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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Wombat gonna knock you out!

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Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.
Quokka said knock you out!

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Koala said... someone get me a beer.

Fish Biscuit
Dec 10, 2006


Even Santa gives him a thumbs up at 2:05. :3:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
A TV reporter investigating illegal dumping had a chat with a homeless guy he found searching through the trash and when the old guy said that he was one of the original Santana band members his reaction was pretty much "Yeah, sure buddy." :rolleyes:

But he went and looked into it and it turns out he was the real deal and Santana had been searching for him for years and when he found out he dropped everything and came running to reconnect with his old friend.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
Kate Beaton has been doing some Family Holiday Comics and they are the best thing. Those are just my favorites, you can see the rest at https://twitter.com/beatonna

All on Black
Dec 14, 2007

She's not "that Mexican", Mom, she's MY Mexican. And she's...Colombian or something.
I work at McDonalds, and today a customer came through and bought 40 $5 gift cards to give out to homeless people this Christmas. So many people either ignore the homeless or are outright hostile towards them, so it was nice to see someone do something so selfless.

Clinton1011
Jul 11, 2007
All of these are great. I love the change from shock to disbelief to uncontrollable laughter that everyone seems to go through.

I wonder if he actually owns all of those women's clothes or if he is raiding a girlfriend's / sisters’ closet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAQhG59zqZc - Here is another from the same person.

Lethemonster
Aug 5, 2009

I was hiding under your bench because I don't want to work out

Clinton1011 posted:

All of these are great. I love the change from shock to disbelief to uncontrollable laughter that everyone seems to go through.

I wonder if he actually owns all of those women's clothes or if he is raiding a girlfriend's / sisters’ closet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAQhG59zqZc - Here is another from the same person.

His girlfriend is the exact same size as him if he's stealing her clothes. This dude is great, but he is making me want to try out chatroulette to see if I can get in on the hijinks. I know from hearsay that these people got off lightly being in his video.

Magres
Jul 14, 2011
Expect to see frontal male nudity like at least once every dozen people, to give you fair warning if :nsfw:

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000



Nagasaki Bio Park wishes you all a merry Christmas and a cappy new year :kimchi:

DrBouvenstein posted:

Hate to steal BattleMaster's thunder, but...



:3:

One of my friends once said that capybaras evolved from rodents into couches.

Alpacalips Now
Oct 4, 2013
A baby alpaca. Enough said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y3fmsULu_U

RaspberrySea
Nov 29, 2004
Cheyenne opens an early Christmas present after finishing another round of chemo for a kidney tumour.

Magres
Jul 14, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuHZSbPJhaY

An entire hour's worth of :3:


Lil BUB :swoon:

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

MorgaineDax posted:

Cheyenne opens an early Christmas present after finishing another round of chemo for a kidney tumour.



And I thought nothing could vindicate the existence of bronies. :3:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Thats just plain pony and a child, no need to bring manchildren into it.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

DarkCrawler posted:

And I thought nothing could vindicate the existence of bronies. :3:

You know there was like a 30 year period where kids have been getting horse toys without someone worrying about gross neckbeards, right?

InvincibleMadHouse
Jan 19, 2009

by Ralp
this dog just looks at me like this all day

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!
Archer and Babou Spooning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlCPt9RcuZo

Alpacalips Now
Oct 4, 2013


More pictures of alpacas with better haircuts than you:
http://twistedsifter.com/2012/05/alpacas-with-funny-hair/

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

cobalt impurity posted:

You know there was like a 30 year period where kids have been getting horse toys without someone worrying about gross neckbeards, right?

No, actually :eng99:

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

There's a big old spider in this video, so maybe avoid it if you don't like 'em. He's very friendly though. :3: Video gave me a great big laugh even though I'm not the Number One Spider Fan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLw-9dpHtcU&list=TLjbMeqXQ1BPAFQ5ZtxKg2qk2YOOjNudsW

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

McDragon posted:

There's a big old spider in this video, so maybe avoid it if you don't like 'em. He's very friendly though. :3: Video gave me a great big laugh even though I'm not the Number One Spider Fan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLw-9dpHtcU&list=TLjbMeqXQ1BPAFQ5ZtxKg2qk2YOOjNudsW

Hahaha this is so dumb. :kimchi: I love it.

Lauren
Apr 13, 2002
The fucking whipshit of all fucking shitter-bongers

McDragon posted:

There's a big old spider in this video, so maybe avoid it if you don't like 'em. He's very friendly though. :3: Video gave me a great big laugh even though I'm not the Number One Spider Fan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLw-9dpHtcU&list=TLjbMeqXQ1BPAFQ5ZtxKg2qk2YOOjNudsW

That was surprisingly adorable.

Centripetal Horse posted:

It's also been a goon's avatar for a long time. I think it carries a caption along the lines of "I LOVE COCAINE!"

Oh yeah, I remember seeing that avatar

Lauren has a new favorite as of 19:28 on Dec 27, 2013

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Lauren posted:

That was surprisingly adorable.

It's also been a goon's avatar for a long time. I think it carries a caption along the lines of "I LOVE COCAINE!"

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe


Dr. Grover Krantz and his dog, Clyde

Smithsonian.com posted:

Before Krantz died, he said to Smithsonian anthropologist David Hunt, “I’ve been a teacher all my life and I think I might as well be a teacher after I’m dead, so why don’t I just give you my body.” When Hunt agreed, Krantz added, “But there’s one catch: You have to keep my dogs with me.”

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!


particle409 has a new favorite as of 00:48 on Dec 29, 2013

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTAfsPoO3o0

Chow puppy gets angry at a locked gate. :3:

Yoshi Jjang
Oct 5, 2011

renard renard renarnd renrard

renard



Apparently this guy has a name called Mr. Würth, and he's now 3 months old. :3:





Pheeets
Sep 17, 2004

Are ya gonna come quietly, or am I gonna have to muss ya up?

McDragon posted:

There's a big old spider in this video, so maybe avoid it if you don't like 'em. He's very friendly though. :3: Video gave me a great big laugh even though I'm not the Number One Spider Fan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLw-9dpHtcU&list=TLjbMeqXQ1BPAFQ5ZtxKg2qk2YOOjNudsW


I loving hate spiders, but I always like that video - "you can't see me!".

Buggiezor
Jun 6, 2011

For I am a cat, you see.
There's a website called https://www.elderhelpers.org that pairs volunteers with elders who need help. This story showed up on their facebook page this morning.

quote:

A NYC Taxi driver wrote:

I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I honked again. Since this was going to be my last ride of my shift I thought about just driving away, but instead I put the car in park and walked up to the door and knocked.. 'Just a minute', answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor.

After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90's stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940's movie.

By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets.

There were no clocks on the walls, no knickknacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboard
box filled with photos and glassware.

'Would you carry my bag out to the car?' she said. I took the suitcase to the cab, then returned to assist the woman.

She took my arm and we walked slowly toward the curb.

She kept thanking me for my kindness. 'It's nothing', I told her.. 'I just try to treat my passengers the way I would want my mother to be treated.'

'Oh, you're such a good boy, she said. When we got in the cab, she gave me an address and then asked, 'Could you drive
through downtown?'

'It's not the shortest way,' I answered quickly..

'Oh, I don't mind,' she said. 'I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to a hospice.

I looked in the rear-view mirror. Her eyes were glistening. 'I don't have any family left,' she continued in a soft voice..'The doctor says I don't have very long.' I quietly reached over and shut off the meter.

'What route would you like me to take?' I asked.

For the next two hours, we drove through the city. She showed me the building where she had once worked as an elevator operator.

We drove through the neighborhood where she and her husband had lived when they were newlyweds She had me pull up in front of a furniture warehouse that had once been a ballroom where she had gone dancing as a girl.

Sometimes she'd ask me to slow in front of a particular building or corner and would sit staring into the darkness, saying nothing.

As the first hint of sun was creasing the horizon, she suddenly said, 'I'm tired. Let's go now'.
We drove in silence to the address she had given me. It was a low building, like a small convalescent home, with a driveway that passed under a portico.

Two orderlies came out to the cab as soon as we pulled up. They were solicitous and intent, watching her every move.
They must have been expecting her.

I opened the trunk and took the small suitcase to the door. The woman was already seated in a wheelchair.

'How much do I owe you?' She asked, reaching into her purse.

'Nothing,' I said

'You have to make a living,' she answered.

'There are other passengers,' I responded.

Almost without thinking, I bent and gave her a hug.She held onto me tightly.

'You gave an old woman a little moment of joy,' she said. 'Thank you.'

I squeezed her hand, and then walked into the dim morning light.. Behind me, a door shut. It was the sound of the closing of a life..

I didn't pick up any more passengers that shift. I drove aimlessly lost in thought. For the rest of that day, I could hardly talk.What if that woman had gotten an angry driver,or one who was impatient to end his shift? What if I had refused to take the run, or had honked once, then driven away?

On a quick review, I don't think that I have done anything more important in my life.

We're conditioned to think that our lives revolve around great moments.

But great moments often catch us unaware-beautifully wrapped in what others may consider a small one.

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study
My cat had a vet's appointment on Halloween so I decided she might as well go dressed up.

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Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

Buggiezor posted:

There's a website called https://www.elderhelpers.org that pairs volunteers with elders who need help. This story showed up on their facebook page this morning.

Would you mind passing the kleenex box?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right


Note also the colour of her top:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Keep paddling little fella, it's almost 2014!

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
This is actually something I saw a few weeks before Christmas, but largely forgot about. We were walking around the store when I hear this high-pitched "Wheeeeee!" from a couple aisles over. "Aw cute, some kid's picked something out for Christmas," is my thought. Then I see a grown man riding his cart around with his daughter in the seat and it's obvious she's having the time of her life. He was the one going "Wheeee!" :kimchi:

I love when parents just have fun with their kids in public and aren't hesitant to show their weird side. I can only hope to be the same someday.

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Goats are such assholes but they're so cute about it. :3:

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Beardless
Aug 12, 2011

I am Centurion Titus Polonius. And the only trouble I've had is that nobody seem to realize that I'm their superior officer.

1stGear posted:

Goats are such assholes but they're so cute about it. :3:

The baby goat's not trying to be an rear end in a top hat, headbutting is like their favorite thing to do, aside from jumping on things.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZO6K8olKtQ

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