

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

What happened to the doll?

It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born � a Festivus for the rest of us!

That must've been some kind of doll.

She was.

# ? Dec 23, 2013 16:21

The Human Cow: May 24, 2004; hurry up

Kruger, my son tells me your company stinks! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...

...I lost my train of thought.

# ? Dec 23, 2013 17:24

Beep Street: Aug 22, 2006; Chemotherapy and marijuana go together like apple pie and Chevrolet.

I gotta lot of problems with you people!

# ? Dec 23, 2013 17:28

Ungratek: Aug 2, 2005

Stop crying and fight your father!

# ? Dec 23, 2013 17:58

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009

Until you pin me, Festivus is not over!

# ? Dec 23, 2013 18:14

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength.

# ? Dec 23, 2013 18:21

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!

# ? Dec 23, 2013 18:51

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Beep Street posted:

I gotta lot of problems with you people!

You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks! :mad:

# ? Dec 23, 2013 19:04

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

You don't need glasses! You're just weak!

# ? Dec 23, 2013 19:28

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

You know who else? Me. I'm a man.

^{I'm a man.}

# ? Dec 23, 2013 19:48

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

Money, for people.

# ? Dec 23, 2013 20:10

bravesword: Apr 13, 2012; Silent Protagonist

Whatever.

# ? Dec 23, 2013 21:37

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Robnoxious posted:

IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!

You know, The Human Cow, this holiday is a little *bzzzzrp* out there!

# ? Dec 23, 2013 21:38

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

TBS isn't even playing The Strike today. LET'S RUMBLE :mad:

_{However, my local FOX affiliate is at 10:30}

# ? Dec 24, 2013 00:07

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Susan has this Doll collection. One of the dolls looks like my mother. She likes to sleep with it.

# ? Dec 24, 2013 00:11

wa27: Jan 15, 2007

The Strike is on crackle.com if anyone wants to stream it.

# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:10

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Bad lighting on the porch!

# ? Dec 24, 2013 03:14

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

wa27 posted:

The Strike is on crackle.com if anyone wants to stream it.

# ? Dec 24, 2013 05:08

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

wa27 posted:

The Strike is on crackle.com if anyone wants to stream it.

Oh man, I can't. I gotta work a double shift at H&H!

# ? Dec 24, 2013 05:16

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

wa27 posted:

The Strike is on crackle.com if anyone wants to stream it.

HEEEY nobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagel

# ? Dec 24, 2013 05:37

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Yama hama it's fright night :ohdear:

# ? Dec 24, 2013 05:56

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

It's close to 20 years since Seinfeld ended and the syndicated run in 2013 still runs The Strike on the official day of Festivus.

Larry David is the greatest of all trolls.

# ? Dec 24, 2013 08:33

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Coffee And Pie posted:

HEEEY nobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagel

The steam pipe broke.

# ? Dec 24, 2013 17:39

Mameluke: Aug 2, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

DrBouvenstein posted:

The steam pipe broke.

It's a write-off for them.

# ? Dec 24, 2013 18:14

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Mameluke posted:

It's a write-off for them.

Sure, it's just a little steamy.

# ? Dec 24, 2013 18:56

LifeGetsWorser: Oct 23, 2010; Me "IRL"; Fun Shoe

phew! It's like a sauna in here! :haw:

# ? Dec 24, 2013 18:59

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

Chicks, man. Too many chicks know my number.

# ? Dec 24, 2013 19:56

Iowa Snow King: Jan 5, 2008

She's got rabies, just like my friend Bob Sacamano!

# ? Dec 24, 2013 19:59

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

So, if I may jump ahead - you're gonna take dog medicine?

# ? Dec 24, 2013 22:59

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!